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Can't find any good ones and I don't know how to ask this without sounding creepy

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Original Poster1 point · 1 day ago

It won't let me post in there :(

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Original Poster1 point · 1 day ago

Oh I mean cute babies like lil infants with tiny pea toes

So.... what’s the video????

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Original Poster12 points · 19 days ago

The video was cactus body slam, I never understood why he thought it was so funny. He laughs that hard every time he sees the video

https://youtu.be/j_ZC6w8lFak

10 points · 19 days ago

I’m speechless. What did he think was going to happen???? I love how his friend just plopped him over by his legs though.

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Original Poster9 points · 19 days ago

My buddy loses it at the first part when he just starts screaming, and then when he says "I'M GOING TO SLEEP, I'M GOING TO FUCKIN SLEEP"

Snoop Dogg looks good for his age

Any pickup line starting with "you look a little pale" is probably not going to go well

My skin also sloshes around like that when I shake, but it looks much less cute

u/dolphinchodeblaster so sorry you never got strahan man :(

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Haha I appreciate it man. Definitely really disappointing

I saw your posts for months 😂😂

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I stuck around after the draft promo solely bc of strahan lol

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Original Poster-5 points · 1 month ago

Yea it was just a small observation I made, I find it intriguing that the people who make these games don’t all know that the Jets play in NJ. But again it’s not a big deal just an observation I made.

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They do know that I'm sure. Announcers say the same thing: "and the eagles take down the giants in new york!" or something to that effect...trust me, i've heard them say it enough in my life

I know I'm very late on asking you questions, but can you have twins? To clarify, I'm implying two babies in the same, half-sized uterus, not one in each uterus. Because your uterus is half sized I'd have to imagine it'd be very difficult

Hey, wait a second, he said we will give us a silver of our choice

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Fuck that noise, I'm keeping all the silvers to myself! BAN ME IDFK NO STRA HAN NO MADDEN I'M DONE BITCHES

Wow what a way to wake up on a Saturday morning! Thanks guys!

Maybe EA will wake up today and realize it was a mistake to give a UL card to Lazy Wetyear

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I really don't get it. I'm sure you're all tired of my posts, I'm just so bummed. I get why they didn't release Faulk, but what gives with the fucking Lamar Woodley plot twist? Stra han is the only one of the retired, released players (goat, legends, etc) that didn't receive a card besides Faulk.

He's the only reason I've stuck around past the draft promo ffs

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Tbh, get over it. It’s not like you can’t use him at or that he even has a terrible card. He has a 95. That’s too good for you to be bitching. Know how many players didn’t get a 99? A lot lol

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Original Poster5 points · 1 month ago

How many GOATS got less than 97 smh man gtf outta here

What if they give him a launch legend. That’s more valuable than a 99 card on a dead game

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Original Poster5 points · 1 month ago

Not if I'm not doing 19

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Guru said we would be getting two giv**way cards this week for the legends. What if, instead of giving it to the 2 non LTD cards of the three, they are going to do two sets of three card releases? So right now they are announcing the first set, and tonight they will announce the second set. Which means that Stra han still has a chance which means I still have a chance at happiness in my life

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Sorry dude. Hope is dead. Guru just announced they’re all done. No more.

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

Yeah this is some bullshit

Pretty sure the two cards he was referring to are the 85’s so we can complete the trade-in a third time this weekend with the final releases.

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Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

Yeah, they usually pick one of the three cards every week and give it an 85. I was saying I hope they release six this week and give two an 85

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Hahahaha, i so hope there isn’t a Strahan

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Well that's not nice

LOL, just messing with you dude

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I'm so sad lol

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I have been using his card since the day it came out and have been waiting endlessly for his return lol.

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I asked for a straw at a bar and I thought I was going to be crucified

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Landon Collins deserves a better card I think. I am also biased.

Why? Strahan isnt that good. Reggie is 10x the player he was. And Warfield won't be better than Calvin, moss, Julio, Sharpe, Carter, etc. Ogden will be awesome, but hell probably be the limited so no chance at him in the set. Pure garbage.

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-1 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

LOL you're a fool if you think Reggie is 10x the player stra han was

Ok, 10x was obviously an exaggeration. But White was the better player. Even if you call them virtually equal in the passing game (which is close, White is still a bit better), White was a superior run stopper compared to Strahan. That alone makes him the better player.

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Michael stra han had a GOAT card and Reggie white didn't........... mic drop

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This is delayed, but I need to give a bunch of shoutouts to a few redditors of this sub that were super generous and gave me multiple players to help round out my team. As someone who will be sticking with M18 for the forseeable future and not getting 19, this was a big deal for me!

So shoutouts to u/dmcoe u/ocho2 u/Kantianist u/mike_mulholland u/Taylorbg54 and u/Lobodomy88

You we're all extremely generous so thanks again!

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