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What is the most drugs you’ve consumed in 24 hours? by deadhead-OG in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take cocaine for One Thousand dollars...
.please..
...Alex!!

Why is it people that dislike Blink-182? by MetroidOdyssey2 in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

their fans don't know how to words their arrange.

Sunny side up or scrambled eggs, which do you prefer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why did you ghost edit that? your first reply was good comedy

Did you upvote or downvote this question, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't either, for neither reason

What is your favorite “smart” TV show? by rekt_ur_anus in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll tell you, but only in the 'cone of silence'

[TOMT] [Song] This will sound crazy by ragequit7901 in tipofmytongue

[–]cdncbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could it be something by the White Stripes?

How do you deal with needy people you don't want to be friends with? by Just-curious95 in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make sure that you never owe them anything.

Anything!!!
Don't let them do the dishes, don't let them look after your cat, don't let them help you move, or water your Ficus.
Because the reason that they are offering to do these things is because they know that there's an economy to every relationship, and that if they make you owe them, they can force you to do what they want.

So instead, just dodge that shit like Neo, cause then it's easy to just say no, or walk away.

Whether you like it or not, needy people are always playing the "you owe me" game. So just pay off your balance owing and just become invisible.

What is your worst experience in the bathroom? by FBIperuano in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddies and I were young and having a party, and for some reason we decided it would be a good idea to each each have a drop of Dave's Insanity Sauce.

What is lost to time is whether I was the only one to take this drop on my finger, or just the first to try to take a piss afterwards.

Either way, I became a cautionary tale, nay legend, amongst my peers.

It felt like my penis was slowly burning itself off of my body from the tip to the base.

My friends crowded around to find me lying on the bathroom floor, screaming in agony as I slowly peed everywhere, as that was the only way to make it kind of go away.

That was probably the worst

What is the funniest thing you have seen happen in a serious situation? by mainchick123 in AskReddit

[–]cdncbn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was ridiculous.
She was his passenger. In the seconds after the crash, I did the 'holy fuck, I'm alive' and got out of the car as the cops were screeching to a halt behind him. He had hit a barrier and rolled once before I stopped him, so the only way in was his sunroof.
One of the cops was spraying down the car with an extinguisher, the other one had made his way to the roof. I felt it was only polite to offer my tire jack, which he used to pop out the sunroof.
And then a midget popped out of the roof. I head the cop say 'you're a fucking midget'
And she was. I later learned that she was 3'4.