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TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/FlashTV
CheesyObserver -6 points

Ha! Just like the writers, I too forgot about that.

TheDwarvesCarst 9 points

Nope, like u/ThunderVelocity said,

They originally were gonna get a new house, but they decided on the old one once Cecile revealed to Joe she was pregnant.

CheesyObserver -6 points

I don’t remember that part but it sounds familiar, welp, that whole subplot was useless.

TheDwarvesCarst 2 points

I think it was said in this. I can't listen at this moment(at college), but I'm sure it was said in this scene.

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/FlashTV
VenomousCharm 2 points

I do the advertising for the show EDIT: amongst other shows

TheDwarvesCarst 2 points

You clever son of a bitch. I liked that xD (just saw the episode)

VenomousCharm 3 points

I just needed something to prove i was legit haha

and didnt wanna give it away ahha

TheDwarvesCarst 2 points

Haha, GG man, I was like "Da fuq is this guy on?" Then when I saw the finale, I just thought "That motherucker" xD

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/MemeEconomy
MemeInvestor_bot 1,701 points

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TheDwarvesCarst 1 point


TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/Jokes
Sawses 595 points

I recall that I was playing Ark with some buddies, and one of the resources you really need is easily obtained by killing penguins. The thing is, the place you find penguins is pretty small so people often hunt players there. So we grabbed a couple penguins and tamed them at our base for breeding. Since one male can fertilize a ton of females, we got like seven girls and one male, and we named him Crastor.

Since the females can breed as soon as they reach maturity, we never killed off the females, but...well, the penguins give the most polymer when killed as babies and harvested with a club. So we would grab the little boy penguins, take them outside, then club them until they gave us their polymer.

Ah, memories.

TheDwarvesCarst 2 points


TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/DCcomics
TheDwarvesCarst 1 point

Hey Mr. Synder, I hope you are doing well today. In the last 6 months, I'e gotten into Flash comics, and have been getting them when I can. I've seen some of your work for DCMetal and DCNoJustice, and am definitely getting them as soon as possible! Good job on them, I hope you are proud of yourself :)

1). As you prefer him, how long have you liked Walky West?

2). What's our favourite season?

3). What;s your favourite DCTV show(if you have one), or your favourite game of all time?

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/forwardsfromgrandma
Canadia86 21 points

I had a friend in highschool who's grandpa ended up being a Nazi. We used to be super into WWII and talk about it constantly, then one day he didn't want to talk about it anymore. Turns out his grandpa passed away and he was helping cleaning out the basement...

TheDwarvesCarst 4 points

Oh god, your poor friend... Was his grandfather an ideologist about Nazism, or an actual soldier?

Canadia86 7 points

It's been a long time so I don't really remember specifics, it was a grey uniform, so best case he was just drafted, he did have some medals, though

TheDwarvesCarst 2 points

Damn.... At least your friend could sell them to a WWII collector if he wanted... Or destroy them, either one works xD

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/FlashTV
Kolonel611 1 point

Previously on the Samsung 970 Pro 512GB

TheDwarvesCarst 2 points

Samsung 970 Pro 512GB: "Who are you?!"

BG215 orP 079 gnusmaS: "If you want to know that... you're gonna have to dial me."

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/Jokes
Chupachabra 2 points

Well, both arms broken will do it.

TheDwarvesCarst 1 point

Hey mum

HerrDoktorLaser 5 points

You forgot to include jumper cables. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 internet points.

TheDwarvesCarst 1 point

Hello there, Ace

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TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/reddeadredemption
BiggestTruck 14 points

Rufus is an old ass dog in rdr1 if this is true

TheDwarvesCarst 9 points

Well, he died in between 1911, and 1914. RDR2 takes place 12 years before RDR1, in 1899 at the very start(I'm guessing it goes through up to 1906) of the game. Rufus is a Labrador Retriever, a breed of dog that has an average livespan of 12 years and 3 months. Rufus very well could be shown as a very young puppy in RDR2.

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/AskReddit
rebeccamb 2,110 points

I shared a room with my younger brother when I would stay at my dads on the weekends. He lived in the woods and I was 100% sure werewolves were real. We got a bunk bed and I got the top. Dad said not to worry about the werewolves anymore because if they came in, they would eat my brother and be too full to eat me.

I slept so well after that.

TheDwarvesCarst 15 points

What about the next time? After they've eaten your brother? xD

TheDwarvesCarst commented on a post in r/reddeadredemption
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TheDwarvesCarst 4 points

What did he even do?

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TheDwarvesCarst 1 point

Heh, nice to see you btw Dee, I'm Savitar from the discord, before you left xD

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