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Wonder if this was personal.

You also learn that your dad doesn’t know what he’s doing.

I have already a really bad sense of taste since I BASICALLY CAN'T Smell. Can some one summarize why you can't taste well in space. I am assuming because you can't smell as well.

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Original PosterScore hidden · 42 minutes ago

They don't know.

So is working in a call center.

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I've done that. It's hell in cubicle form.

Nightmares are dreams too.

4 points · 1 day ago

I think the idea here, insofar as I understand it, is that: because a town hall meeting is meant for ordinary people to voice concerns and ask questions people would feel more comfortable, and thus be more likely to participate, if they know that what they say/ask won't be publicized or taken out of context by the media.

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Original Poster-5 points · 1 day ago

Good lord.

I'm curious, do you have a specific problem with that idea? You seem to be acting as if it's clearly outrageous without offering any real reasons why you think that.

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Original Poster1 point · 7 hours ago

Yes. We have a First Amendment right of freedom of the press in the US and this is a public meeting.

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This belongs not only here, but to r/dadjokes ss well.

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Original Poster1 point · 11 hours ago

I did take a shower after doing yard work and I have kids.

36 points · 1 day ago

it just so fucking surreal. i was having genuinely one of the best nights in my life. i was with all my best friends, we were all joking, laughing, talking about life and shit, and then in an instant everyone is running and i hear rumors of a shooting. hell i still have my facepaint on from the game.

after the initial stampede off of the bleachers, we were told to go towards the locker room. thats when i heard one loud and distinct gunshot. everyone ran. it was a stampede. i dont think i can describe the feeling of running away from the sound of a gunshot. especially with all that happened in Parkland ( a school literally less than an hour away) recently. idk ima try and get some sleep. all my friends are ok which is really all i care about.

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Glad you’re alright. It helps to talk about things like this. I was in a restaurant held up at gunpoint and it took a few weeks to get over it.

1.7k points · 1 day ago

that’s an ovipositor. lady grasshoppers use them to deposit eggs in the ground, so it was probably trying to burrow into your hand to lay eggs. gross!

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129 points · 1 day ago

You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we're learning all the time. Why, just 50 years ago we would've thought your daughter's illness was caused by demonic posession or witchcraft. But now a days, we know that Isabelle is suffering from an inbalance of bodily humors. Perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.

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Luckily we treated her with some heroin and gave her a full leech treatment for good measure. She’s going to be fine.

65 points · 1 day ago

Is Texas back, yet?

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Probably not. They will get there though.

392 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

Don’t buy a college textbook unless it’s actually being used in class.

You usually don't find that out until several weeks into the course.

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But by then you should have another paycheck from work.

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129 points · 1 day ago

I'm gonna need some backstory.

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Guessing drugs.

Ever live anywhere with meth heads in your neighborhood? They do a lot of stupid shit and often hurt the ones they love.

She wants to feel the wind in her hair.

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