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I figure they should have used Z instead of X...

Will more than 50% of the unit make weight and pass their PT test? Find out next episode of READY FORCE Z

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The Z is for Zombie Reserve

Don’t they usually put out a press release when the beta opens?

Original Poster2 points · 29 days ago

Maybe... I could have just beat them to the punch.

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They should hire you for public comms 👏

Some dudes just like to party.

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This guy operates

9 points · 29 days ago · edited 29 days ago

Reserve and National Guard units are trying to fill slots in cyber units, especially enlisted, but officer and warrant as well. There are units all over the country, and they often will be flexible on drill locations and dates.

If I get a minute I'll put up a link to some of the posters/flyers/brochures/application packet on Google Drive.

Edit: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1JMZsJxE9BbfWAmzqE08GEDPXljuLgibA Edit 2: Apparently Google is freaking out that all of you are grabbing these files right now (suspicious activity or something). If the link doesn't work, send me a PM and I'll try to reset it.

These are focused on the Northeast Cyber Protection Center, out of Devens, MA. The NECPC has POCs and will likely pass you off to a closer unit if necessary. I just don't have info for those other units. Slots in the National Capital Region are a bit harder to come by; it seems you have a better shot elsewhere in the country.

If you are interested, initiate some sort of contact via the email/phone numbers in the linked documents. The 17C handout has the basic packet requirements (resume, military bio, NCOERs, 1059s, etc) and these are similar for officer as well.

As /u/finalhedge mentioned, the optempo is likely to be high, even if you only count the required training to become MOS-Q and ignore the mission requirements.

I have a little bit more info that is FOUO so I'm not posting that publicly, but it isn't all that useful really. PM me and we can talk about it, but your best option is to reach out to the unit directly.

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4 points · 29 days ago · edited 29 days ago

Optempo/dwell time will likely be insane

It’s a trap!

EDIT: to be clear I am not trying to dissuade anyone (who has the aptitude) from pursuing this: it is something that will in all likelihood set them up for a very rewarding (both professionally and financially) career. Rather it’s just a suspicion that NG/Reserve Cyber will be right up there with NG SF in terms of time commitment that will be expected for training and mobilizations.*

*(and mobilizing to a SCIF instead of to the sandbox)

May be worth checking back in a week or two considering the official test just launched

If you want to be high speed, I’d use some of that sweet Federal TA and take a college level English course.

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He’s a soider, show some damn respect

STOLEN CART-RETURN VALOR

finalhedge commented on
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I love the idea of SFAB being a retrain battalion.

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Fuckin lol

finalhedge commented on

The F stands for FusRoHooah :(

Failed with 711/750

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Where is the number score posted? I just see Pass/Fail

THEY ARE OUT ON CERTMETRICS!!!!

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16 points · 1 month ago

Apparently they're putting out even more stipulations on waivers, any small crime or drug use that you've popped hot for means no waiver.

Also anyone prior service with an AFQT below 50 cant get a med waiver as of 31 July 18

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And doing this during the strongest civilian labor market in DECADES

I think USAREC is smoking too much of that substance they just removed waivers for

Marines are full of Chads, meaning Army will fuck anything that's left. Future fat dependa is desperate. Will fuck with no condom to trap Army. 5 trips to DEERS later and yea I'd say r/wehavesex

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Virgin army infantry vs Chad marine corps water tech

finalhedge commented on
r/armyPosted byu/[deleted]

the account /u/FusRoHooah est mort.

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Press F to pay respects

Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

It was on there originally, but I was going for common misused words I hear. I knew I should've left it. 😑

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It would behoove of you to include it next time 💪

I didn't go because it's way too easy. If I did go I'd totally be top of my class and promoted on the spot. I don't want to do that because I wouldn't feel like I earned it and I respect the rank of PFC too much for that.

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I didn’t join the military because it’s way too easy. If I did join I’d totally have been asked to go straight to being a Delta Sniper Operator and promoted to commander on the spot. I don’t want to do that because I wouldn’t feel like I earned it and I respect the rank of Burger King Shift Supervisor way too much for that.

You're witty. Must be popular with the ladies.

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And yes, by the way, i DO have a $AMDYOLO tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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Very cool, Kanye!

Yeah, try him

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Open door policy for the win

Yeah, yeah, OP wants to skip 2 and 3.

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Go directly to 5, do not pass go, do not pay $200

You'll be a page to a Cav Scout in the most Greek way possible... or mop floors. YMMV

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That’s hot

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20 points · 1 month ago

Ragnar...lots of ragnar

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Amry Ragnars

65 points · 2 months ago

Good title!

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Very cool, Kanye!

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