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2 points · 10 hours ago

At 2:18, the mommy gives a half-assed attempt at stopping the keeper. " no, please, stop, come back..."

-3 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

Yellow jackets do make a small amount of honey, look it up.

Edit: I know these aren't yellow jackets, but what I spit be facts boi

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1 point · 1 day ago

Maybe the red stuff

Yes. ICON will run all gov tech. You are going to be very rich. Congrats.

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1 point · 2 days ago


222 points · 2 days ago

You should’ve gone into the year 2100 and got a 1YB drive for $3.

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5 points · 2 days ago

Adjusted for inflation, that's 15 cents in todays money!

467 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago when I tell myself I’ll get a VR headset in the next few years when they’re cheaper knowing that they’ll just make better versions so I’ll always want what’s new and constantly never get one? Something like that?

edit: Thanks for so much insight guys! Some have helped me find good VR prices and some comments have made me laugh. Seems like many of you feel that getting into the fun is the best course regardless. Others have mentioned how expensive hardware used to be yet in 10 years it’s the cheapest to buy. I’ll most likely get a headset a couple years

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2 points · 2 days ago

This is the reasoning behind interplanetary travel.

906 points · 3 days ago

When roosters open their mouths fully their ears get completely blocked. This is so when they do their morning COCKADOODLEDOO their ears are not damaged.

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1 point · 3 days ago

Damn ear-blocking cocks

This is the most believable one on here.

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1 point · 3 days ago

Big if true.

-7 points · 4 days ago

Don't be dumb. No-one's saying to call it a Japanese name or something obscure.

The point is that it's the 6th game, it's Final Fantasy 6. That's it's name. That's what it's called literally everywhere, in the USA and otherwise.

Calling it a different name, for no reason, is only adding pointless confusion.

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2 points · 4 days ago

Let's all just step back and take a deep breath (of fire).

Oh shit.

If anyone want's to talk about uniracers, I'm here. Legit fantastic game.

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2 points · 4 days ago

I loved the fast pace of the game but I HATED IT when your unicycle is in first place and it looks towards the screen and starts slacking off so that the 2nd player could catch up. I wanted to kill those pretentious shits.

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1 point · 4 days ago

I love the head-bobbing movement the guy does when he sees the customer celebrating! Like, "Yes, yes! Wasn't that delicious you idiot?!"

The real hipsters don't even have wheels because they're too mainstream. They get around on sledges.

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4 points · 5 days ago

Or the Flintstone's footmobile.

2.4k points · 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago

Reminds me of the story where the kid comes home and the mom asks the kid to come upstairs. Suddenly, a hand reaches out from under the stairs and it turns out that it's the real mom. She tells the kid to be quiet because something is pretending to be her.

3.6k points · 5 days ago

I have a very distinct memory of forgetting how to spell "of" in the third grade. Wrote "ov" and erased it, then "ove" and erased that, then just stared at the page for several minutes before my brain kicked on. No idea what the hell I was writing about, but that tiny experience has stuck with me.

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1 point · 5 days ago

Jesus Christ I did the same thing except I spelt it uve. I knew it was wrong but couldn't figure out why.

82 points · 7 days ago

You think that pulling something like that off would have changed his mind and gave him the will to keep living

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72 points · 7 days ago

You could go the other way and say that he thought there's nothing else in life that would top this moment.

Koreans are probably the tallest Asian nationality.

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8 points · 9 days ago

South Koreans are. North Koreans, not so much.

only because the budget was ludicrous.

How come in Water world, they smoke cigarettes and have labels on all their alcohol products? The cigarettes are wrapped in paper and the bottles labels are made of paper so why the fuck are they wasting paper on this shit when there's a huge paper shortage????

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1 point · 9 days ago

Dunder-Mifflin would make a killing!

15 points · 11 days ago

Water bullets? It’s just a small stream of water. Like literally every squirt gun ever.

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3 points · 9 days ago

Yeah I don't see the appeal. I could just let go of the trigger quickly with a regular watergun.

Add steroids too and build yourself an army.

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4 points · 9 days ago

Cocaine so they never sleep.

1 point · 9 days ago

I stocked my fridge with water and gatorade for my painters and they still did a shit job damnit!

I know his is subjective but 71.5 is pretty cold for room temperature no?

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1 point · 9 days ago

71.5 in the winter would be nice and toastyy_yyyyy

546 points · 9 days ago · edited 9 days ago

Tbf the us military has used video games to get kids to enlist for years. I mean...I can not be the only one who remembers that free game America that still around? That thing was designed for this exact purpose.

Edit: typos

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1 point · 9 days ago

Haha I remember that game. It had me running around the barracks and listening to random soldiers that could speak 2 languages. I had to complete training to actually do skirmishes so I stopped playing.

I once went to an Indian restaurant with a friend and saw dishes such as "beef tikka masala" and "beef rogan josh" etc... So my friend and I were like wtf. So we politely ask the waiter about it. We say "I don't mean to be disrespectful, but we don't usually see beef on the menu of an Indian restaurant. Why do you have it on here?" And he just gives us a cold look and says "We are Muslim."

A reminder that India is a place, not a religion.

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17 points · 9 days ago

Did you really ask that? If a Chinese restaurant decided to have ramen on the menu, I'm not going to bother them about it. Hell, my friend owns a Japanese teriyaki restaurant and he decided to serve pho on the menu.

A small loose change of £1.5 mil.

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0 points · 9 days ago

In the grand scheme of things, it's really a paltry sum. I've seen local restaurants invest more than that.

He’s taking his ball and Monagoing!

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2 points · 9 days ago

ehh, nice effort!

21 points · 9 days ago

No we can't. Because of the refusal of the governments to allow pipelines.

It's a lot easier to get a tanker from Saoudi than moving crude oil accross Canada by trucks.

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1 point · 9 days ago

wait, pipelines are delivered by trucks and not pipes?

4 points · 10 days ago

"The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming"

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9 points · 10 days ago


Exactly. The point is to get those people away from society, so they can't hurt anyone anymore. This torture would add nothing beyond satisfying the OPs anger.

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2 points · 10 days ago

It's a win-win. OP satisfied plus no more sex trafficker.

Idk, man. Taking pleasure in murder and acting upon anger is a slippery slope. As the stoics said, master your emotions or your emotions will master you.

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i can master my emotions AND let it master me. Win-win again!

5 points · 10 days ago

Oh no the horror, the horror! The absolute madlads!

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