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thrway525 610 points

Throwaway for this one. I've literally never told anyone this (and I'm about to share it with all of reddit yea whatever).

Guy here. I'd love to get bound and have a girl forcefully make me do oral sex on her and then have her put on a strap on and fuck me hard. Getting hard just thinking about it.

Zaareish -5 points

pegging is fairly tame.

Yarzeda 2,123 points

I want to find a nice, wholesome girl who will dom the shit out of me.

Cuff my hands to the headboard, slap me, pull my hair, call me names, ride me like it's her job, don't let me cum until I'm weeping in desperation, etc.

Bonus kink: I'm not wearing a condom and she's taunting me about how she's going to get pregnant tonight whether I like it or not.

Zaareish 3 points

Permission to cum is one of the strangest things in porn, like, how do these guys even stop themselves?

ph33randloathing 51 points

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Zaareish 3 points

you don't need to follow me!

BaronBifford 41 points

Actually the bug has been fixed for a while. Gandhi is peaceful, but if you declare war on him (and it will likely be YOU) then he will go full on with his nukes.

Zaareish 91 points

it's not a bug, it's a feature.

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Writhing Grapevines

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If I'm not gonna be smothering my vast and bountiful erection into my mattress I'll smother it in you.

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