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Original Poster1 point · 4 hours ago

Danny Cordray mouthing along with it really sells that part. Lol

239 points · 9 hours ago · edited 9 hours ago

It appears to be consensual as both animals are smiling.

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

-12 points · 6 hours ago

Those aren't positions, but nice!

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I think you need to resign

See, I remember Jim making that book face joke, but I could've swore it was in the office setting.

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That’s true. It’s what is aired on the DVDs and syndication

12 points · 1 day ago

That's a grasp at straws. Instead of vaguely referencing Trump as a whole, perhaps OP should have included a specific fact related to Trump to continue the conversation. It's quite possible that I'm just sick of him being brought up in every damn conversation.

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Making negative trump comments nets you that sweet sweet karma

333 points · 1 day ago

Same with the stuff happening to trump - hilarious until you realize no ones doing anything about it and people have to live his consequences

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Does EVERYTHING Have to come back to that orange clown? I’m so over hearing his name every 5 mins

3 points · 1 day ago

Indeed you are going to hell for spelling football wrong.

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Original Poster1 point · 1 day ago

Lol. My favorite comment so far. 🇺🇸🇬🇧

Who said that? You yourself said it’s less common than the general population so what’s the problem? Do I think they’re dumbasses? Yes. Will it stop me from watching? Fuck no.

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Original Poster-2 points · 1 day ago

I said it’s problematic and you responded in context that it’s not because it’s such a low number. You low key defended NFL sexual assault. I’m sure you didn’t mean to, but just wanted to point out how you’re coming across. Imagine if a factory of 1600 people had that many cases of sexual assault in a 10 year history.

You said “over 45” players had been charged with sexual assault related charges. I pointed out it was a small percentage of the player base so it isn’t as rampant of a problem as you’re trying to make it out to be. Don’t twist my words. That isn’t defending sexual assault at all. You’d be less likely to be sexually assaulted in a room full of NFL players than if you were in a room full of 1696 strangers.

And if you’re still going to say I’m “defending” NFL sexual assault, well, i’m not. Just because they’re in the NFL doesn’t mean I have to hold them to a higher standard of conduct than everyone else. Some dudes are abusers, rapists, or think they can get away with anything. They should be in prison if the courts convict them. I don’t care what do they. The courts will handle it.

I know you probably think everyone should be outraged and protesting the NFL over 0.02% of their player base but no one cares. You’re not going to #MeToo and #TimesUp the NFL lmao.

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Original Poster-2 points · 1 day ago

I know you probably think everyone should be outraged and protesting the NFL over 0.02% of their player base but no one cares. You’re not going to #MeToo and #TimesUp the NFL lmao.

This. There is no more point in having this conversation.

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You failed to mention that he told police he was trying to have a “small barbecue”

Not only did you service my crank, but you serviced my heart too

Marijuana won’t be legalized nationally until all the baby boomers are dead.

Smh the hippie generation that thinks pot is evil.

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Who ironically smoked and still smoke it. But holy shit, their kids can’t

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Uh, yeah? Monopolies are bad, and if I need to explain to you why, then yikes.

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Monstrous influence /= monopoly. Have you ever had a civics, Econ or history course?

Shorthand. Can we not play the semantics game today please? Have you ever had an English class?

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Semantics? Seriously? You’re arguing the breakup of business that isn’t even a monopoly. It’s far from semantics. Are you a radical socialist?

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I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors in the mud and the rain. It’s possible a man could have slipped in there. There’d be no way of knowing.

they get really dark after that

After the stabbing to death, drowning children, and eating people alive, then it gets dark. Good to know.

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The bored marshmallow ones are pretty dark too.

This is “hotel art”

Identity theft is not a joke. Remove this immeadiatly.

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Michael!

My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

Why are there only two desks in front of reception? Wasn’t there an empty desk in front of Dwight until Pam took it?

Vote for my band Scrantonicity II. NOT Scrantonicity.

At least they didn’t pay the troll toll

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