Young sir. I dont think you realize how much we hate the Eagles. I would rather Tom brady bang my wife then watch the Egales hoist a Lombardi. I would rather Belichick take a pass at my mother than watch the Eagles have a SB parade. I would rather the entire Patriots team, including that Bendeict Arnold fuck Patrica train my first love then watch the Eagles at the White House in March. I myself would drag my nuts across a field of of hot New England Clam chowder than watch the Eagles drop a banner next year saying "Super Bowl Champions." Truthfully, I would kill you if it meant I could stop the Eagles from even playing in the Super Bowl and I like you.
Fuck the Eagles. Fuck Philadelphia. I hope that entire city burns to the ground by the crotch of Carson Wentz's firey pubes. That ginger fuck is so fucking good I hate him and the entire state of Dakota because of him. I dont even know which Dakota he is from but fuck them both.
And dont get me started on that visor wearing fuck Doug Pedo-son. His hair looks like I'd need a wedge just to get my ball out of there. That loser POS. Bring back Fat Andy, at least with him, there was always the chance he'd die during the fucking game. We haven't beaten the Eagles in like 4 fucking years. Fuck you for asking this question. But fuck Philly more.
Oh my god...this is amazing...