Bucket by coveredinsecurity in funny

[–]Whit3y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if this could be one of the fabled KFC's with a buffet

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason? by blackwatchdoctor in AskReddit

[–]Whit3y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i ripped a USB drive from my machine without properly unmounting it once.

If the oncall phone rings and doesn't wake me up, what happens? by dave999dave in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Whit3y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Job security is the payment. My current gig they've laid off QA, BA, DEV and Infra of all walks of life. Super experienced Gray beard coding wizard, fresh outta college newbie, mid teir guy, I've seen them all get shit canned at the end of the year. The only guys that remain are the ones that can put up with the hellish on call schedule.

If the oncall phone rings and doesn't wake me up, what happens? by dave999dave in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Whit3y 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wait, pagers still work? I thought once they retired 1G the other year they would all stop working?

Every New Jersey resident knows this struggle. by Mikebyrneyadigg in newjersey

[–]Whit3y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the part that goes around New Brunswick used to be far faaaaaaaar worse


[–]Whit3y 29 points30 points  (0 children)

World series champs!! Except those two times the blue Jays won it

What free software is so good you can't believe it's available for free? by Tufflaw in AskReddit

[–]Whit3y 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fucking learn it. If you're good at it you'll make bank in the real world

Time to eat breakfast the America way by KOMRADE_DIMITRI in MURICA

[–]Whit3y 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Listen son, what you may have thought I meant was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. I really mean 'give me all you bacon and eggs'"

Reg Cathey, ‘House of Cards’ and ‘The Wire’ Actor, Dies at 59 by BunyipPouch in television

[–]Whit3y 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I know a few folks from the Carolinas. I have a hard time believing any of them would ever not give a fuck about ribs.

D.C. Council hits Trump over military parade: 'Giant Tank Parade is cancelled' by ningagirls in politics

[–]Whit3y 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The political adds told me he injured himself on purpose just so he could earn those /s

Because of course he does. by moby323 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Whit3y 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's one thing to dodge the draft, get elected and hold a belief for less military intervention once you're in office. And another to dodge the draft and push for military intervention once in office. Especially when you consider getting drafted is considered to be an "every citizens duty" sorta thing.

Countries with cars in space: 'Murica. That's it. by njmksr in MURICA

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When you're Elon Musk, life itself is the Kerbal Space Program

How to turn a 100k a year IT job into a 2 million dollar a year job by greenspans in sysadmin

[–]Whit3y 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm doing everyone's fucking job these days and when I complain all I'm told is "WE'RE DEVOPS NOW!!!"