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Crash Test, Then Against Now: Car from 2009 vs Car from 1959 by CapnTrip in gifs

[–]doginabathtub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil! Maybe! Now I'm not so sure!

The most awesome place in the Bay, Tilden Regional park by [deleted] in bayarea

[–]doginabathtub 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. That's a picture of a cow. Is the cow at the park? Is the cow the park mascot?

Edit: oh, the farm. now I get it.

Keto and kidney disease concers. [NEED ADVICE] by Davis- in keto

[–]doginabathtub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll offer whatever knowledge I can, but it's pretty limited. Mainly I've been here asking other people questions about kidney disease.

What are your favorite cheap keto meals? by COCOnizzle in keto

[–]doginabathtub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SO HE'S ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAARRRRRGGGGE.

Well, except for that keto keepin' him trim.

Ceam cheese Frosting Cupcake by jpellat in keto

[–]doginabathtub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's do the math! Let's take a cream cheese frosted cupcake from "Publix" on MyFitnessPal. Let's say one bite is equal to 1/8 of a cupcake. That's 0.125 cupcakes. MFP says that 0.125 of a cream cheese frosted cupcake comes out to be 42 calories, 6g of carbs, 2g of fat, 0 protein. So even doubling that, you'd be at 12g of carbs.

I'd say take a bite if you cut carbs the rest of the day. That kind of thing tends to not stall me out on my weight loss when I do it (a couple times a month), but your mileage may vary!

[Rant] I am having difficulty keeping up with keto. by Riou_Atreides in keto

[–]doginabathtub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Hala beef bacon exists: http://www.halalbeefbacon.co.uk/ It's a little pricey but I've had it a few times and it's not quite but very much like bacon.

Need some large tall men advice. by 1nteger in keto

[–]doginabathtub 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Peasants and farmyard animals are low in carbs and the clothing the villagers wear provides decent fiber. Whole cows, chickens, pigs, and even goats can be crushed in your mighty maw with abandon. You definitely want to stay away from grain silos and wagons full of potatoes and carrots. Beware so-called "all-you-can-eat" salad bars; rarely do they welcome giantfolk and being chased off with pitchforks and torches can be a real self-esteem killer. Keep up your water intake up by draining a lake or river or several. Remember, FEE-FI-FOE-FUM; the blood of an Englishman is chock full of vitamins and minerals!

Weirdest non-breakfast thing you like for breakfast? by christabellie in keto

[–]doginabathtub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I found out when I started keto that I'm egg intolerant (got to run to the bathroom within 45 minutes of eating eggs) so I started eating an avocado every morning, sprinkled with a little salt, chili and garlic powder, or with a spoonful of Dean's sriracha sauce. I love avocado and now I eat it all the time. I might get a tattoo of an avocado. I love keto.

[FP] Late night snack! Peanut bread, cream cheese and summer sausage! by Wugpanda in keto

[–]doginabathtub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww hell yes, Tillamook. I remember going on a tour of the factory when I was a little kid and eating cheese curds in the car afterward with my family as we continued our vacation. You have good taste in cheese, buddy.

I am starting today. I weigh 440 lbs. Does anyone have any advice for severely morbidly obese people doing keto? by charmia in keto

[–]doginabathtub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Started at 454 lbs, now at 409 after a few months. Use MyFitnessPal.com to track calories and make sure you aren't going overboard. Watch your salt intake if you have edema (I did and still do because of kidney disease). Just stick to it, don't put yourself in bad situations where you say "fuck it, I'll just have a few cookies" or "Eh, I already ate some ketchup on that burger, might as well have a chocolate shake too...". Take it slow, realize you might mess up every now and then, and adjust your habits to meet your new lifestyle.

Hang tough through the sugar withdrawal and if anyone says "that's bad for you, fat is bad, omg I can't believe you're doing that" say to them "mofo, when did you become a doctor?" and them hit 'em with a few of the educational "Useful Links" over in the /r/keto sidebar.