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jacobhmorris5 commented on a post in r/MLS
MrMaxson 217 points

Who has been your toughest individual opponent in MLS?

"Ismail Elfath." (Editor note: Elfath is a referee!)

They're not wrong.

jacobhmorris5 49 points

I’m surprised they went with Elfath instead of Geiger.

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grnrngr 43 points

Definitely rooting for one of them to make a speedy recovery.

e: Please, Gio, start performing. Or all that defending I did of you last season is going to look pretty silly.

jacobhmorris5 22 points

I’m guessing you defended him more than he defended anyone last year

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spikebaylor 71 points

You mean Shenanigans!?

jacobhmorris5 32 points
Decad3nce 332 points

So sick of Dempsey's shenanigans.

jacobhmorris5 93 points

They’re just wee little shenanigans.

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jacobhmorris5 2 points

Fair enough. I didn’t notice his post history until after I posted it. My bad

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jacobhmorris5 17 points

maybe there's reason for optimism

Uh... I'm a Union fan. What's optimism?

hewhoamareismyself 4 points

Lemme see if I can explain it:

Optimism is that feeling that you will have something to DOOP about even though most evidence points to the contrary. Often experienced while drunk.

jacobhmorris5 5 points

Thank you kind sir. I know you, as a Revs fan, feel our pain.

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