Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts
View
Sort
Coming soon
11
Comments are lockedPinned post

I get a lot of fan mail. Some good, some bad. So I created a place to collate them. As new fan mail comes in, I’ll add it to this post. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I copy and paste messages and comments exactly as I receive them (despite what people may say otherwise). This post is purely an amusing collection of random user's misplaced anger and messages of love!

u/GallowBoob: "i'm just gonna hand over the karmawhoring title to you"

r/pics: "You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/pics"

u/meltingteeth: "Jesus dude your profile is so spammy. Having a manic episode?"

r/food: "You have been banned from participating in r/food."

r/4chan: " You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/4chan."

u/themalhammer: "Ya, didn't think so. Keep abusing your "power". I am sure it is the only thing in your life you are in control of so it must feel pretty good. Lol."

u/SeamusHeaneysGhost: "Looking at your comment history you seem to be on a power trip at the minute. I'll drop another mod a post. . you're clearly not thinking all that clearly."

u/buddyn32: "When you say I reposted a post that I created myself and only existed previously in a deleted form at the time of a removal, are you speaking satirically or metaphorically, because either one would probably be in violation of one of the many invisible rules and straight up bent standards of quality content put in place by you alone. Maybe you should stop being a belittling hypocrite, and maybe even try to understand the implications of the job that you have put in place for yourself and are continuing to pretend is such a big deal that you need to cuck over other people so royally unjustly they decide that they would rather try whatever they can to passive aggressively tear you apart in the form of a incredibly long run-on sentence, solely formed with the wraith of the true scum of the earth that i'm sad I must share with YOU."

u/Jordan_Kelsall: "Aren’t you a little pussy ay?"

u/orochi: "while i do respect the team, i do not respect you."

u/illeniumofficial: "All good."

u/Commentiquette: "Thank you for your efforts, seriously, and for giving me a line of communication for all this stuff. You've gone above and beyond and I appreciate the hell out of it."

u/Doxxe: "Nice another pussy ass corrupted mod. Enjoy your worthless life, Reddit hero man"

u/OriginalAmourPropre: "Jesus. My lord, my saviour, help me. I need you."

u/gusthedanger: "Have a great day. Thank so much, JP."

u/melector: "thank you for improving r/videos for us creators! You're awesome."

u/MrPennywhistle: "This is incredibly refreshing. It's clear you guys are taking your job seriously. You're also thinking about it from multiple perspectives, which is a good indicator of solid leadership. Let me know if I can ever be of assistance in any capacity."

u/scotty314: "You are directly responsible for the channel, and consequently my life, taking a very different trajectory. So thank you!"

u/Hoshigumi: "You're a hero"

u/NeedAGoodUsername: "Am I going to get a reply to the modmails or am I going to be ignored?"

u/xFloaty : "I can imagine u/jesuspunk telling his grandchildren one day about that time he rule 7'd the governator."

u/xielu: "Delete this post. Ban u/jesuspunk. Delete all reported reposts. Reposts gone"

u/maybeitsyourface: "What the fuck? The title isn't supposed to make them want to watch the video? I got 0 upvotes anyway. Seriously, dude, I hope you get paid for this job or else this is just fucking sad. I'm not asking for views or upvotes. What's the point?"

u/Best_of_The_Midwest: "Listen soybrain, shitposting is obviously not your strong suit. Why don't you go back to your vidyagame subs and leave the shitposting to the professionals."

u/weedandweed: "karmawhoring piece of shit stop cluttering up the feeds of millions of users with your ancient common bullshit"

u/Ouroboron: "So, instead of contributing new, interesting, fresh content, you're looking to karma whore an old post? You're just a really shitty /u/gallowboob."

u/screwdawork: "You remind me of Trump. Technically within legal bounds (that we know of), but you're a dick about it and contributing to the problem."

11
1 comment
Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 hours ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Posts Must Provide A Point For Discussion To The Community

Every post should be a space for meaningful discussion. While this doesn't mean every post needs to be a discursive essay, posts that don't offer room for meaningful discussion will be removed.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 hours ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Posts Must Provide A Point For Discussion To The Community

Every post should be a space for meaningful discussion. While this doesn't mean every post needs to be a discursive essay, posts that don't offer room for meaningful discussion will be removed.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

306 points · 21 hours ago

What’s the difference of American football games being played in England?

see more

Soccer is a global sport with a big following in the US already. It doesn't need extra shit like this.

NFL is a niche game (only in one country really) so is trying to appeal to a more global audience.

Original Poster289 points · 1 day ago

Hey Reddit!

I'm making a series of fortnite comics but I need help with coming up with a name. Please give your suggestions for the name and/or any comic ideas!

Check out the first comic!

Episode #001

- Jaidan

see more

Epic Frames

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Post Quality Fortnite Content

We want /r/FortniteBR to be the best source of discussion for the game online - and to do that we have to ensure that quality content isn’t drowned out by low effort or low-quality submissions. Posts about the subreddit should be on /r/FortniteBRMeta.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Original Poster1 point · 1 day ago

Hey, what's the problem with the post?

see more

This is more to do with the limitation of the hardware of your phone than it is the game itself. Therefore it isn't really suitable for this sub.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officially1 point · 1 day ago

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Post Quality Fortnite Content

We want /r/FortniteBR to be the best source of discussion for the game online - and to do that we have to ensure that quality content isn’t drowned out by low effort or low-quality submissions. Posts about the subreddit should be on /r/FortniteBRMeta.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Title Guidelines

A title must be related to the topic you are posting about, sensationalized and exaggerated titles are removed. Please try to accurately describe what you’re posting about while keeping it a reasonable length.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Humor Guidelines

We all enjoy a good laugh, especially about Fortnite! We have a high standard for humor; attempts at humor need to have some effort put into them so that the community can find more value in discussing and developing any humor created on our subreddit.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 1 day ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Posts Must Provide A Point For Discussion To The Community

Every post should be a space for meaningful discussion. While this doesn't mean every post needs to be a discursive essay, posts that don't offer room for meaningful discussion will be removed.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

2 points · 1 day ago

Seconded to this. Caused the same issue for me.

Another tweak that does this is "Don't Stop The Party!"

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officially4 points · 2 days ago

hey is this the AMA?

The dude literally printed out a label at the self weighing machines and stuck it on the display box for Watermelons.

This is at a Tesco store.

Stop mislabelling Onions.

5 points · 2 days ago

No whatsapps, but there is a discord where people chat. The link is in the sidebar.

see more
Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 3 days ago · Stickied comment

Removed: All Content Must be Related to LFC.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 3 days ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Post Quality Fortnite Content

We want /r/FortniteBR to be the best source of discussion for the game online - and to do that we have to ensure that quality content isn’t drowned out by low effort or low-quality submissions. Posts about the subreddit should be on /r/FortniteBRMeta.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Are emoji's broken in flairs on mobile? Just showing as empty gaps for me?

Reddit admin, speaking officially2 points · 6 days ago

Can you link to an example or two and let me know what it should be doing? Thanks

see more

Also occuring on /r/LiverpoolFC with transfer flairs like "Tier 1" etc, meant to be blue but showing as gray.

jesuspunk commented on
r/FortNiteBRCrossposted by
Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 days ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Post Quality Fortnite Content

We want /r/FortniteBR to be the best source of discussion for the game online - and to do that we have to ensure that quality content isn’t drowned out by low effort or low-quality submissions. Posts about the subreddit should be on /r/FortniteBRMeta.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 days ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Humor Guidelines

We all enjoy a good laugh, especially about Fortnite! We have a high standard for humor; attempts at humor need to have some effort put into them so that the community can find more value in discussing and developing any humor created on our subreddit.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officially-5 points · 4 days ago

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Match Result & Stat Screenshots

We feel that the community can do better than just posting screenshots of match results & stats. If something cool happened, tell us about it in a text post! Match screenshots don't do a very good job of telling a story and are often used to shame teammates or opponents.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/FortNiteBR, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 days ago · Stickied comment

Unfortunately, we've had to remove your post.


Post Quality Fortnite Content

We want /r/FortniteBR to be the best source of discussion for the game online - and to do that we have to ensure that quality content isn’t drowned out by low effort or low-quality submissions. Posts about the subreddit should be on /r/FortniteBRMeta.


For more information, you can refer to our rules page here. You can inquire about this removal by contacting us via modmail. If you do not include a link to your post, you will not receive a response. Reposting content in an attempt to bypass a filter or moderator action is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the subreddit.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 days ago · Stickied comment

Removed.

Moderator of r/LiverpoolFC, speaking officiallyScore hidden · 4 days ago · Stickied comment

Removed: Seriously this is not funny.

jesuspunk

u/jesuspunk
rebellious son of god
Karma
363,566
Cake day
February 21, 2013
Moderator of these communities
r/videos

18,260,703 subscribers

r/cringepics

949,366 subscribers

r/FortNiteBR

842,360 subscribers

Trophy Case (9)
Five-Year Club

reddit gold

Since June 2018

Alpha Tester

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.