Happy cake day!
You don't eat an entire onion with your dollar store steak?
Get married they said it would be fun.
I wAnna do her
What I’m reading is:
Step 1: Do drugs at work
Step 2: Get caught
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit & Win
And my only question is have you ever had a job?
Step 3 is confusing. I will report back once done
That's called African American color
Why does this sub only know 3 jokes
Do you like bread? Again
Being scared of a fart
Saw this on the front page, immediately went to go post it here.
You know, in my experience, I've found that younger people are worse drivers than old people. Old people are slow but generally competent; young people are fast and stupid.
What a revelation
No. 20 DESIGNS. NOT UPVOTES
The church lady will never get old
IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
Its for church
But it was a paper plane and the wind took it, hence the second tower being hit.
Building 7 clapped
This makes me want to see her deported
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Haha A+ work
Well if he's older than 25-30, 40 years in prison is essentially a life sentence...so he literally has nothing else to lose at that point.
He's not going to come out of prison at 75, start a career/family, and become a functional, productive member of society. If he even survives his whole sentence, he's going to be released onto the streets as an elderly welfare case with no ability to take care of himself; who would even hire an elderly man that has spent the last decade in prison?
So you are telling me he has a bright future
I wish they all could be California girls.
She is Russian. Lol
"We don't have any reports of fatalities, but we believe that the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions. Beaverton only has a population of about 8,000, so this would be quite devastating."
I BROKE THE DAM
Why did he live so long? What was it that made him so lucky?
It still feels weird knowing that he's dead. He was one of those people you assumed was going to live forever.
Ya like the highlander...
I'm cautiously optimistic but comedy sequels have not exactly been killing it in recent times....
You just wait for Schindelers List 2
"The search for more killing"
Follow up question. Do you like bread?
Upvoting for the apple blur
His sister's ass is apple shampoo
Forgot to ask how many seconds it was on the floor for.
its not a sob story?? and its not even that bad of a picture? please go outside and take a breather
This. She looks like Miss Piggy
Damn if she looks like Miss Piggy I must look like an actual leaking bag of garbage cuz shes way prettier than I am
Exactly. Tagging subs outside reddit ruins these kinds of posts
What do you do in your free time?