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Papa Nolan, pls explain

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This is a story all about how

Our lives got flipped, turned upside down

Hey, Arizona has a proud history of being stupid!

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Tusconan here. Can confirm. Though we are really hoping Kelly is gonna run

37 points · 1 day ago

This is why these folk won't care if these tariffs wipe out their jobs or if racism will further isolate America from world business. As long as they can feel superior about themselves it doesn't matter what actually happens to them in the real world.

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And we all suffer in the meantime

246 points · 2 days ago

Take all the orders, serve the kids. Then when the rest of the party starts to complain explain that you need to separate them from their kids due to policy before they can eat.

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Then reunite them (not all of them, if there were 3 kids, give two back) for dessert and demand to be called a hero.

123 points · 2 days ago

Shall we do a Kickstarter? Just name it "bribes" and Trump will take it, guaranteed.

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Label it "pee pee tape" and he'll pay anything for it.

1.2k points · 2 days ago

Henny and crumpets would be trash. Step your crumpet game up

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1.2k points · 2 days ago

"I happen to think they would be swell. Get off of my bollocks, bloody hell."

"Lolligag in the back of a double decker, Smoked some green with the queen while she slurped my pecker"

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"That is my bird, you bloody fool. I hope you heard, Im the royal's jewel."

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1.4k points · 3 days ago

Wait until Mueller's report drops

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I can already hear the neighboring tribes and their shrill cries of "WITCH HUNT" and "BUTTERY MALES."

It’s not like Hillary would become president if Trump was impeached, so anything to do with her is pretty irrelevant to our current situation. There is no reason for either side to be bringing her up like this. It just isn’t constructive. We need to be moving forward.

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Lol tell that to /r/the_donald and /r/hillaryforprison

First off calm down. Secondly, you must be confused. How is it a "boogeyman" when there are tons of examples of the alt left's racism? Boogeymen don't exist, their racism does.

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First of all calm down

Lol i think you're the one who needs that advice

I am curious, why do you think this belongs on this sub? Serious question.

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Trying to normalize what Trump is doing

Oh I see what you mean. But the other comment didn't have gold when I commented. Just highlighting the misspelling

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Dude stop begging for gold /s

You're overlooking the most obvious reason. She's a jogger, right?

She was coming for the scuffed shoes.

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she's a jogger

She's brown. Thats literally all this administration cares about.

231 points · 3 days ago

Dude is total noncommittal in his posts on whether he copied it or not.

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Yep. Completely ignores what he did and talks about death threats. Now that I think death threats should be condoned, but him playing victim is a bit rich.

294 points · 3 days ago

It's political theater. She is unquestionably a crisis actor.

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Can I nomimate her for a Razzberry?

He's not fingerless, he has at least one.

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One will work

130 points · 4 days ago

Don't talk about starbursts that way.

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Garbage throwing starburst at world leaders with a slight glib is a real issue.

I think i fixed it.

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-24 points · 4 days ago

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The answer is obama sent almost all of them to immigration court, not criminal court and he never split a child from both of their parents, which is now standard procedure. But I have a feeling youre just gonna keep your head buried in that maga sand.

Because OP took both. OP was the cop. OP was the protester.

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OP stands for Original Police and Original Protester. Case closed, boys.

I'll have the tossed salad

"Captain, the air appears to be breathable. It's half oxygen, half THC."

What? So just because I am a white nationalist in favor of a fascist ruler and and think concentration camps are okie dokie, Im some kind of nazi, now? Jesus you libruls exaggerate so much.

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