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1.2k points · 1 month ago

Plot twist, all of this sub's content is from the same town in Wisconsin

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Not twist, scony blows.

Moderator of r/dankmemes, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 month ago · Stickied comment

Dank.

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uber.

676 points · 1 month ago

4 cups of puréed black bean soup is a little too thick for my liking. I would probably dial it down to 2 cups so it stays a “soup” and not a bowl of bean porridge. Otherwise, solid recipe.

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205 points · 1 month ago

I think you could just slowly smash some beans against the side of the bowl with the wooden spoon and stir until you get to the desired consistency. Would let you have more control over the final thickness.

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Imersion blender for 3 seconds at the end and simmer.

L A R D.

Fun alcoholics are the best!

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6 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Being true to oneself is not overrated.

27 points · 1 month ago

It’s almost unfair how beautiful she is. There’s like no look she can’t pull off.

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I was going to say an old fashioned burlap potato sack with arm holes but the more I think about it, that would be super hot on her.

I have reassigned my genitalia for you... ta daaa!

Actually, pentagrams are just pentacles minus the circle. The inverse pentagram is the one mainly associated with black magick/demonic worship.

Source: am pagan.

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no your not.

Source: {no known meeting attendance}

See! sell these at craft fairs and dare anyone to say boo.

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the pup is safely restrained, I'm not taking a picture, that's only one scoop, that's a vaporizer, the glasses are yellow because I'm a dandy;.... didn't you see the hair? little dog?

Charred Cajun pork chop on a stick

Cup o french fries

Old fashion Video arcade.

Cup o french fries

Tub o' French Fries.

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Cup o Fries every hour. fresher.

Comedy pic of the year? More like the funniest thing that will ever happen.

7.2k points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

This looks like it was made in 2003

EDIT: WOAH this is the most karma I have ever got from a comment.

EDIT 2: I was not aware of the sub r/awardspeechedits. I look like an idiot now.

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I thought I recognized the names who are those people? Forbidden love huh, I'm gonna go accidental adopted cousin hook up, It is Jersey. Perhaps a gesticulation war betwixt the Italian family and the Jewish folk. Over here!

Is that a stormtrooper

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And why are the windows painted to look empty at water level when closed?

Twas not avowed that Valerie Jarret at any point bore any resemblance to a monkey, or that had any thing to do with race! Ms Barr merely pointed to Ms. Jarrets uncanny similarity to the beautiful Helena Bonham Carters , in make-up, looks... seriously you look. Same eyes, smile. Way closer than Bachman.

can someone do a Jarret/Carter side by side?

306 points · 1 month ago

If you hang around the sort of people that roast you for not buying a new dress every day you gotta whoop them ass and never meet them again. That shit is mean expensive and fucking terrible for the climate.

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If I was a Broad, I'd find the best cut for my figure an get one in each color. with beat up black shoes. and a nice bag, cause, you know no pockets,... and the bra only holds so much - am I right lady's.

That horse probable costs more than my whole family.

This one's funny dude but you're kinda doing the same thing iam4real does, where he slaps a joke on an otherwise normal stock photo. If you're looking for inspiration empa111 and lolnein always create quality content. Just trying to provide constructive criticism!

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No, but see... she changed her mind...! Look at her. Just glorious.

Have you ever washed out a metal water bottle?

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Actually a metal flask imparts an awful flavor. No matter how much you wash it, tastes like lead.

Ha! reminds me of my heady Eton days. 'Working' my way up the sculling crew. Never understanding the lessons because all my books were made of booze. Jolly times!, eh. Our ice was so round in those days. All in good fun.

so ... burn then...

Sense the days of Sir Mix-a-Lot, big butts have enjoyed a remarkable resurgence. Welcome news to many women, But I dare to stand up in favor of ...

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