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That happened to me too. Needless to say it was... inhale... annoying.

But hey, there's always next run.

6 points · 1 day ago

How do I delete prenagte without the girlfriend knowing??

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Am I gregnant?!

You haven't lived until you just walk up to the Concierge and just take off a quarter off his health bar.

I'm sorry. I don't know why we said that

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20 points · 23 hours ago

ROCK FUCK!

3 points · 1 day ago

Winnie the Pooh is a magical piece of art, and there's no need to feel ashamed for watching it as a grown man. Whether your comfort zone is Pooh or My Little Pony, or Thomas: shows are just shows. They don't just have to be for kids, it can just remind you of a time when there were less expectations and worries.

13 points · 1 day ago

Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions...

I love the broadsword, but that may just be down to me preferring slow weapons that can twat an enemy across the screen. So what if it takes an ice age to swing; there is no swing 2

2 points · 3 days ago

I will kinkshame that damn chest to the ends of the earth. Fuck your curse and the hubris that leads to it.

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I just did a run where I found a pair of Sandals IV with +175% damage against a frozen target, and with an Ice Grenade I wasn't gonna look a gift horse in the mouth. Made it to the Black Bridge and, after fighting him normally to about half health using my other weapon, I managed to make him leap against the wall. Imagine my delight then as I turned around and repeatedly stomped his gut into the barrier, taking off 5% chunks each time, while he remained stunned each time I brutalized him.

What other uses have you found for unleashing your inner Spartan?

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8 points · 4 days ago

Hello OnlyForRFnBr, just a heads up, "Everytime" should be written as two separate words: every time. While some compound words like everywhere, everyday, and everyone have become commonplace in the English language, everytime is not considered an acceptable compound word. To stop gram_ bot from commenting on your comments, please use the command: "yourUserName ?ami"

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Original Poster7 points · 4 days ago

Hush you damn bot.

Nice meme, but fake news.
they only took over the nsfw channel

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3 points · 4 days ago

they never got Ethiopia...

I feel like I've been playing part of this game wrong. I usually go with a sword, a bow (or freezing), and auto-turrets. Shields seem super lame to me. What makes them good?

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The most difficult or dangerous enemies also happen to be the easiest to parry, generally. And even if you don't want to risk a parry, just holding up your shield in anticipation drastically reduces damage taken. It's a skill that can really trivialize some rough encounters and keep you in control. Heck, I had a legendary spiked shield that dealt an insane 2000 damage on a parry.

3 points · 4 days ago

What's your Twitch name? I'd love to watch you play some Cells.

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2 points · 4 days ago

I always see curse chests on the Clock Tower.

I swear I've said "Oh no you fucking don't!" out loud after the first time I made that mistake.

4 points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago

Being on the sex offender registry in America, the UK or Australia is a life sentence. Your life is over at that point anyway, jail means nothing at that point, you’re literally a second class citizen. I couldn’t think of anything worse. And while there should be a system in check for the most vile pedophiles and serial rapists, I don’t think people should be lumped in with those people for things such as peeing in public or having nudes of their 17 year old girlfriend at 19 (even if this happened once it’s one to many, the fact it’s surprisingly common is frightening) It’s a broken system that was implemented as a ‘oh wont somebody please think of the children’ period. But oh well, I won’t feel any sympathy for scumbags like Brock, just wanted to vent on how disgusting and inhumane the register is.

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3 points · 4 days ago

It absolutely is a disgusting and dehumanizing system that costs hundreds millions of dollars a year and makes no distinctions between horrible human pieces of filth like him and people who have made grievous errors with their lives but genuinely want to put in the effort to change. The worst part is there's absolutely no data that suggests the list does anything to deter offenders. In fact it tends to increase risk by hampering job opportunities and making offenders feel targeted.

I have someone close to me who went through this whole ordeal. It's a terrible idea made on an overreaction and sensationalization.

Isn't it supposed to be from the most quiet to the loudest, not from low pitch to high pitch? That's how I did it yesterday and got the key, so not sure pitch has anything to do with it... Also, if you have a smartphone, just take a picture of the map screen and mark the bell positions on it, numbering them 1-4. It helps a lot and you don't waste time drawing a map.

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It's not quietest to loudest. Low pitches just tend to sound quieter than they actually are.

-1 points · 5 days ago

I didn't know what order to hit them in, so that helps. But that said, it's not that hard to tell low to high pitch. I'm not sure what the trouble some people are having is.

4 points · 6 days ago

They replied they are looking at a way to fix it but it's low priority for them.

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4 points · 6 days ago

Makes sense, it's not really a major bug, just something that rarely happens and is a nice surprise when it does.

I think "Unranked" is a good bet.

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