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that was two days a go btw

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10 points · 1 day ago

Strange how it didn't show up on this sub sooner, unless I am just blind.

9 points · 1 day ago

right click dayz in steam



select the beta you would like to opt in to:


1 point · 1 day ago

"Sorry man, you're not a faggot"

That made me laugh.

It's so easy to just curse and call names and be discriminating online. Let's just pretend he was RPing, lmao.

Wtf literally just got off of YouTube never heard of the guy before in my life and was like hmm where have I heard the name tapeface before and realised I saw it on one of the recommended videos list. How in the fuck. Didn't even watch the video. I only remember the name because the thumbnail was weird. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have had the blue screen crash 2 times now. The game didn't delete itself for me though. I did notice that both time all my steam settings were completely defaulted, including hotkeys, FPS meter, welcome messages etc.

Don't even have to do it slowly. For good measure go all the way up and down, then it doesn't even matter which way your gun is stuck to. Doesn't have to be 3rd person, either. Just hold RMB(don't aim down sights).

Your couch looks like it has lips.

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10 points · 7 days ago

Dem callin' me Bushmasta

Roast beef

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Original Poster1 point · 8 days ago


Was it like this when you logged in? Perhaps you were in a zone that was altered by the Cataclysm so the game killed you off to put you back in a spot that was safe.

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Original Poster1 point · 8 days ago

No I was just walking with my fresh char on a fresh account made that morning and just fell over dead when I reached the zeppelin area. I think it might have just been lag, seems most feasible.

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Have you updated all graphics drivers? Does the game crash? Does the issue go away after a while or do you need to reboot it?

3 points · 9 days ago

You could leave a link in your "edited" photo instead of making 2 separate posts.

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4 points · 9 days ago

Yeah, but less post karma

Original Poster1 point · 10 days ago

The error says Virtual machine exception as the title and reads: Linking non-existing function 'SameLine'

Please help resolve

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2 points · 10 days ago

You need to explain what happens. I have no idea how to even start. We need context.

Does the game crash when you get this error?

What happens or what are you doing when you get this error?

Where do you get this error?

How many times do you get this error?

Since when have you started getting this error?

Which version of the game are you playing?

Also, what is the picture for?

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3 points · 10 days ago

They had a button for that functionality. It was H. So with luck we'll be seeing that back relatively soon.

Good question though, never really thought about needing that button, but then again in .62 it would drop the item regardless.

70% chance you're directly opposite ocean.

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1 point · 10 days ago · edited 10 days ago

Doesn't work like that though. What if there were only 2 landmasses exactly opposite eachother, the chance would be 100% no matter where you are. This is if you mean to imply the 70% earth surface is water as a reason for your statement. It could be 70%. Doesn't have to be. If someone actually measured/calculated the 70% you are talking about and it's 70% than just completely ignore this reply. I tried to look it up but I got so many fucking ads on my phone. Don't know what the actual percentage might be.

This is only if you count the fact that people live on land generally.

What do you mean page file higher up than normal? (Stupid) and do you think having it on my SSD might help? I would guess so

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You probably want to Google 'how to set a pagefile on windows 10' you should be able to find something that explains how to do it. It basically means that when you 'run out of ram' it saves the oldest data on the ram to a small partition of the HDD/SSD and makes that data on the ram overwritable with new data. This way if you run out of ram an application doesn't have to crash it just can stutter when it happens. Writing and reading to a drive is incredibly slow compared to ram, but it adds some stability.

Oh that’s really cool dude cheers, I’ll check out a tutorial.

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Keep in mind that pagefile usage means that the your drive will read and write often. Old SSDs used to have a short lifecycle because SSDs degrade over time due to writes. Newer SSDs are pretty robust so nothing to really worry about, but keep this in mind.

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Apparently it actually exists as stepnophobia

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14 points · 10 days ago

Stepno. Sounds like a new music genre.

36 points · 10 days ago

The whole project is a social experiment

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14 points · 10 days ago

Earth is one giant vault tec vault.

1 point · 11 days ago · edited 11 days ago

Just don't join empty(where the pop says LOW) experimental ones. They're empty cause they kick everyone. Medium or high should do fine. Some LOW ones might work but if you play 3pp you'll have to take some time to try servers one by one.

5 points · 11 days ago

That sounds more like a hard skill to me. Doing something specific. You have to be taught how to roll without breaking your neck when jumping down and rolling. Allowing you to do that out of nowhere just because you have jumped off of shit often doesn't really make sense to me tbh.

4 points · 12 days ago

Lifting the rifle off the shoulder looks so strange to me. Who shoots like that?

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2 points · 11 days ago

It's because the heads in dayz don't tilt to the right when you aim, but they still need to align the gun with the camera(if it were first person camera). The fact that they're aiming down makes it only worse.

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...there is a nipless gender?

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3 points · 13 days ago

Nippleless Cage is one living example.

2 points · 13 days ago


It looks like a tight diaper. The railings look like shit and the rain effect isn't great.

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-1 points · 13 days ago

Glad you're telling me that...?

Do you have UI turned off or something? Hold ~ ` ¬ | (tilde key)(whatever is left of the 1 key for you)

5 points · 14 days ago

What.. Where did I see that exact skeleton before. Just today or yesterday.

I truly don't think it's this simple. Yes people have their own views and can do as they please, but first person is fundamentally different because you must take some risk in order to gain reward in the form of valuable information about your enemy. In 3rd person, that crucial balance is lost and overly defensive gameplay is vastly more effective.

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I mean you're still picking from 2 sides, whatever the reason might be. I can like a ford better than a chevy for 1000 different reasons. I can only prefer fpp over tpp over a couple of reasons. I would argue it's actually way simpler than the comparison provided by /u/fadezgaming.

Well, 3rd person greatly favors defensive playstyles and I feel it leads to an unbalanced game, I also feel that it is antithetical to the spirit of DayZ and takes away from the goal of an "authentic experience".

With that said I occasionally play 3rd person and enjoy it sometimes, but I strongly encourage everyone to at least try 1st person and to understand the fundamental differences.

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2 points · 14 days ago

I totally agree with your points, but that's not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about people picking a side based on what they prefer. People prefer FPP for reasons. People prefer Ford for reasons. People prefer Battlefield for reasons. It's that simple. You can spin any argument into it and dive into any aspect as deep as you want to, but you can do the same between Battlefield and COD, therefor, I think it is indeed as simple as that.

You also say this:

I truly don't think it's this simple. Yes people have their own views and can do as they please, but

So here you are starting to make an argument as to why it's not that simple, but instead you only say why you prefer FPP over TPP. That's what I'm trying to say.

But it doesn't matter.

Let this meme die Please

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8 points · 14 days ago

Fuck no, It's fucking great, makes my day just a bit less shitty every time. Especially when I expect it.

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