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I got used to sleeping with my guy and have sex anytime. It’s 2:24 am and I haven’t sleep yet and I’m craving for sex aaahhhh

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Original Poster5 points · 1 month ago

Update: clipped my nails woohoo

Uh. Buy a dildo? If you have condoms there are plenty of household items/vegetables you can use.

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

Damn. I don’t have condoms here at home ugh

26 points · 2 months ago

“Me gerpren ka na ba? Nung edad mo ako, nakuu..., lahat ng isla ng Pilipinas may tsiks ako!”

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Original Poster8 points · 2 months ago

Tapos pag sinabi mo na meron mamaya sasabihin “hoy mamaya may anak na kayo agad ha wag masyado seryosohin” tapos pag wala “bakla ka ba? Tomboy ka ba?” :((((( di ko gets

Why not?

Aunt: Ay ang taba!

You: Kayo din po. <--- Respectful

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Original Poster2 points · 2 months ago

Because of ‘po’ HAHAHA

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I totally get you. It sucks having someone mess with your whole perception of what's true and what isn't. Sucks being lied to about everything.

But what's good is that you've realized it now. Now you can start putting things back to normal. You've got this. What they did doesn't define you and it's all going to work out.

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It’s sad when since then, we will think we worth less than we are and will haunt us even there will be people who’ll show you what’s you worth.

Oh nooo proteins! Lol have a safe flight!

When he looks at me lol, neck kisses, ear nibbles and grinding

What is in it?? Tell me more!!!

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Yes please ! Looks like pineapple and jalepenos so that's my kinda burger but what's the burger made of?

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Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

The burger patty is made out of jackfruit, beets, and idk what other veggies 😅

Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

It have their mayo, then cabbage, the burger patty, that yellow square is cheese (I LOVE THEIR CHEESE), pickles! Everything in their resto is vegan!

Greenbar does a good burger, but it's Juiceabel or nothing

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Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

YES! My non vegan bf likes Juicesabel more than Green Bar but for me, I like Green Bar more

Other than spiders, what insects or any other animal that suddenly might be inside your home?

Cockroaches, ants, mosquitos, little skinks (like 10cm nose to tail tip), moths, flies, sometimes bees. But they mostly come if you leave a door or window open that doesn’t have a flyscreen. Or they follow you in when you open a door.

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I’ve never heard of skinks...

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I had a dream where there’s a half horse half human who was raping and whipping my legs, I was trying to scream but no words came out until I voiced out “fuck you” then I woke up in the middle of the night having bruises on those places

Original Poster1 point · 3 months ago

Omg! Did It Ever Happen Again After This?

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Fortunately, no! I’m it didn’t happen again!

(Some) Tourist spots. Irresponsible people who leaves trash everywhere daaaamn.

Well come to Iceland!

The place where (some) tourists think it's ok to shit in public and destroy moss (which takes like 70 years to grow back).

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YIKES here, people litter EVERYWHERE ugh sick

Same person but less fun since I’m happy most of the time since we’re together. I am so thankful to have him since whenever I feel down I have someone to talk to in an instant. He (sort of) saved me away from my suicide thoughts.

5 points · 3 months ago · edited 3 months ago

The testicle issue should be looked after, you can have serious issues if they stay inside.

Penis size... Why are you concerned about it? I'm assuming it's because you are comparing yourself to what you see online and in porn. Don't. Just stop.

You can't change what you have. I have a very small flaccid penis. I spent years avoiding women for fear of ridicule. I couldn't comprehend why when I did have sex I wasn't laughed out of the bed. I would constantly self sabotage relationships. I look back on all the possibilities that I spoiled and I hate it. Women are amaizing, they don't put as much weight on a man's penis size, we do. We are obsessed with it. From my experience women want a man that makes them feel good, happy, safe and alive. You have nothing wrong with you.

Go get your testicle looked at, that's a big one and can cause you problems. Don't worry about your penis, work on being a good man who cares about people, the dick is just a tool, and it works just fine.

I know it's hard to do, it's going to be one of the hardest things you'll have to do. You'll be happy you did in the end.

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Agree! I guess porn made (some) guys insecure with their size since most of it are too big (in my opinion). With sex, for me, as long as you know how to make the girl turn on, specially during foreplay, sex feels greaaaaat.

My wife only orgasms with clitoral stimulation. She enjoys PIV, but she has never gotten off on it. So what we do is a lot of foreplay, I spend time with PIV, then I go back to clitoral play, then PIV and we finish with clitoral.. We have a great sex life, and we barely use my dick.

Porn is all smoke and mirrors.. Get super skinny guys, pair them with very tiny women. Only a few guys in porn are truly monsters.

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True. Clitoral stimulation is the best and also fingering! PIV is also amazing (and tiring) but I always feel like cumming when it’s clitoral stimulation or when he fucks me really fast and hard. Oh!! Doggy makes it feel bigger!

It really happens!! Don’t eat too much before it or let him know that you just ate or ate a lot before hand.

I love butts, so much. I could just look at it and fantasize about it the whole day. Not kidding.

My boyfriend keeps telling me he doesn’t have butt but I really appreciate his and I love squeezing it everytime I give him blowjob. And sometimes playfully biting it.

BUTTS FOR LIFEEEEE

My legs got wobbly I WANNA HAVE THAAAAAAT

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I’m so happy you met her! I always believe that there will be people who will break us, and there are people who’ll make us whole again. Without the divorce, you won’t met her, and I guess everything that happen to us really have a reason.

She is the only woman who didn't walk away from me when I'd have panic attacks in public (they're fairly frequient). Not only does she not leave my side, she helps me look her in the eyes and recites, "everything will be ok, this doesn't last forever, but forever I'll be here."

Yup, I'm one lucky fella.

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I’m starting to believe there’s forever aaahhhhh sweet! My hearts fluttering for you two!

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That looks delicious, but it didn't fall right?

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Original Poster1 point · 4 months ago

Oh yes, it didn’t fall! Don’t worry!!!

Original Poster1 point · 4 months ago

Hey guys! It doesn’t taste bad! The sauce itself is ketchup, soy sauce, and a drop of Da Bomb! It just have a pinch of pain and spice! The sauce is sooo good that it made the da bomb taste great on the food

Gotta share the recipe!!! 😍😍

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Original Poster1 point · 4 months ago

Sadly, I don’t have their recipe!

Oh. Em. GEE! THAT LOOKS SO GOOD! 🍔

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Original Poster1 point · 4 months ago

IT DOES AND TASTE JUST AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS!

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