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Hahahaaawww now I just feel lonely.

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9 points · 15 hours ago

at least you don’t look stupid

This guy sentences

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3 points · 15 hours ago

I think he’s hilarious

1 point · 1 day ago

Plot twist: the girl is a cop who is a killer who is a whale

1 point · 1 day ago

I only count my shit ups.

1 point · 2 days ago

I choose wankanada

76 points · 3 days ago

I choose Antarctica

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13 points · 2 days ago

you a penguin

9 points · 5 days ago

How do I make one

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1 point · 4 days ago

First you need to start a family

2 points · 4 days ago

Ok, I've already done the first step so what's next.

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1 point · 4 days ago

then you put your wetness in her u-know-what sexily

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1 point · 5 days ago

Pardon me what an intercourse

1 point · 7 days ago

Where do you get those golden scissors? I need them.

15 points · 7 days ago

I'm proud that you are appreciating his appreciation of the children.

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10 points · 7 days ago

I’m proud of y’all for making up so much crap.

79 points · 8 days ago

This just in: mixing colours can create other colours

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17 points · 7 days ago

good lord in the heavens

Considering all colors come from the primaries, I’m not impressed

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10 points · 7 days ago

Tough crowd

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1 point · 7 days ago

Plot twist: those two absences happened on the day 1 and day 3 of a 180-day-period.

He was fired on day 4.

4 points · 7 days ago

All your hand are belong to me!

13 points · 8 days ago

"Yeah, I'm 18 or older"

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2 points · 8 days ago

I was born in 1901/01/01

36 points · 8 days ago

Spoiler: she lyin

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3 points · 8 days ago

Double spoiler: she moisturizes af

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1 point · 8 days ago

I use my earwax for lubricating purposes.

I would be the silhouette running in the opposite direction.

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2 points · 10 days ago

I would be the person who steals surfers’ shoes and towels.

1 point · 10 days ago

What the hell are you guys doing at home that needs so many band aids?

3 points · 10 days ago · edited 10 days ago

I think OP is a liar. Great grandfathers are old people but the person in the photo is hardly 20 years old,

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