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Came here looking for this

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Is this an inside joke?

118 points · 8 hours ago

Is that a dick?

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I think something’s wrong with it

How to be a drug trafficker:

  1. Don't look a drug trafficker

  2. Traffic drugs

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  1. Be a ninja
    1. Traffic drugs

FTFY

But then you’re stuck with shitty headphones.

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You can always sell them. I sold mine for CAD$240. I think they cost $300+tax brand new at the time.

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I don’t know ‘bout the first 2 but Cheryl Tiegs looks like she’s got a shit ton of plastic surgery done. No genetics involved there.

447 points · 1 day ago

That was kind of the problem though. The whole thing felt like a glorified ad for other Netflix shows.

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They didn’t really try to hide the fact they were advertising other shows. It was pretty blatant and they were sometimes kinda funny quick spots with other actors.

Is she saving her pack of cigarettes in her mouth?

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Definitely a phone. Clearly more important than her life.

I’m not convinced it’s anything other than a pack of Newports. You can bite down on a pack of smokes and not break the glass. She didn’t even hesitate. It’s totally cigarettes.

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If that’s the case then she’s even stupider for saving a pack of cigs that would cost a few bucks to replace.

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Original video here my friendos: https://youtu.be/u3ZkNyTE0cU

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You can see the OP at around 1:38, partly cut off on the right side filming with his phone

Makes too much sense. He was probably just racist.

/s

But it would have been better just to hold the door open to keep the train there.

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Well, let’s be honest. Whether the guy dragged him off so paramedics could get to him or not, the guy should have stayed with him until they came. That’s the human thing to do.

«You need fat to live, so why does people hate being morbidly obese????»

dumbest title i’ve seen

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I think they’re more saying that people shouldn’t over-exercise and admire super skinny people. That shouldn’t be the end goal and being a little fat is ok.

“You’re better of getting a bigger bath”

Soooooo you’re saying we should just get fatter to avoid diabetes ...

327 points · 2 days ago

Yeah but ad blockers don't hurt YouTube they hurt the content creators

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... and?

No worries. She can just travel back in time and change her response.

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Her time machine is charging.

400 points · 2 days ago

They don't need a camera to have their backs. The tram always has right of way.

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They don't need a camera

Unless the car was on the tracks up ahead and the driver sped up on purpose instead of trying to stop in time.

Its so strange to me how none of them really react to it.

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noticed this immediately as well. Almost no reaction except for the last couple of accidents with pedestrians. I guess it's because a measly car/suv isn't gonna stop or slow down the trains so it's of no consequence to them.

Also based on their reactions, this appears to happen a lot so maybe they're desensitized to it.

What's your name? I'm fucking exhausted.

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Can’t you fucking read? His name is Ishouldtrythat

136 points · 5 days ago

And bluetooth

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Fun fact: on some highways in Canada (and probably other places in the world), Bluetooth is used for monitoring traffic flow

I am helping

-Russia

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Russia said they will help and I believe them.

-Trump

It’s like what’s inside of them if you peeled their skin off. Or maybe if was that nasty fog that turns you inside out.

507 points · 5 days ago · edited 4 days ago

Now one of my favorite things on this planet lol.

What the bands name?, my vote “Hounds of Hell”.

Or “I Pooped on the Carpet, because FUCK YOU”.

  • seen a few people say the second one sounds more like a song by the first one, I can accept that lol
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What the bands name?, my vote “Hounds of Hell”. Or “I Pooped on the Carpet, because FUCK YOU”.

Why not both.

“I pooped on the Carpet, because FUCK YOU” by Hounds from Hell

158 points · 6 days ago

That guy was born in 1952, this photo is from 1963, Patrick Power was 6 in 1963. No way theyre the same. We may still have hope.

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I mea, it is possible that either the year or the age in the caption of this post is wrong. For the sake of argument, the kid’s name could be wrong too. It wouldn’t be the first time false/incorrect information was posted to reddit.

2 points · 6 days ago

There’s more than one Patrick Power on earth

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.... maybe there isn’t.

1.5k points · 7 days ago

The sticker can come off, but this is common sense lol

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If it’s important enough, it shouldn’t be a sticker which will likely fall off from heat, wind, dirt,weather after driving the car for some time. The writing should be molded into the cap’s plastic.

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