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97 points · 15 hours ago · edited 14 hours ago

First impeachment, then imprisonment. That is the only way to reduce the chance that someone like Trump ever happens again.

Edit: ever, not never.

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I wouldn't mind seeing him impeached, then exiled to Russia.

"I wasn't really planning on leaving, all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? Sometimes I say crazy things."

I think he should assert dominance and do it again. Just to make it clear.

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The real LPT is always in the comments.

It looks like he's playing a Travis Bean guitar- they have an aluminum neck through bridge design. They were known for being temperamental with temperature changes, but I think that he may have just hit some wrong notes on that solo, as everything else sounds fine

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They were known for being temperamental with temperature changes

Not to mention heavy af. I tried a Travis Bean bass out once. Sounded great and looked beautiful, but those things are freaking boat anchors.

Met Mike Score, the lead singer, in the early 90s. He had reformed the band and was touring small clubs in the US. Dude was totally cool and completely down to earth and the group put on an amazing show.

This is one of my earliest memories. I was perplexed as to how and why it would move about on its own when the water hit it. I thought it was a separate person.

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When I was little, I remember I liked to brush my teeth naked because my wang would flop from side to side while I brushed.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding. I still like to do that.

1.1k points · 1 day ago

It would probably hurt a little. Look at the speed at which he was sliding. Imagine that bottom bar landing under his neck and catching his chin.

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Imagine getting hurt doing this and trying to file a workers comp claim.

Original Poster3 points · 3 days ago

I would upvote that so hard.

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That's what she said!

245 points · 4 days ago · edited 3 days ago

Obama has been the best President of my lifetime by a long way.

Mine too. I so desperately want more people like him to rise to power. I really saw hope for the future of the country under him, and it felt like we were heading in the right direction.

Then Trump happened and eight years of building up our nation was shat on by a blubbering toddler. It's going to take generations to repair the damage he's done, and the world now sees how easy we are to manipulate. I want to hope for a full recovery and then some, but tbh I know the absolute best that can come of this will be a peaceful decline. America, at least as it was, is done for, it just hasn't really hit yet.

EDIT: Eyy this comment got just enough attention to summon the Trumpettes.

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America, at least as it was, is done for, it just hasn't really hit yet.

I don't recall who said it, but I read a quote from someone that basically stated the Trump administration is like a forest fire: it causes a lot of damage and chaos, but ultimately it clears out all the old overgrowth and allows for new growth to take root.

Hopefully we see some new growth come next elections.

Murray Brown, who traveled to London from Cambridge, said: "Well, I don't like fascism, I don't like homophobia, I don't like slagging off other countries and calling them shitholes because they're third world countries. I don't like sexism, grabbing women. Where do you start? There's so many reasons it's hard to pick, you just don't know where to start."

And that's all just on top of the whole Russia collusion thing.

Asked what he'd do if Donald Trump was standing in front of him, Brown said bluntly: "I'd tell him to fuck right off and not come back."


"I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly."

I hated the band Bush.

I didn't like either President Bush.

But this bush...

...this bush I like.

17 points · 8 days ago

So god damn fascinating. I highly recommend reading the document, specifically pages 6 through 18. It documents exactly how the GRU hacked into the DNC servers, and alleges that Guccifer 2.0 is not a real person, but a manufacturing of the GRU.

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alleges that Guccifer 2.0 is not a real person

I'm confused. I thought Roger Stone claimed to have had contact with Guccifer 2.0?

Honestly, I can't even keep up with this shit anymore. Everyday is something new with this administration.

I could help but notice that she didn't go for the Brazilian wax.

I never got past the hair to notice the fanny pack before 😂

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The hair is spot on for the 90s.

Painfully spot on.

62 points · 11 days ago

Not satisfied by this. We need to see him agree to cooperate.

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We don't know that he hasn't.

Dear UK,

That's nice and all, but can you get some football hooligans involved somehow?


4 points · 12 days ago · edited 12 days ago

Just wait for whoever will make us yern for the placid days of the Trump administration.

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Christ, that's a bleak outlook.

You guys remember when Obama talked about fucking his daughters?

Yeah, neither do I.

He keeps fucking them. Which is a thing, by the way - enough lube and a few rubber bands can turn any book into a serviceable pocket-pussy. I know this because a domme once told me about how she had a sacrilege scene with someone during which she made him fuck a bible.

That was an... interesting conversation.

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Was it hardback or paperback?

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