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u/j0bePosted by7 months agoGilded1
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Hey!

I'm a really active user here on reddit, but you can definitely find me around the web! Some of the best places to find me when I'm not moderating /r/CenturyClub, /r/Gifs, or /r/webdev:

Also, if you're here, you may like my project over in /r/PowerDeleteSuite!

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173 points · 17 hours ago · edited 16 hours ago

I love it when the punchline is in the title. It saves me the suspense of reading a couple sentences!

157 points · 18 hours ago

Its good of him to give her a lesson that she has to work to vote him out to get representation.

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43 points · 17 hours ago

A government for the people, by the people. Is that too much to ask?

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2 points · 1 day ago

. Bobby p

Huh?

I think I pocket posted.

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1 point · 1 day ago

Dangit, Bobby...

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Original Poster123 points · 1 day ago

"But like many other things, when it got too hot, the Republican reaction was 'we don't want to know,'" Schiff said. So Republicans have told and are still telling witnesses "'do not come in'" to intelligence committee hearings and "'don't tell the Democrats anything,'" Schiff alleged. "That's the action of a majority that's burying its head in the sand and acting to protect the president rather than to protect the public interest."

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7 points · 1 day ago

"Don't ask; don't tell"

Unless it's a private medical procedure...

86 points · 8 days ago · edited 8 days ago

Yeah there was a huge story, I think it was a couple weeks ago, where Amazon warehouse workers had to pee in bottles just to hit their quotas and it was pretty eye opening

Edit: A few months ago not weeks

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2 points · 9 days ago

I thought this was just the artwork for the singles??

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This is just the single art.

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Original Poster18 points · 9 days ago

Yeah, I meant to put that in the title. D'oh. It's too early in the morning

2 points · 9 days ago

Nice! I had done this too, but it had gotten caught in the spam filter since I linked to soundcloud. Plus you did a better job isolating it.

20 points · 13 days ago

Reddit has the attention span of an ADD toddler. Just sayin'.

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2 points · 11 days ago

All my literally this. Even the coconut fucking from above is a fleeting memory

2 points · 13 days ago

But why?

Your memes, gifs are legendary

Your karma is off the chart

And you are a reasonable and judicious mod

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I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!

...maybe "sane" is a bit too generous.

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11 points · 15 days ago

Apparently Helena Bonham Carter didn't realize how young that implied she was because she's British.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/FightClub

Another small thing not related to the twist that I noticed the last time I watched it was when Tyler gives one of his speeches in the basement, saying: "We were all told we'd grow up to be rock stars...", listing a bunch of other things as well, but right as he says rock stars, he looks straight at Jared Leto for a split second. Fucking brilliant.

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8 points · 15 days ago

Hate to break it to you. Fight Club came out in 1999. 30 Seconds To Mars debut album came out in 2002. It's just a happy coincidence.

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2 points · 16 days ago · edited 15 days ago

❤️

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Original Poster1 point · 15 days ago

Try again. If it's intermittent, then github is having issues. If it keeps happening, then something on your network is probably blocking access to raw.github.com

nope, no subreddit filter. I filter comments greater than -650, but I've never been downvoted that much.

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Original Poster1 point · 18 days ago

nope, no subreddit filter. I filter comments greater than -650, but I've never been downvoted that much.

Huh. Not sure. I can look into that further.

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26 points · 16 days ago · edited 16 days ago

Laser in the floor

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13 points · 16 days ago · edited 15 days ago

If you look closely, the only times that the lasers are acting independent of her are when the beams of light are angled outward. The timed lasers are all coming from underneath. Every other time she's using one's controlled in her hands. They're like Darth Maul's light saber, but one for each hand, and they can also have only one side lit on either hand.

27 points · 21 days ago

Let me crunch the numbers. Fake loading screen. Fake loading screen is still fake loading. Yeah, we're going to detain you.

I like it! What movie is that from?

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24 points · 26 days ago

First part was stock footage that I removed the watermarks from. The second half was from an Indian cancer PSA

Original Poster46 points · 26 days ago

Jesus, that's rough. Photoshop rotoscoping sounds like hell.

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27 points · 26 days ago

That it was. I don't advise it.

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Actually, it went from 48 to 50.5.

If you're straight, then you have 47.5 straight people of the opposite gender + 0.5 bisexual people of the opposite gender = 48

If you're bi, then you have 47.5 straight people of the opposite gender, 2 gay people of the same gender, and 1 bi person of any gender = 50.5

And then, as people pointed out, you decrease it significantly for people who don't want to date bi people...

Also, just for fun, if you're gay, then you have what, a 3% dating pool? Yeesh.

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Original Poster6 points · 1 month ago

Yeah, if you're gay, though, most times you're going to spaces that are self selecting. Like gay bars or dating apps. This takes the process of elimination out of it so your sample size is theoretically 100% of eligible orientations.

13 points · 1 month ago

*3 of the 51 who were willing to date you, not 3 of the 100. Still seems likely tho.

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Original Poster6 points · 1 month ago

Oh yeah, in a post entirely about stats, I should probably have gotten that right

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1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Probably no worse than box-shadow. Though the real solution is just the proper box-model.

That said, you can get some nice multi-layering with box-shadow that you can't with the border or margin.

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1 point · 1 month ago

No, it is worse because many screen readers use the outline property to highlight what element the user is focused on.

Use relative units like em or rem before using pixels

The UI designer where I am gives us mockups with pixels on everything. And colors like #EDEDED. Sometimes I wonder if he secretly hates the devs.

In my passive-aggressiveness, I've made a function to convert the pixels to ems or percentages (depending on context) in SASS, so things still scale to their context.

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1 point · 1 month ago

Yep. Pixel perfect designs never are perfect for every scenario, so relative units are much better in the programmatic sense

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Can confirm. WV internet blows goats.

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263 points · 1 month ago

That's not the only thing in West Virginia that blows goats.

This is NOT about my cousin!

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52 points · 1 month ago

Ah good ol' Cletus. Author, philanthropist, volunteer, but no one remembers him like that. You fuck one goat...

6 points · 1 month ago

1080p

That isn't a thing for static pictures.

And if you were just trying to even say it's 1920x1080, then you were off by a lot considering it's only 800x344

Also isn't this a fairly common repost I'm pretty sure?

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Moderator of r/gifs, speaking officially3 points · 1 month ago

It follows all the rules in /r/gifs.

http://karmadecay.com/r/gifs/comments/8q8mp0/this_guy_helping_a_stray_cat_drink_water_from_a/

It isn't a recent popular crosspost, and hasn't ever been posted to /r/gifs.

2 points · 1 month ago

Ah, k. I just remember seeing it on the homepage some times before.

Sorry if I caused offence.

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Moderator of r/gifs, speaking officially2 points · 1 month ago

It's all good. No offense at all

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101 points · 1 month ago

The joke is teasing Half-life 3, but then blue balling everyone

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40 points · 1 month ago

Well, no one has. That's kind of the point.

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