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I get a lot of fan mail. Some good, some bad. So I created a place to collate them. As new fan mail comes in, I’ll add it to this post. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I copy and paste messages and comments exactly as I receive them (despite what people may say otherwise). This post is purely an amusing collection of random user's misplaced anger and messages of love!

u/GallowBoob: "i'm just gonna hand over the karmawhoring title to you"

r/pics: "You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/pics"

u/meltingteeth: "Jesus dude your profile is so spammy. Having a manic episode?"

r/food: "You have been banned from participating in r/food."

r/4chan: " You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/4chan."

u/themalhammer: "Ya, didn't think so. Keep abusing your "power". I am sure it is the only thing in your life you are in control of so it must feel pretty good. Lol."

u/SeamusHeaneysGhost: "Looking at your comment history you seem to be on a power trip at the minute. I'll drop another mod a post. . you're clearly not thinking all that clearly."

u/buddyn32: "When you say I reposted a post that I created myself and only existed previously in a deleted form at the time of a removal, are you speaking satirically or metaphorically, because either one would probably be in violation of one of the many invisible rules and straight up bent standards of quality content put in place by you alone. Maybe you should stop being a belittling hypocrite, and maybe even try to understand the implications of the job that you have put in place for yourself and are continuing to pretend is such a big deal that you need to cuck over other people so royally unjustly they decide that they would rather try whatever they can to passive aggressively tear you apart in the form of a incredibly long run-on sentence, solely formed with the wraith of the true scum of the earth that i'm sad I must share with YOU."

u/Jordan_Kelsall: "Aren’t you a little pussy ay?"

u/orochi: "while i do respect the team, i do not respect you."

u/illeniumofficial: "All good."

u/Commentiquette: "Thank you for your efforts, seriously, and for giving me a line of communication for all this stuff. You've gone above and beyond and I appreciate the hell out of it."

u/Doxxe: "Nice another pussy ass corrupted mod. Enjoy your worthless life, Reddit hero man"

u/OriginalAmourPropre: "Jesus. My lord, my saviour, help me. I need you."

u/gusthedanger: "Have a great day. Thank so much, JP."

u/melector: "thank you for improving r/videos for us creators! You're awesome."

u/MrPennywhistle: "This is incredibly refreshing. It's clear you guys are taking your job seriously. You're also thinking about it from multiple perspectives, which is a good indicator of solid leadership. Let me know if I can ever be of assistance in any capacity."

u/scotty314: "You are directly responsible for the channel, and consequently my life, taking a very different trajectory. So thank you!"

u/Hoshigumi: "You're a hero"

u/NeedAGoodUsername: "Am I going to get a reply to the modmails or am I going to be ignored?"

u/xFloaty : "I can imagine u/jesuspunk telling his grandchildren one day about that time he rule 7'd the governator."

u/xielu: "Delete this post. Ban u/jesuspunk. Delete all reported reposts. Reposts gone"

u/maybeitsyourface: "What the fuck? The title isn't supposed to make them want to watch the video? I got 0 upvotes anyway. Seriously, dude, I hope you get paid for this job or else this is just fucking sad. I'm not asking for views or upvotes. What's the point?"

u/Best_of_The_Midwest: "Listen soybrain, shitposting is obviously not your strong suit. Why don't you go back to your vidyagame subs and leave the shitposting to the professionals."

u/weedandweed: "karmawhoring piece of shit stop cluttering up the feeds of millions of users with your ancient common bullshit"

u/Ouroboron: "So, instead of contributing new, interesting, fresh content, you're looking to karma whore an old post? You're just a really shitty /u/gallowboob."

u/screwdawork: "You remind me of Trump. Technically within legal bounds (that we know of), but you're a dick about it and contributing to the problem."

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Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Removed: Please stop.

71 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

For sale dm photos archive

We are not good person firmino write dm

Well, this is odd.

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26 points · 1 day ago

It says "we are not bad person" btw

15 points · 1 day ago

Huh, I literally copy and pasted it. They must’ve changed it. The account is also not private anymore.

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10 points · 1 day ago

Yeah looks like they changed it. Scum.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officially68 points · 1 day ago

thanks klopp for all the extra work.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Removed: Already Posted.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Removed: title must be the tweets contents.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Removed: I'm tired of these posts Robbie.

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Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


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Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


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2 points · 1 day ago

The black bar at the top looks totally out of place, it should match the sidebar widget header bar colors.

10 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago

No thanks. You've basically restored it to what it was before. This again cramps up the comment section. Can't you just give the option to open links in separate tabs?

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4 points · 1 day ago

Right click and open in a new tab and it will open the post in fullscreen mode.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officially36 points · 1 day ago

I'll leave this up and let upvotes dictate it but imo this is just disrespectful to Karius.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 2 days ago · Stickied comment

I can categorically deny we are signing ballotelli

Gonna need a source on that

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Big Brendan

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 2 days ago · Stickied comment

Removed: Already Posted.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 2 days ago · Stickied comment

Removed: Low Effort.

18 points · 2 days ago

You see that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile.

168 points · 2 days ago

You just gonna do Dudek dirty like that :(

he wasn't great like

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122 points · 2 days ago

He is the reason there is a Champions League trophy permanently rooted in Anfield.

Think this is more of a pisstake on how our fans have been.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 2 days ago · Stickied comment

404 error?

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