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According to Wikipedia, Bradley has played 514 career senior games (including international appearances). Zlatan has scored 500 career goals. Zlatan is wrong since 514 > 500.

According to Wikipedia, Bradley has played 514 career senior games (including international appearances). Zlatan has scored 500 career goals. Zlatan is wrong since 514 > 500.

McBurnie should be a 73, Roberts should be a 73, Montero should be a 75, Rodon should be a 67 (although we haven’t seen much of him), and Naughton should be a 70.

What position did Swansea use him in for the time he was there?

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Swansea fan here. He was mainly used as a winger. Could be a late game sub, but I don’t see him starting for you guys.

WE ACTUALLY DON’T SUCK FOR ONCE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TRASH TALK OTHER TEAMS

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I’M A UNION FAN. I ONLY KNOW SELF-DEPRECATION AND MISERY.

Bill DeWitt III: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’m going to give you a promotion. Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.

Mike Shildt: Wow. I’m Mr. Manager.

DeWitt: Well, manager; we just say manager.

Good signing. He’ll give us good depth and could win a starting job. Glad to see we finally didn’t fuck up a signing.

Pre-match bagpipes should become mandatory across MLS.

He’s been working for them ever since MLS Cup 2015.

FUCK YEAH!

Wilmington, Delaware

Edit: For those of you who don’t know where Delaware is, I’m 45 minutes south of Philly.

Good signing for them, but they have an even bigger need at striker right now.

Sounds like they think they might actually become a team soon

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Is 60-90 days soon?

Hi Bo, big fan of your stand up. Just wondering, what’s the worst gig you’ve ever done?

If he shows the form he had with Malmo FF, he’ll immediately become one of the best left backs in MLS.

Seattle invented representing MLS on r/soccer.

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Full Time : LA Galaxy 4-3 OCSC

Scorers: Cristian Higuita (19') Giovani dos Santos (39') Michael Ciani (OG) (44') Zlatan Ibrahimovic (47', 67', 71') Dom Dwyer (54')

Kick Off: 6:30 Pacific Time / 7:30 Mountain Time / 8:30 Central Time / 9:30 Eastern Time

Venue: Stubhub Center

Television: FS1

Referees:

Referee: Armando Villarreal

Assistant Referees: Corey Rockwell and Frank Anderson

4th Official: Chris Penso

VAR: Alex Chilowicz

LA Galaxy

Coach: Sigi Schmid

Formation: 3-4-1-2

Starting XI: David Bingham; Dave Romney, Michael Ciani, Jorgen Skjelvik; Chris Pontius, Jonathan dos Santos, Perry Kitchen, Ashley Cole; Giovani dos Santos; Ola Kamara, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Subs: Justin Vom Steeg, Daniel Steres, Sheanon Williams, Servando Carrasco, Sebastian Lletget, Emmanuel Boateng, Ariel Lassiter

Orlando City SC

Coach: James O'Connor

Formation: 4-3-2-1

Starting XI: Earl Edwards Jr., PC, Amro Tarek, Chris Schuler, Scott Sutter, Cristian Higuita, Tony Rocha, Mohamed El-Munir, Sacha Kljestan, Yoshi Yotún, Dom Dwyer

Subs: Joe Bendik, Will Johnson, Josué Colmán, Cam Lindley, Chris Mueller, Donny Toia, Stéfano Pinho

Match Events

Time Type Player Notes Score
1' Kick off We're off! 0-0
2' Chance G. dos Santos Zlatan slips through Gio with a great ball, but Gio unsurprisingly squanders this golden opportunity to open the scoring. 0-0
7' Save Edwards Jr. Zlatan has a hit from the top of the box, but it's an easy save by Edwards Jr. 0-0
8' Save Bingham Yotún passes it to El-Munir, who forces a good save out of Bingham. On the ensuing corner, Kljestian misses a wide open header. Each side has had their chances, but it's still 0-0. 0-0
9' Yellow Card Ciani Ciani is booked for a foul earlier in the previous play. 0-0
13' Chance Kamara A great ball over the top slips Kamara in behind, but his attempt to chip the keeper bounces wide. 0-0
19' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Higuita Higuita opens the scoring with a nice finish. He plays it into Kljestian in the box, who then lays it back to the Colombian, and Higuita cooly slots it into the net. One-nil Orlando. 0-1
21' Chance Ibrahimovic It's 2 v. 2, and Kamara passes it to Zlatan, but the big man's first touch is too heavy, and Edwards Jr. knocks it away. 0-1
29' Chance El-Munir El-Munir gets on the end of a cross from PC, but his attempt is deflected out for a corner, which ends up in nothing. 0-1
32' Chance Kamara Kamara has it at the edge of the box, but his curling attempt at a cross ends up just past Zlatan. 0-1
34' Chance Kamara A flick header from Kamara at the near post on a corner drifts just wide of the far post. LA has had plenty of chances to even it up. 0-1
36' Chance El-Munir El-Munir is slipped through on the break, and he decides to go for the far corner from a tight angle on the left, but his shot drifts wide. 0-1
39' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! G. dos Santos It turns out Gio actually does know how to score. A cross from Romney is headed right to Gio by Zlatan, who then puts it past the keeper into the bottom left corner. 1-1
43' Save Edwards Jr. A very questionable foul on Orlando leads to a free kick for LA about 40 yards out from the left hand side. The ball in from Jonathan dos Santos is headed by Kamara at the near post, but Edwards Jr. stretches out to make the save. 1-1
44' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ciani (OG) It's the World Cup top scorer, Own Goal, that puts OCSC back on top. Kljestian whips in a great cross and Ciani finishes it off with a beautiful near post back heel finish on his own net. 1-2
45' Halftime We've reached halftime. 1-2
46' Kick off The second half is under way. 1-2
46' Chance Yotún Mere seconds after the start of the second half, Yotún curls one from the top of the box towards the far corner, but it goes just wide. 1-2
47' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ibrahimovic Zlatan puts one in the net. A lofted ball into the 6' from Gio is headed home by the towering Swede at the back post. It's all level. 2-2
48' Yellow Card Rocha Tony Rocha earns a yellow for unsporting behavior. 2-2
49' Chance G. dos Santos Gio sends it to Pontius out wide right on the counter, and gets of the end of the cross, but his wide open attempt at a finish hits the bar. He should have finished that. 2-2
53' Chance G. dos Santos Zlatan dribbles it into the box on a break, but is triple teamed. He decides to lay it off to Gio out wide who earns a corner. 2-2
54' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Dwyer Dom Dwyer, who recently ruined an opportunity with a poor touch, scores off a header. El-Munir, who has been phenomenal, beats Romney off the dribble and puts in an inch perfect cross right to the forehead of Dwyer. It's a goal-fest here in Carson. 2-3
57' Substitution Lleget for Kitchen Sigi Schmid makes an attacking sub, as Kitchen makes way for Lleget. This makes a lot of sense, as Kitchen has been quite poor thus far, and LA Galaxy could use the attacking help of Lleget. 2-3
58' Save Edwards Jr. Poor defending from Orlando as the ball pings around, and Kamara ends up 1 vs. 1 on the keeper. Edwards Jr. comes out and makes the save, but the ball finds its way to Jonathan dos Santos, who does his best Carlos Rivas impression and blasts it over the bar. 2-3
64' Chance Ibrahimovic Gio draws a foul on Higuita right outside the box, giving the Galaxy a golden opportunity to make it 3-3, but Zlatan does an even better Carlos Rivas impression and sends it into the top row of the stadium. I'm not sure his shot has actually landed yet. 2-3
65' Save Edwards Jr. According to the announcer from Fox, there was a great save, but I missed it due to the dumbass operating the camera. 2-3
67' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ibrahimovic It's level again! Ibrahimovic flicks it over the defense to Kamara, who sends a ball back to Zlatan, who powers the header home. 3-3
68' Substitution Carrasco for G. dos Santos Alex Morgan's husband comes on for Giovani dos Santos, who has had an uncharacteristically good match. 3-3
71' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ibrahimovic Who else? A ball in is headed by the Orlando defender right to Zlatan, who takes a touch off the chest and fires it home. The Lion has his hat trick 4-3
72' Yellow Card Ibrahimovic Zlatan took off his shirt during the celebration. 4-3
74' Substitution Johnson for Higuita Will Johnson comes on for Higuita, who scored the opener for Orlando this evening. 4-3
75' Save Edwards Jr. Zlatan takes a half volley, and Edwards Jr. has to make a good save to tip it over the bar. 4-3
76' Save Edwards Jr. Zlatan steals the ball from Orlando in the box, but Edwards Jr. comes up with another huge stop. 4-3
79' Substitution Pinho for El-Munir El-Munir comes out for the attacker, Pinho, after putting in a great shift. 4-3
84' Substitution Colmán for Sutter O'Connor makes his final change, and it's an attacking one as 4-3
85' Chance Dwyer A ball comes in for Dwyer, but Bingham catches it. Dwyer may have been pulled back, but his screams are ignored by the referee. Side note, I think u/ADreamsKingdom might be able to see into the future. 4-3
88' Chance Pinho Pinho wastes a golden opportunity, as he rises up to meet the cross from Yotún only to head it over the bar. 4-3
89' Save Bingham Bingham makes an easy save on a hard shot by Colmán from distance. 4-3
90' 4' added on The referee decides to add on 4 minutes of stoppage time. 4-3
90+2' Substitution Williams for Pontius One former Union man replaces another, as the more defensive Williams replaces Pontius for the last few moments. 4-3
90+5' Full time That's all from Carson. The Galaxy win it 4-3 thanks to a Zlatan Ibrahimovic hat trick. The defending was terrible, the goals were flowing, and u/ADreamsKingdom can read the future. 4-3
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Original Poster18 points · 1 month ago
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Full Time : LA Galaxy 4-3 OCSC

Scorers: Cristian Higuita (19') Giovani dos Santos (39') Michael Ciani (OG) (44') Zlatan Ibrahimovic (47', 67', 71') Dom Dwyer (54')

Kick Off: 6:30 Pacific Time / 7:30 Mountain Time / 8:30 Central Time / 9:30 Eastern Time

Venue: Stubhub Center

Television: FS1

Referees:

Referee: Armando Villarreal

Assistant Referees: Corey Rockwell and Frank Anderson

4th Official: Chris Penso

VAR: Alex Chilowicz

LA Galaxy

Coach: Sigi Schmid

Formation: 3-4-1-2

Starting XI: David Bingham; Dave Romney, Michael Ciani, Jorgen Skjelvik; Chris Pontius, Jonathan dos Santos, Perry Kitchen, Ashley Cole; Giovani dos Santos; Ola Kamara, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Subs: Justin Vom Steeg, Daniel Steres, Sheanon Williams, Servando Carrasco, Sebastian Lletget, Emmanuel Boateng, Ariel Lassiter

Orlando City SC

Coach: James O'Connor

Formation: 4-3-2-1

Starting XI: Earl Edwards Jr., PC, Amro Tarek, Chris Schuler, Scott Sutter, Cristian Higuita, Tony Rocha, Mohamed El-Munir, Sacha Kljestan, Yoshi Yotún, Dom Dwyer

Subs: Joe Bendik, Will Johnson, Josué Colmán, Cam Lindley, Chris Mueller, Donny Toia, Stéfano Pinho

Match Events

Time Type Player Notes Score
1' Kick off We're off! 0-0
2' Chance G. dos Santos Zlatan slips through Gio with a great ball, but Gio unsurprisingly squanders this golden opportunity to open the scoring. 0-0
7' Save Edwards Jr. Zlatan has a hit from the top of the box, but it's an easy save by Edwards Jr. 0-0
8' Save Bingham Yotún passes it to El-Munir, who forces a good save out of Bingham. On the ensuing corner, Kljestian misses a wide open header. Each side has had their chances, but it's still 0-0. 0-0
9' Yellow Card Ciani Ciani is booked for a foul earlier in the previous play. 0-0
13' Chance Kamara A great ball over the top slips Kamara in behind, but his attempt to chip the keeper bounces wide. 0-0
19' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Higuita Higuita opens the scoring with a nice finish. He plays it into Kljestian in the box, who then lays it back to the Colombian, and Higuita cooly slots it into the net. One-nil Orlando. 0-1
21' Chance Ibrahimovic It's 2 v. 2, and Kamara passes it to Zlatan, but the big man's first touch is too heavy, and Edwards Jr. knocks it away. 0-1
29' Chance El-Munir El-Munir gets on the end of a cross from PC, but his attempt is deflected out for a corner, which ends up in nothing. 0-1
32' Chance Kamara Kamara has it at the edge of the box, but his curling attempt at a cross ends up just past Zlatan. 0-1
34' Chance Kamara A flick header from Kamara at the near post on a corner drifts just wide of the far post. LA has had plenty of chances to even it up. 0-1
36' Chance El-Munir El-Munir is slipped through on the break, and he decides to go for the far corner from a tight angle on the left, but his shot drifts wide. 0-1
39' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! G. dos Santos It turns out Gio actually does know how to score. A cross from Romney is headed right to Gio by Zlatan, who then puts it past the keeper into the bottom left corner. 1-1
43' Save Edwards Jr. A very questionable foul on Orlando leads to a free kick for LA about 40 yards out from the left hand side. The ball in from Jonathan dos Santos is headed by Kamara at the near post, but Edwards Jr. stretches out to make the save. 1-1
44' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ciani (OG) It's the World Cup top scorer, Own Goal, that puts OCSC back on top. Kljestian whips in a great cross and Ciani finishes it off with a beautiful near post back heel finish on his own net. 1-2
45' Halftime We've reached halftime. 1-2
46' Kick off The second half is under way. 1-2
46' Chance Yotún Mere seconds after the start of the second half, Yotún curls one from the top of the box towards the far corner, but it goes just wide. 1-2
47' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ibrahimovic Zlatan puts one in the net. A lofted ball into the 6' from Gio is headed home by the towering Swede at the back post. It's all level. 2-2
48' Yellow Card Rocha Tony Rocha earns a yellow for unsporting behavior. 2-2
49' Chance G. dos Santos Gio sends it to Pontius out wide right on the counter, and gets of the end of the cross, but his wide open attempt at a finish hits the bar. He should have finished that. 2-2
53' Chance G. dos Santos Zlatan dribbles it into the box on a break, but is triple teamed. He decides to lay it off to Gio out wide who earns a corner. 2-2
54' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Dwyer Dom Dwyer, who recently ruined an opportunity with a poor touch, scores off a header. El-Munir, who has been phenomenal, beats Romney off the dribble and puts in an inch perfect cross right to the forehead of Dwyer. It's a goal-fest here in Carson. 2-3
57' Substitution Lleget for Kitchen Sigi Schmid makes an attacking sub, as Kitchen makes way for Lleget. This makes a lot of sense, as Kitchen has been quite poor thus far, and LA Galaxy could use the attacking help of Lleget. 2-3
58' Save Edwards Jr. Poor defending from Orlando as the ball pings around, and Kamara ends up 1 vs. 1 on the keeper. Edwards Jr. comes out and makes the save, but the ball finds its way to Jonathan dos Santos, who does his best Carlos Rivas impression and blasts it over the bar. 2-3
64' Chance Ibrahimovic Gio draws a foul on Higuita right outside the box, giving the Galaxy a golden opportunity to make it 3-3, but Zlatan does an even better Carlos Rivas impression and sends it into the top row of the stadium. I'm not sure his shot has actually landed yet. 2-3
65' Save Edwards Jr. According to the announcer from Fox, there was a great save, but I missed it due to the dumbass operating the camera. 2-3
67' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ibrahimovic It's level again! Ibrahimovic flicks it over the defense to Kamara, who sends a ball back to Zlatan, who powers the header home. 3-3
68' Substitution Carrasco for G. dos Santos Alex Morgan's husband comes on for Giovani dos Santos, who has had an uncharacteristically good match. 3-3
71' GOOOOOOAAAAAAL! Ibrahimovic Who else? A ball in is headed by the Orlando defender right to Zlatan, who takes a touch off the chest and fires it home. The Lion has his hat trick 4-3
72' Yellow Card Ibrahimovic Zlatan took off his shirt during the celebration. 4-3
74' Substitution Johnson for Higuita Will Johnson comes on for Higuita, who scored the opener for Orlando this evening. 4-3
75' Save Edwards Jr. Zlatan takes a half volley, and Edwards Jr. has to make a good save to tip it over the bar. 4-3
76' Save Edwards Jr. Zlatan steals the ball from Orlando in the box, but Edwards Jr. comes up with another huge stop. 4-3
79' Substitution Pinho for El-Munir El-Munir comes out for the attacker, Pinho, after putting in a great shift. 4-3
84' Substitution Colmán for Sutter O'Connor makes his final change, and it's an attacking one as 4-3
85' Chance Dwyer A ball comes in for Dwyer, but Bingham catches it. Dwyer may have been pulled back, but his screams are ignored by the referee. Side note, I think u/ADreamsKingdom might be able to see into the future. 4-3
88' Chance Pinho Pinho wastes a golden opportunity, as he rises up to meet the cross from Yotún only to head it over the bar. 4-3
89' Save Bingham Bingham makes an easy save on a hard shot by Colmán from distance. 4-3
90' 4' added on The referee decides to add on 4 minutes of stoppage time. 4-3
90+2' Substitution Williams for Pontius One former Union man replaces another, as the more defensive Williams replaces Pontius for the last few moments. 4-3
90+5' Full time That's all from Carson. The Galaxy win it 4-3 thanks to a Zlatan Ibrahimovic hat trick. The defending was terrible, the goals were flowing, and u/ADreamsKingdom can read the future. 4-3
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15 points · 1 month ago

It's the World Cup top scorer, Own Goal, that puts OCSC back on top. Kljestian whips in a great cross and Ciani finishes it off with a beautiful near post back heel finish on his own net.

This is too fucking much...

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

I'm trying my best.

Original Poster9 points · 1 month ago

Highest paid traffic cones in MLS.

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