I also have a story. I wish it wasn't true. One time I was shopping at a wholefoods when I was feeling thirsty for some mango la croix. I remembered I had drank all mine while listening to the fragile on vinyl so I decided to get the soda. But as I got closer, I realized that there was only one pack left. I reached to grab it when I felt a breeze on my back. I turned around and there was the big man with a gun himself! He stared me down and threatened to hurt me unless I moved. "I do not want this" I said to him, before stepping out of the way. As soon as he had arrived he was gone, with my precious mango in tow.