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753 points · 2 days ago

"You don't call retarded people retards. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded"

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What’s terrible about this is retarded accurately describes someone who is retarded. Nigger does NOT accurately describe someone that is black or anyone for that matter.....ever.

3 points · 2 days ago

I like that extra crispy crust. Job well done.

4 points · 2 days ago

Pete can beat his own meat thank you very much.

10 points · 8 days ago

I had actually thought that at first look before reading the title

3 points · 8 days ago

Did that last one get swallowed?

Goofy string. Fucking worth

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7 points · 8 days ago

And only for a dollar.......There should be at least 78 of those alone.

2 points · 8 days ago

Is there anymore context to this photo?

7 points · 8 days ago

Hard to tell what happened exactly prior but I think the guy in the shirt had hit him with his car maybe?

This is the first thing I look for when purchasing a new mattress.

63 points · 8 days ago

How many more vids before this guy is dead?

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Would do better in /mildlyinteresting

2 points · 8 days ago

What the fuck is happening here?

83 points · 8 days ago

“Remember when you were just a baby and you hated grass?”

Yea, Those days are long and over with.

We’re all excited that you decided not to procreate.

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7 points · 8 days ago

Yea, but who’s laughing now?

1.5k points · 8 days ago

Mom’s straight face.

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728 points · 8 days ago

She’s been through this many times before.

2 points · 8 days ago

I was trying to think of why they would put that there other than it’s just fucking hot out but it might just be because it’s fucking hot out.

4 points · 8 days ago

Good luck trying to compete with that.

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