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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/pics
lilbisc 0 points

“Here’s my brothers tombstone. He just passed away”

“Well your brothers tombstone is a piece of shit”

This is very confusing to me. I guess the only reason it’s accepted is because it’s anonymous. I just can’t imagine being a dick to someone showing me a pic of someone they love (or their tombstone in this example) who fucking died.

I’m clearly the minority since I’ve been downvoted to hell while dick McGee here is praised.

So I’ll repeat my previous statement. I think anyone that feels comfortable being a dick to someone mourning a loss needs a fucking reality check. Some day someone they love will die and I hope they remember they were an asshole on the internet to a stranger. Pussies.

canipaybycheck 1 point

Some day someone they love will die and I hope they remember they were an asshole on the internet to a stranger. Pussies.

Big man behind that keyboard lmfao. /r/iamverytough lol

And who are you quoting?

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
556IX 1 point

One of your own players, Lauri Markannen. There you go, mongoloid. Now go chase your tail.

canipaybycheck 2 points

Again, we're rebuilding fyi. We wouldn't trade our main piece of our rebuild because we wouldn't contend even with Kawhi... a lot like the current Spurs.

Try again. Maybe it is really too hard for you to name a better prospect than Brandon Ingram. Jeez.

556IX 0 points

Ironic of you to call someone retarded. The Spurs made the WCF last year, maybe you just started watching this year?

canipaybycheck 1 point

And you still haven't named the better available prospect. I'm almost not surprised it's too hard for you.

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
yalogin 0 points

Exactly! The media doesn't understand it. That is why the Knicks are talking to visionaries like Mike Woodson and Mark Jackson.

canipaybycheck 1 point

You forgot Kenny Smith and Jeff Van Gundy!

canipaybycheck 1 point

Lol

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
themariokarters 706 points

yeah we have Applebee’s here too

canipaybycheck -1 points

The overreactions to this joke are cringeworthy

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
brainfraud 9 points

This is what I been saying, Tatum and Brown are so young right now it be like trading Joe Johnson or Billups before their careers even started....

facepalm

BTW I believe both Tatum and Brown have the potential to be better than Billups or ISO Joe.

canipaybycheck 1 point

I've always said that Tatum is a bigger, faster Joe Johnson

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
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canipaybycheck 1 point

They do get away with calling nearly every black man "articulate".

cojack2323 1 point

Starts off with stunned silence and the first thing he says is “uh shit”. Don’t be such a pedant

canipaybycheck 0 points

it was literally “oh my god” and “damn” the minute she said it

Starts off with stunned silence and the first thing he says is “uh shit”.

Choose one

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
dtc11 -26 points

Bullshit/low effort Mormon joke trifecta (imo) "How many wives..." , "derp derp magic underwear", and Mormon/moron wordplay. For a while there "Mormons getting their own planet" was a good one too when the BOM was popular on broadway.

If you feel the need to make one of these jokes just know that it is the equivalent of making fart noises under your arms. Be better. North American Jesus demands it.

Edit: Sorry for anyone that is annoyed by this but it's the hard truth. These are not creative jokes. You were not the first person to think of them, and they make you look like an asshole.

canipaybycheck 39 points

Sorry man, I had to dig to find that joke. But since I found it, it's now gospel

miianwilson 13 points

Ok, that’s funny

canipaybycheck 5 points

Would you say it's... gold?

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
vtalii 62 points

I hate Cage as the color commentator. He blatantly dismisses what replays shows and continues his initial call. There are a few and far in between examples where he changes his initial impression/comments/call and plenty of times when I was watching the OKC feed where he's just ignoring what replays are showing and continuing his outrage. If he stayed quiet or homerish lame comment, but he maintains his indignant tone about some of them where I got irrationally angry at him.

Back to the play, 24 - 8 = 16. Is it an 8 second violation and therefore you have SEVEN seconds to get across?

canipaybycheck 19 points

Thunder announcers are fucking trash, and the guy's stutter is unbearable to hear. Choose a different profession than commentating you stuttering mess.

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
Futtbucker42069 0 points

You commented it twice and replied to others with the same thing so really 3-4. Im calm just saying its hilarious you keep saying the same thing hoping someone agrees with you.

canipaybycheck 1 point

Responding to replies to my comments is different than starting a new thread... Who says I'm hoping people agree with me? You're in your own little made up world

Futtbucker42069 8 points

Why have you commented this same point 3-4 times on this thread. Calm down we get it.

canipaybycheck -8 points

Twice... and you sound more bothered than me lol. Calm down

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
efads -25 points

You can't see why they're off-topic and in poor taste?

canipaybycheck 17 points

Oh ffs

Just_Chiming_In_Here 980 points

This reminds me of Joe Biden and his son's illness. As a very active VP, he was traveling the world and shaping policy while sneaking away to Houston (later Philadelphia and Walter Reed) to be with his family. And it really wasn't public until the end.

We all handle loss and pain so differently.

canipaybycheck -7 points

Now Biden's other son is fucking his dead brother's wife

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
DoubleHammy 318 points

I hated the Crawford signing then, and I still hate it now. Dude is a black hole on offense. And the fact that Thibs allows him to do what he wants on offense really blows my mind

canipaybycheck 10 points

Lol he's the scapegoat not the guys who are counted on to win

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
Grease_the_Witch 7 points

fuck outta here we broke a 14 year drought bitch

canipaybycheck 1 point

Thought it was 15

ESKIMOFOE 0 points

Jimmy Buckets.

canipaybycheck 1 point

Top 10 offensive rating last year too dumbass

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
UpvoteIfYouAgreee 89 points

Good its the playoffs who doesnt like some yapping to the bench after a tough shot

canipaybycheck 18 points

The refs. Fuck the refs

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
Titronnica 5 points

Don't you know that players need to repeat themselves, stating the obvious every day? Otherwise they are totally making plans to abandon ship.

canipaybycheck 0 points

Yeah you're right, nothing can change over a month and a half

joblanco40 8 points

Didn't Kawhi come out publicly and say that he wanted to be a spurs for life less than a month ago?

canipaybycheck -2 points

Didn't Kawhi come out publicly and say that he wanted to be a spurs for life less than a month ago?

Nope.

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/The_Donald
zardoz68 38 points

They were all corrupted by the power they held, and thirsted for more.

canipaybycheck 22 points

Many were corrupted far before they attained their highest rank.

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
redditsucks4321 0 points

Again, did you actually read the article they referenced? I know you post in /r/t_d, so reading comprehension is hard for you

canipaybycheck 0 points

Spurs center Pau Gasol telling the Sacramento Bee's Ailene Voisin that Leonard communicates with some teammates but "leaves others in the dark."

Spurs are not getting replies to calls and texts for weeks

redditsucks4321 0 points

Again, did you read the article they referenced? That's not at all what the article actually says, and most of what the article says is pure speculation. She's a writer from Sacramento, not connected at all to the Spurs.

canipaybycheck 0 points

I literally quoted the article lmao. Leaving people in the dark means not replying to them

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canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
theconfuserx2 617 points

on top of hating jabari i now also hate bledsoe. yay

canipaybycheck 23 points

Why mad jabari

canipaybycheck commented on a post in r/nba
556IX 0 points

Derrick Rose dummy. Maybe if you had him and Butler you'd be in the playoffs not looking on from the outside of both the playoffs and the lottery.

canipaybycheck 1 point

I was talking about the fanbase, not the team, dumbass... learn to read

And Rose wasn't traded for Lavine.

556IX 1 point

Nice deflection cunt. Butler was. I know what you're talking about, and I'm talking about your joke of a franchise.

canipaybycheck 0 points

If you're a Spurs fan you're definitely not doing your fanbase any favors

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