Hahahaaawww now I just feel lonely.
at least you don’t look stupid
This guy sentences
I think he’s hilarious
Plot twist: the girl is a cop who is a killer who is a whale
I only count my shit ups.
I choose wankanada
I choose Antarctica
you a penguin
Be happy to.
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That has been an informative conversation.
How do I make one
First you need to start a family
Ok, I've already done the first step so what's next.
then you put your wetness in her u-know-what sexily
Pardon me what an intercourse
Where do you get those golden scissors? I need them.
I'm proud that you are appreciating his appreciation of the children.
I’m proud of y’all for making up so much crap.
This just in: mixing colours can create other colours
good lord in the heavens
Considering all colors come from the primaries, I’m not impressed
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Plot twist: those two absences happened on the day 1 and day 3 of a 180-day-period.
He was fired on day 4.
All your hand are belong to me!
The evolution from a cute, thicc boy to a handsome man.
"Yeah, I'm 18 or older"
I was born in 1901/01/01
Spoiler: she lyin
Double spoiler: she moisturizes af
The cat has seen some shit.
I use my earwax for lubricating purposes.
OP, we would appreciate a tutorial.
I am 75% potato
I would be the silhouette running in the opposite direction.
I would be the person who steals surfers’ shoes and towels.
What the hell are you guys doing at home that needs so many band aids?
I thought it is Eddie Murphy in the back seat.
I think OP is a liar. Great grandfathers are old people but the person in the photo is hardly 20 years old,