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Its so hard to say bye to our furry friends. I feel your pain.

There is a documentary out there where they interview women who lived with him in Belize. They confess to shitting in his mouth while laying in a hammock.

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It's on Netflix

To kill the father of her children in front of them? Are you for real?

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It has happened before

No one cares about your crappy kids sex

Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.

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Bot you got shot

IS that Amy Schumer?

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If it was we would be throwing up

I just went through this. Lost what I thought was the love of my life. What I did was put down the bottle and pick up a dog leash. Whenever I feel down about her. I take my dog on very long walk and enjoy nature. I guess any exercise will help. I am sorry you are going through this hard time. It sucks but it will for sure 100% pass over time. Don't let this breakup hurt you more then it has to. Drinking to dull the pain is only temporary bandaid. It will drag out and take longer to move on if you keep this path. Plus when you find another partner that you are interested in drinking a lot may be a big turn off to them. You will overcome this. Trust me

Smart Technology is a nice thought but it completely ignores the reality of gun use. For example, Finger Print ID, how many finger prints can I put in the gun? 10? 20?

There really isn't that big a problem with Gun Ownership in the USA. The problem is with people who have been whipped into a hysterical frenzy by false and misleading News, and lying Politicians.

There are 7,000 Handgun Homicide, and I'm guessing you are up in arms about that. Funny though, you don't care the least about the 7,000 who die and the 1.5 million who are injured because no one can read Doctor's Handwriting.

You are incensed about the 11,000 who are murder with Firearms but are completely indifferent to the 88,000 who die every year form Alcohol Poisoning.

As far as Rifles, you are statistically more likely to be Struck By Lightening than murdered by a Rifle. In California, the odds of being murdered by a Rifle are more than a Million to One. The odds of being Struck By Lightning, according to Google, are 1 in 700,000. Nationally the odds of being murdered by a Rifle are 1 in 870,000 based on 2016 FBI statistics.

Hypocrite much?

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Facts don't matter to libs

260 points · 1 day ago

*Otherwise, take a hike

Low quality punctuation. NEXT

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But it's for a church group hunny. NEXT!!

The faster you drive the sooner you sober up too

this is the synopsis:

Sam Elliott (TOMBSTONE, ROAD HOUSE) stars as a legendary World War II veteran who many years ago assassinated Adolf Hitler – an incredible secret that he’s frustratingly unable to share with the world. One day, just as he’s coming to terms with rounding out his life, Calvin gets a visit from the FBI and The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. They need him to take out Bigfoot.

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I feel history has been made with this script

3.5k points · 3 days ago

only You can hear yourself crying...

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Are you single?

At least she isn't fat.

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I step in poo

The thing is on Tinder she probably still gets 100+ matches in a day.

Meanwhile you can be a childless male, with degrees, six figures in the bank, own property, 6 feet tall and probably still get left swiped by this beast.

Never in human history has the SMV been so fucked up. A 300 pound women with HIV and 5 kids has more sexual market value than even a Chad.

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Haha

140 points · 3 days ago

Gotta have cool uniforms for me. A real deal breaker for me if my overlords wanna look like risk pieces.

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Brand recognition is key

We got a name?

Original Poster7 points · 5 days ago · edited 4 days ago

This post did better than I thought it would. I have the source on my comp at home - I’ll post it when I get back.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/celinealroe/

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Please sir

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They are all made in the same place guys.

He's working for a church! NEXT!!!!

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Sorry looking for 20 daycare slaves only. NEXT!!

Original Poster31 points · 8 days ago

Yep, true. Early on someone gave her advice that if she deepened her voice the male dominated business scene would take her more seriously.

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Hahaha.. I wonder what the inside of this freaks house looks like.

Not defending her or what she did, but I really don't think that's relevant.

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So what you know it's creepy

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I think she is beautiful on the outside as well.

66 points · 9 days ago

I worked there... At the end of my first month there I thought.. "this place is crazy, I have to leave". Four years later I finally mustered up the guts to quit. She was crazy AF. In my meetings with her, she would never blink if she was speaking to you.

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You could tell she was crazy just from the Steve Jobs turtlenecks she wore all the time.

It’s not a bad tactic to make sure your competition isn’t well rested.

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Dam that is smart

Who spits on a 5 year old?

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No one. That's why this did not happen

Yes it basically dilutes your pee. But be careful because if it becomes too diluted that can be considered a failed test. Happened to me. I was actually completely clean for a couple months but was drinking a ton of water everyday. We got random tests at work. First one came back inconclusive so I was retested and failed because the second time it was even more diluted.

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But they have no actual proof you were using anything. Jeez get a real lawyer

Original Poster218 points · 10 days ago · edited 10 days ago

Also, cranberry juice is nonsense. Vinegar is nonsense. Niacin (and other B's) probably makes it worse by increasing your metabolism -not sure, but it is suggested in some literature. There are no presently known adulterants we don't test for (visine, bleach, zinc, etc). Goldenseal. Nope. Milk thistle. Nope. None of it.

Exercise, however, can play a role. It can be a detriment or a benefit. Here's the way to maximize it. Work out vigorously for 4 or 5 days leading up to the test. Aerobics and muscle building. Burn some fat. You know you need it anyway. But the day before and the day of your test, be lazy as you can. Eat ice cream and other high fat foods. The idea is to store unadulterated fat. This is because the body metabolizes your fat reserves starting with the most recently stored.

Does that make sense?

Edit: added some anecdotal evidence about niacin.

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Or you could just drink 2 gallons of water be for the test. Source: I did it for probation for 2 years and passed every time

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