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Gender reveals are stupid.

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197 points · 19 hours ago · edited 11 hours ago

Someone I follow on Instagram made a “music video” to reveal the gender...rented a venue and filled it with flowers and blue balloons. Super cringey.

Edit: I want to add this because I seemed to have pissed off a lot of people. I saw the video on social media and didn’t like it, and I kept scrolling. I mentioned it here because this post is about a gender reveal and it made me think of that one. Am I not allowed to make a comment about something I saw and didn’t like?

Why not let people be happy tho? I’m sure filming it was an absolute blast and it’s something to laugh about later in life. You see it on social media and don’t like it? Keep scrolling. Reddit loves to shit on people being happy.

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I saw it on social media and didn’t like it, and I kept scrolling. I mentioned it here because this post is about a gender reveal and it made me think of that one. Am I not allowed to comment on something I saw and didn’t like?

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Mine has a picture of a hotdog.

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Oh yum

It also proves that idiots are a thing.

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It also proves that a thing is a thing.

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Historically accurate.

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How one man defeated the nazis

He doesn’t even know how to do a donut. He just drove around in a circle.

13 points · 14 days ago

Here is my personal experience. The thing is that none of them are actually nice. They are all fake and passive aggressive, constantly saving face and avoiding any and all confrontation. I grew up there and thought it was just normal but after coming to Ohio I had to relearn how to communicate since everyone is much more up front and real. People in Ohio seem to be much more okay with just being themselves and not caring as much about what others think. Back home in BC and Washington it feels like everyone is secretly judging you at all times and I believe it is much more common to talk shit behind other’s backs. What you saw as everyone being very friendly was just their standard way of communicating, without the internal emotions associated with their external expression.

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Wow now that you said that, I 100% agree with you. I lived in a big city before where everyone was very honest and I never had issues with people talking shit. But once I moved to WA, there was just drama out of nowhere. And I definitely do feel like people are constantly judging me.

52 points · 15 days ago

I am from BC Canada but currently live in Ohio and I love it. I lived in Washington state for a year and absolutely hated it, mainly the people. Ohio might be flat but it’s beautiful here in its own way and people are very down to earth and understanding.

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I live in WA, why did you hate us? :(

As long as it’s not well-done steaks

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Original Poster9 points · 15 days ago

I never viewed these acquaintances the same after we went to a fancy restaurant for a mutual friend’s birthday and they asked for their steaks to be well-done.

Which part of the body is this?

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His face, don’t judge

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105 points · 17 days ago

You need to burn the house and move. Immediately. You think I'm joking but you'll remember my comment next week when you get the flat tire.

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You’re the elf aren’t you? You sneaky bastard

They always try hella hard to be “edgy” and post the most random shit on instagram with captions like “feel the vibe pal”.

My buddy accidentally ran a red light one St. Patrick's Day because I was puking out the window of his car. When he got the ticket in the mail, it had a picture of his car running the red light with me hanging out the window. He put it on my fridge next time we hung out.

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So you’re just not gonna show us the pic?

-15 points · 17 days ago

You wouldn’t be impressed by any of my shoes then

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Original Poster13 points · 17 days ago

You right

I tell people how cheap and where it came from. Lol

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Original Poster133 points · 17 days ago

Same. I got this super cute shirt from target and I was so shocked I got it at Target I couldn’t stop telling people.

This feels like satire

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Original Poster3 points · 19 days ago

I feel like when the picture was taken, it was meant to be satire. But the page that posted it is a wedding page and they’re not kidding.

-1 points · 19 days ago

this really doesn't count as diwhy for me. its a one off trick sort of thing, not a life tip. gonna have to down vote this

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Original Poster2 points · 19 days ago

Oooohhhh nooo please don’t downvote

I was hoping they would catch these assholes.

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It bothers me that they blocked out the adult’s faces. Don’t show the kids but those disgusting adults deserve to have their faces shown.

5.2k points · 21 days ago

I always feel silently judged.

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Pretty sure I was judged for my choice of snack before. I made the horrible horrible mistake of bringing beef jerky onto a plane. I forgot how strong it smells so I ripped a tiny part of it open and the smell punched me in the face. The lady next to me looked vegan so I was panicking on the inside cuz I was hungry but didn’t wanna disgust her. I would slowly open it little by little and just sit there until the smell of a brutal burp would finally leave. Finally decided to go to the bathroom and ripped it open and waved my hands over, grabbed it and swung it around to air it out.

I can't imagine being so self conscious about the smell of my jerky that I would feel the need to expose it to airplane bathroom air.

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Help me

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124 points · 21 days ago

Y'all know people with that much money to send at once?!

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Original Poster128 points · 21 days ago

Sends $1,250

Has only $1 left in the account

You know people who have that much money?

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Original Poster35 points · 21 days ago

No i made that up

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166 points · 22 days ago

Is this a fucking slideshow?

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“Next slide please. And here we see the woman jump onto the car...next..she’s still holding onto the car...next...”

Yeah, I still remember the Veggie Tales rendition of the Book of Jonah.

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Jonah was a prophet ooo ooo

People who eat while taking a dump are the strangest people on earth

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9 points · 22 days ago · edited 22 days ago

There were times when I drank coffee on the toilet. It was making me go and I decided to keep drinking it while I empty my bowels. It was pretty relaxing.

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