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16 points · 19 hours ago

Dick head move. But do the rules allow the ref to DQ someone after he stopped the fight. Not saying he doesn't deserve it and then some, just wondering.

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I’m going to guess yes since he did it.

16 points · 1 day ago

That elephant can spot a Dole truck from a mile away.

-15 points · 1 day ago

Can I be in the pic?

79 points · 2 days ago

Don't let Edward Scissorhands in!

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7 points · 1 day ago

Literally just got my Edward scissor gloves for Halloween in the mail.

506 points · 2 days ago

How does this even happen . This kid is amazing!!! I wish I had half his moves... and confidence.

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-1 points · 1 day ago

He’s got a dancin’ mama for sure.

56 points · 2 days ago

'Donors'

I'm not against it by any means, but it does present an interesting ethical question. Is it wrong to take blood from an animal that can't actually consent?

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16 points · 2 days ago

No.

150 points · 2 days ago

Cheating is very wrong, but drugging someone is wrong and VERY illegal

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9 points · 2 days ago

She has no idea what you’re talking about. 🤐

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14 points · 3 days ago

If they had just let him stay in the game, the browns might still be searching for their first win.

RIP Tyrods career lol

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25 points · 3 days ago

He’s not playing another down until mayfield gets hurt.

423 points · 3 days ago · edited 3 days ago

Isn't cubed more than x4?

Fuck That3 > Fuck That x 4

Solve for "Fuck That."

EDIT: After reading all of the equations below, we can conclude “Fuck That” is a value greater than zero, because the utterer of the phrase clearly gives at least one fuck regarding the material being commented upon.

However we can also conclude that “Fuck That” likely doesn’t equate to just one, because in that case no matter what “Fuck That” is multiplied by, it remains equal to one.

Further, it is unlikely that the commenter intended “Fuck That” to represent any fractional or negative number, so we can almost certainly assume “Fuck That” has a value of at least two.

So my post should be corrected to read:

Fuck That3 > or = Fuck That x 4

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Only if you give more than 2 fucks.

41 points · 3 days ago

I’d be ok if you decided to kill this guy on the spot and left him there.

Turn the sound off before you watch. You’re welcome.

Have you reached your goal weight or are you going to keep losing? Either way, great job in the first place!

Most of these people have nothing. There's no jobs and they have families. I agree poaching is sad, I just wish there was a better way than making them criminals and taking them away from their families.

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They should just keep making bigger families that they can’t afford and be even more “forced” into this life of crime.

You process situations like an infant, grow up please and start contributing to a better world outside of your video game consoles and Nutella sandwiches.

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My friend shoes horses and had some lady that had 10 horses but could only afford to shoe 8 of them. She begged and pleaded for him to shoe the last two even though she didn’t have the money cuz their hooves were getting bad. He said you shouldn’t have more horses than you can afford.

You got me thinking now that he was in the wrong all along. I bet all he did was process that information like an infant and didn’t even care about the last two. That dumb son of a bitch needs to start laying off the video games and the Nutella sandwiches and shoe all those horses!

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What else can noodle do?

Original Poster3 points · 1 month ago

he has a list of mechanical behaviors too that this visual input will trigger. =D he can swallow, salivate, and taste things with his feet.

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I bet his favorite food is noodles. As long as you don’t start a company called sky net then I’ll love it.

Let me tell you that she was definitely aware there was a gas can in her car. I have to roll all my windows down every time I fill up my gas can to go mow because the fumes are so strong. I think she just didn’t want to look more dumb than what she already does.

Solid scrap. Great sportsmanship. Shitty title OP

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15 points · 1 month ago

I don’t think I would have noticed him adjust his shorts a few times had the title not said that nor did I even care to notice it. Terrible title.

The guy beat someone over 5 minute while the thief was pleading for his life. How is that just "retaliation"?

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-2 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

He had just been the victim of a crime....I assume his emotions went wild. I mean if you had to choose one person or the other on who’s fault all of this mess is, are you really going to chose this guy over the thief?

If I had o choose one person to blame for the murder?

Of course I will choose the murderer, and not the victim. The theft may have been a provocation, but it ain't a justification for murder.

Even if "his emotion had the better of him", do you really believe that we should let someone who could snap that way and slaughter someone else over a petty theft walk away freely?

That guy obviously has some issue, if his temper is that bad, he shouldn't be left free, because who know what else could make him recidive?

IMO, that guy should go in a psychiatric hospital.

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I don’t think this is murder. This is manslaughter at most.

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Where’s a tesseract when you need one?

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For mathpractice.

-18 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Edit: I get it, I fell for fake news, I'm sorry.

She broke a few ribs and had to spend a couple weeks in the hospital.

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Two weeks for only broken ribs?

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