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What happens to you when you get rabies

I thought it was just the foaming at the mouth and acting loopy.

It's a fuckin horror movie nightmare

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This gave me a serious anxiety attack. Goddamn.

This photo shows me a small, unimpressive collection of pin pricks. Assuming you were there, this can't be what you saw! What does publishing this accomplish? From what I can see with enlargement, it looks like you image is somewhat blurred, which suggests that you didn't have the equipment you needed.

If this is what you saw, come to suburban Atlanta for a better view.

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When you click on the picture in full view more stars show up. I don’t understand the black magic behind it, but give it a try.

They look so aware. They’re like little aliens.

You look beautiful! I usually ask for diet tip, but do you have any eyebrow tips? Or is just blessed genetics aka completely unattainable? Thanks!

Dude, I looked at her dead into the windows of her soul, and i said.. beeeeeeetch.

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I looked this woman in her optic stems

122 points · 12 days ago

That's a rough 21

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Weight adds years onto people’s faces. She would probably look her age if she lost it.

Uh, last I heard (yesterday) Florence is suppose to arrive Friday.

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She slowed down overnight apparently

385 points · 12 days ago

Well you'll need to have on hand:

  • rep from public works
  • deaf translator
  • rep from supervisors office
  • town supervisor
  • rep from PD
  • rep from Emergency Services
  • person who carries around stats for town supervisor
  • Bill the guy who supplies the crack
  • Union reps
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• person impersonating deaf translator*

If I lie on the ground, there's a 100% chance that my dog will come over and start licking and playing with me.

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My dog will stand over me like yeah I get it you’re the dominant one

Please explain. I'm both intrigued and confused.

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Like if I lie down on the floor to play with him, he just stands over me, like across my torso haha. So from an aerial view we’d make a cross

370 points · 15 days ago

I’m so mad at him for the pain and fear he caused for over a decade. The gay community in Toronto knew something was wrong for years, and were ignored by the police when people started going missing. This man traveled a lot, and the police suspect hat there are so many other victims that may never be identified because of this fact.

He pretended to be normal, he was apparently really good at it, and I hope this man never sees the light of day again.

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Is he cooperating at all? Haven’t seen it mentioned in any articles

-12 points · 14 days ago

I live in the path of the hurricane, and I'm hoping for the worst to happen to the people here.

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Damn who hurt you fez

355 points · 16 days ago · edited 15 days ago

South Park Season 16 Episode 6. I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining. People hate on it but it's still a hilarious episode to me.

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Long story short

That cardinal looks pissed

What is happening

I was left home at 11 because my mom worked several jobs so it was me and my sister who is 3 years younger BUT she left contact info for her and other family members as well as a ton of food that she cooked so that we wouldn't fuck around trying to cook on the stove. She also called and checked on us.

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Hello, fellow latchkey kid.

1.2k points · 17 days ago

I called Amazon support and demanded that no more of my packages are ever delivered through USPS again. They would mangle the boxes and constantly leave "delivery not possible" updates when they just didn't feel like it.

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They told me that wasn’t possible when I asked. Did they actually do it for you?

Congratulations, you’re now Seal.

I legit thought that was his son

5.4k points · 20 days ago

She told me so.

She went to a birthday party and fucked the birthday boy. When I then broke up with her she went into full rage mode screaming "how dare you?!" and "I'm gonna find a guy and make him fall in love with me just so I can break up with him and hurt him the way you did with me".

I never knew what that meant... but I'm glad we broke up.

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It means she’s crazy.

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