Why did I look?
Wonder if this was personal.
You also learn that your dad doesn’t know what he’s doing.
I have already a really bad sense of taste since I BASICALLY CAN'T Smell. Can some one summarize why you can't taste well in space. I am assuming because you can't smell as well.
They don't know.
I wonder what kind of song I could make with my dad’s parting words, “I’m going to the store for cigarettes”
A classic country sounding tune.
Like borrowing sugar.
So is working in a call center.
I've done that. It's hell in cubicle form.
Nightmares are dreams too.
His artwork is very fifth grade. It distracts from his message.
I think the idea here, insofar as I understand it, is that: because a town hall meeting is meant for ordinary people to voice concerns and ask questions people would feel more comfortable, and thus be more likely to participate, if they know that what they say/ask won't be publicized or taken out of context by the media.
I'm curious, do you have a specific problem with that idea? You seem to be acting as if it's clearly outrageous without offering any real reasons why you think that.
Yes. We have a First Amendment right of freedom of the press in the US and this is a public meeting.
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What is even going on with this church?
They’re both cold and calculating.
This belongs not only here, but to r/dadjokes ss well.
I did take a shower after doing yard work and I have kids.
it just so fucking surreal. i was having genuinely one of the best nights in my life. i was with all my best friends, we were all joking, laughing, talking about life and shit, and then in an instant everyone is running and i hear rumors of a shooting. hell i still have my facepaint on from the game.
after the initial stampede off of the bleachers, we were told to go towards the locker room. thats when i heard one loud and distinct gunshot. everyone ran. it was a stampede. i dont think i can describe the feeling of running away from the sound of a gunshot. especially with all that happened in Parkland ( a school literally less than an hour away) recently. idk ima try and get some sleep. all my friends are ok which is really all i care about.
Glad you’re alright. It helps to talk about things like this. I was in a restaurant held up at gunpoint and it took a few weeks to get over it.
I normally just get junk mail at work.
that’s an ovipositor. lady grasshoppers use them to deposit eggs in the ground, so it was probably trying to burrow into your hand to lay eggs. gross!
If you don't mind looking like you're wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor, you can develop an innate sense of direction in about six weeks:
It really does look like an ankle monitor.
You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we're learning all the time. Why, just 50 years ago we would've thought your daughter's illness was caused by demonic posession or witchcraft. But now a days, we know that Isabelle is suffering from an inbalance of bodily humors. Perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.
Luckily we treated her with some heroin and gave her a full leech treatment for good measure. She’s going to be fine.
Is Texas back, yet?
Probably not. They will get there though.
Don’t buy a college textbook unless it’s actually being used in class.
You usually don't find that out until several weeks into the course.
But by then you should have another paycheck from work.
I'm gonna need some backstory.
Ever live anywhere with meth heads in your neighborhood? They do a lot of stupid shit and often hurt the ones they love.
How many lifetimes would you or I be locked up for something like this?
Apparently no lifetimes.
She wants to feel the wind in her hair.
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