I get a lot of fan mail. Some good, some bad. So I created a place to collate them. As new fan mail comes in, I’ll add it to this post. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I copy and paste messages and comments exactly as I receive them (despite what people may say otherwise). This post is purely an amusing collection of random user's misplaced anger and messages of love!
u/GallowBoob: "i'm just gonna hand over the karmawhoring title to you"
u/meltingteeth: "Jesus dude your profile is so spammy. Having a manic episode?"
u/themalhammer: "Ya, didn't think so. Keep abusing your "power". I am sure it is the only thing in your life you are in control of so it must feel pretty good. Lol."
u/SeamusHeaneysGhost: "Looking at your comment history you seem to be on a power trip at the minute. I'll drop another mod a post. . you're clearly not thinking all that clearly."
u/buddyn32: "When you say I reposted a post that I created myself and only existed previously in a deleted form at the time of a removal, are you speaking satirically or metaphorically, because either one would probably be in violation of one of the many invisible rules and straight up bent standards of quality content put in place by you alone. Maybe you should stop being a belittling hypocrite, and maybe even try to understand the implications of the job that you have put in place for yourself and are continuing to pretend is such a big deal that you need to cuck over other people so royally unjustly they decide that they would rather try whatever they can to passive aggressively tear you apart in the form of a incredibly long run-on sentence, solely formed with the wraith of the true scum of the earth that i'm sad I must share with YOU."
u/Jordan_Kelsall: "Aren’t you a little pussy ay?"
u/orochi: "while i do respect the team, i do not respect you."
u/illeniumofficial: "All good."
u/Commentiquette: "Thank you for your efforts, seriously, and for giving me a line of communication for all this stuff. You've gone above and beyond and I appreciate the hell out of it."
u/Doxxe: "Nice another pussy ass corrupted mod. Enjoy your worthless life, Reddit hero man"
u/OriginalAmourPropre: "Jesus. My lord, my saviour, help me. I need you."
u/gusthedanger: "Have a great day. Thank so much, JP."
u/MrPennywhistle: "This is incredibly refreshing. It's clear you guys are taking your job seriously. You're also thinking about it from multiple perspectives, which is a good indicator of solid leadership. Let me know if I can ever be of assistance in any capacity."
u/scotty314: "You are directly responsible for the channel, and consequently my life, taking a very different trajectory. So thank you!"
u/Hoshigumi: "You're a hero"
u/NeedAGoodUsername: "Am I going to get a reply to the modmails or am I going to be ignored?"
u/maybeitsyourface: "What the fuck? The title isn't supposed to make them want to watch the video? I got 0 upvotes anyway. Seriously, dude, I hope you get paid for this job or else this is just fucking sad. I'm not asking for views or upvotes. What's the point?"
u/Best_of_The_Midwest: "Listen soybrain, shitposting is obviously not your strong suit. Why don't you go back to your vidyagame subs and leave the shitposting to the professionals."
u/weedandweed: "karmawhoring piece of shit stop cluttering up the feeds of millions of users with your ancient common bullshit"
u/screwdawork: "You remind me of Trump. Technically within legal bounds (that we know of), but you're a dick about it and contributing to the problem."