Was on a jury where we convicted a guy on a double-rape charge. He had a rather large extended family that ran in, let's say, less than savory circles.
I had two reporters shoving the mics in my face with cameras asking for my name and wanting me to answer questions the second we exited the courtroom.
Fuck. That. I respect journalist trying to do their job, but fuck off with potentially jeopardizing my safety so you can get your 6 o'clock headline.
Why miss the opportunity to say you are Hugh Jassman?