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179 points · 1 day ago

You know it's good when their biggest rivals are despairing.

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MRW I hear there is tension between the Cardinals front office and Mike Matheny.

529 points · 10 days ago

Fucking love KATs reaction to this

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For some reason KATs reaction reminded me of this

Fuck Nene, Zaza, Delevadova, James Posey, Eddie House, Jeff Foster, Tyler Hansborough, Dantay Jones, and Nick Friedell.

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And Craig Ehlo

Man leave Craig Ehlo alone. He already got fucked.

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I love Dex. But I don't see a fit for him with the current OF depth and youth, even if he became 2016 Dex again. I hope he finds a good home. And beside, I really hated seeing him in a Cards uniform, especially hitting a walkoff.

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I will always love Dexter Fowler

470 points · 16 days ago

Just like when they say "break the internet". I absolutely loathe that shit.

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Kim Kardashian broke the internet with this

121 points · 25 days ago

Funniest thing I've seen in a batter's box in a long while.

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This face will forever be embedded in my brain.

Don’t blame Rizzo. Blame the moron who thinks sending Rizzo is a good idea. I love Rizzo but he’s slow as fuck!

"Cuddle me!"

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"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I just love to cuddle."

Why did they change math?! Math is math, MATH IS MATH!

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Eric: So it looks like I'm going to be spending the weekend at Kelsos tutoring math.

Red: Really? So you're allegedly going to be tutoring Kelso at math?

Kitty: Are you good at math?

Red: What's the square root of X?

Eric: Um, I really can't answer that.

Red: Ah-Ha!

Eric: No, see, X is a variable. So until you define its parameters, the only possible answer is a variable, or X if you prefer.

Red: Is that right?

Kitty: It sounds good... Will Michaels parents be home?

Eric: Yes

Red: Are they as dumb as he is?

Eric: I can't lie. Yes. Yes they are.

Red: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb.

Eric: So, I can go..?

Red: You can go. But I'll be watching the news. And if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire. X is going to equal me, kicking your ass.

This is what I don’t get about this cubs team. We go bananas one game and score double digits. Then the next game we’ll score 1 run, if that.

I laugh because I’m sad

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I eat because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.

Cameron is a nice name

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Cam’Ron

And he’d be Ron Jeremy’s body double when Ron calls in sick.

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“Stunt cock!”

206 points · 1 month ago

Sorry I only like the women.

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104 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Fez: Have you ever had a sex dream about the opposite of a chick?

Kelso: What, like two chicks? Yeah.

-32 points · 1 month ago

Pre-Rodman.

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The 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls went 72-10 and won the championship that season. Dennis Rodman was on that team.

I was down there for work back in April and damn I was sweating buckets at the factory floor.

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in April

It only gets worse as the months go by

48 points · 1 month ago

10,000 calories of deliciousness!

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Worth it.

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34 points · 1 month ago

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"Tell that bitch she owes me money!"

485 points · 1 month ago

I want to laugh at this, but as soon as I do, it’s going to happen to Ozzie Albies.

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Reminds me of this play.

"I live in L.A. and I see a lot of famous celebrities. But I don't trip over the famous celebrities. I get excited when I see my favorite porn star. I ran into my favorite porn star the over day on Hollywood Blvd. You all might have heard of him before, his name is Wesley Pipes. This brother be getting down! But what was so funny was when I ran into him, he recognized me! He said, 'Hey you're Deon Cole, you're a comedian, right? Man, you're funny as fuck, I got you on video!' I said, (gasp) "Wesley Pipes! I got YOU on video!."

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you gotta tickle their balls a little bit

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