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Lady then called the cops to have the employee arrested for being black in a Starbucks.

130 points · 4 days ago

I had waffles with him once in Nacogdoches, Texas. Sweet guy. That’s pretty much the whole story.

The lead guitar player in my band in the early 90’s used to have a storage shed in Austin in the late 80’s next to a shed used by EJ. My friend told me no matter what time of day, EJ was practicing in that shed. Absolute devotion.

Except when he was eating pancakes with me.

Your post is a nice tribute to him. I’m assuming partial paralysis. You mentioned grandkids so I was just curious.

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Heh. The woodshed.

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Sorry didn’t know memes were policed

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Well, a meme is supposed to be shared knowledge. When you see the confession bear, you know someone's admitting to something. When you see success kid, someone's feeling accomplished.

You start using them for whatever you feel like, and you're now the subject of a "that's not how any of this works" meme.

21 points · 6 days ago

I had a patient with a crown royal bag in the ER the other day- what do they typically contain?

Found a Gun in one the other night. Be careful with those bags

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We found a gun under the mattress of an ER stretcher a couple of weeks ago.

I say "we" meaning "people in the ER where I work"; I wasn't there that day.

10.1k points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago

What's worse is when oversharers have kids, and they post photos of every single thing that their children do with little to no regard for their privacy.

Edit: no, I’m not advocating not posting any photos of your children at all, but there are definitely some photos that verge on violating both the boundaries of good taste and your child’s privacy. Posting pictures of your kid’s birthday party or little league game? Fine! Posting pictures of them naked in the bathtub or sitting on their training potty? Uhh...

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Yes! That shit bugs me the most, like, I’m glad your mildly autistic 6yo gave himself a bath, but I really don’t need to see pictures of it along with a billionty hashtags.

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See also recovering alcoholics who need to remind you they're #sober #sobernurse #soberissexy #notaboutthatlifeanymore etc etc etc at least once a week.

My mom teaches kindergarten and one of her students has a brain tumor. His family made a "team Matthew" Facebook page and would post updates with photos of him looking like he was utterly wiped, feeding tube dangling from his nose, and talking about how much vomiting and diarrhea he'd been experiencing.

I get that they need support at an incredibly terrible time, but to seek it out by putting this kid's bowel and puke habits in the front window just feels like an exploitative way to get it.

Bronze I: see ball, try to touch ball.

-1 points · 7 days ago

The ref doesn't add time. They stop it when they want to. At least that's how we did it when I was refereeing.

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Back when you were refereeing in FIFA, right?

16 points · 7 days ago

They must be the only second half team trying to win the division.

-2 points · 9 days ago

He'll be our manager in 5 years and win us 4 straight world serieseses.

More than likely they are trying to tilt you so you leave. When two opponents leave with 3 minutes left it’s super annoying for me to have to play out the rest of the game. It’s not fun for me, it’s wasting my time. I will demo you until you leave. Sorry not sorry.

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It’s not fun for me, it’s wasting my time. I will demo you until you leave. Sorry not sorry.

Honestly, IDGAF.

You don't want to be in the match anymore? Then YOU quit.

If you choose to stay in a match 1v3 though the loss is inevitable, so be it. But I’m going to find enjoyment in your misery :)

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Hey, if you want to embrace being a garbage human being about a video game, then you do you, boo.

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Half in the playoffs

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Save one for the World series .

I want to cry like a baby every time I see that shit.

161 points · 13 days ago

I wish we were able to chart "breathing fine and normal" instead of needing a number. Most of the time, there's no reason. If they're warm, pink, and responding in complete sentences, no trouble breathing.. why do you need a damn number? No shit we're going to make one up, we don't have a minute to spare on bullshit.

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"Respirations even and unlabored."

And just pick a number between 14-18.

Не правильно!

It's spelled like this,

Сука Блять

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Not if you're trying to get past the censors.

If you can't even sell yourself well enough to land a part time sales gig without asking for help, you're probably not cut out for sales.

Got any imports from champ 4?

I have a GT from PCC and bought 4 ZSRs to try to trade up for painted Zombas or Dracos but like a dickhead, didn't check to see what crate they were from first.

Just want to try to trade up for some Zombas and I'm one import away.

Original Poster1 point · 18 days ago

No I don't have any CC4 imports... Sry and good luck on finding one and on the trade up

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Thanks, GL to you too!

"But, House Mormont remembers. The North remembers! We know no King but the King of the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king–from this day until his last day."

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Uhhh, she's Mormonth now.

It's only treason if you lose.

2.2k points · 19 days ago · edited 19 days ago

Maybe an adult stole the $50. What, only the little girls are suspect? Somebody check the vice principal's underwear.

Unethical life pro tip for pedos: Swipe $50 from yourself so you can search the panties of all the girls you stare at day in and day out. The lower circuit district court has your back.


Edit: corrected reference to court.

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The lower circuit court has your back.


It's Texas, where the game is to always protect the old boys' network.

"Just like you drew it up."

Or, in rocket league terms, "Calculated."

I shit you not, I'd been thinking about a "my other car is a Takumi" license plate border for a while now, and about an hour and a half ago I was outside grilling, and for whatever reason, the thought came back to me, but this time I thought it would have more appeal if it said "octane" instead.

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