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TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/insanepeoplefacebook
whitebreadsandwich 780 points

You'd think someone who lives in the same place as a duck-billed mammal that lays eggs and another that shits cubes would have more of an open mind.

TransformerTanooki 2 points

Now I'm more interested in a living thing that shits cubes. What is this magical creature?

TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/gifs
r2doesinc 112 points

Larsen also said a lawsuit seemed unnecessary because the people in the Weldcraft weren’t hurt badly.

I almost fucking murdered all three of them, but they jumped out of the way just in time to avoid me absolutely destroying the vessel they had been in moments before. They're fine, fake news, bullshit lawsuit.

I hope this motherfucker never gets to drive a car or boat or anything else with a motor again.

TransformerTanooki 1 point

I don't even know if I'd trust him with his scooter chair at this point.

WhoresAndWhiskey 61 points

Holy fuck. Did you see the prop marks on the stern?

TransformerTanooki 3 points

Those prop marks scare the shit out of me. Your ass would be sliced ham if it was there.

TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/Jokes
14th_Eagle 11 points

Guys, he's not replying to the image.

TransformerTanooki 14 points

That's because I'm enjoying my baby sandwich.

zoomer296 1,259 points

And a quarter of them will be inbred.

Gold Edit: Greetings from Alabama. My cousin says hi.

TransformerTanooki 942 points
TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/AskReddit
silkat 456 points

When I first got my puppy I had been dealing with her for days straight, no sleep, and no contact with the outside world. When I went to my waitressing job for the first shift since I had gotten her, I went up to my table and made the kissy tongue click noises to alert them that I had brought their food... I too froze and looked horrified at myself haha.

TransformerTanooki 2 points

How did they react when you did that?

Suarez97 803 points
TransformerTanooki 3 points

That guy takes being prepared to a whole new level.

TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/television
Borklifter 2 points

Do you ever... go outside?

TransformerTanooki 2 points

I do even though I really have no reason to do so haha.

InsertWittyJoke 1 point

....Human interaction and vitamin D?

TransformerTanooki 2 points

Milk plus significant other.

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TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Neon_Green_Unicow 1,281 points

If you thought you were going to die, why would you cancel the wedding? May as well go through with it when "til death do us part" is in 10 mins.

TransformerTanooki 1 point

till death do you part... BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! That didn't last long.

TransformerTanooki commented on a post in r/AskReddit
BananApocalypse 1,909 points

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TransformerTanooki 163 points

Literally Hitler

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