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You know why they call it that?

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Cause they wouldn't know what the fuck a bachelorette quarter pounder is.

Scousers may as well be from a different species.


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12 points · 5 days ago

Scousers may as well be from an alternate reality.


What's a Belgium?

It's the Dutch pretending to be French.

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Pure fantasy then.

  1. The tariffs are short term negotiation tactics, not intended to be permanent.

  2. It's not a ban on Chinese steel - it's a 25% increase in cost. These small businesses can still source the same steel they always have, whether it's from domestic sources or abroad.

  3. The domestic steel prices have jumped 50% or more as a result of tariffs, so the upward cost pressures are felt across the board. If the prices remain high through the end of the year, we will start to see the cost increases passed on to the consumer.

What kind of business do you feel will suddenly go out of business after a 25% cost increase that the market is already expecting?

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The US didn't even import much steel from China, so this whole point in moot.

Κανεί με τούντους παλιότραγους.

1.7k points · 17 days ago

"No Mr Stroustrup, I'm afraid we can't hire you for lack of experience with c++"

"Bitch do you know who I am!?"

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Check out his website.

1.1k points · 28 days ago · edited 28 days ago

I dine alone at very nice restaurants

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697 points · 28 days ago

I noticed sometimes that restaurants will treat you better because they think you're dining alone because you're a professional reviewer.

402 points · 28 days ago

I make normal coffee with a coffee pot, to which I add milk and sugar. Then I put it in the fridge for two hours. And then I drink it. I don't care what anyone thinks of it.

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You put hot objects in the fridge?

...and blame it on Obama who put the rocks in the garden in the first place.

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I mean, what kind of president puts rocks in a garden? What a waste of resources.

Wonder if that holds up at the real UN

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In the UN it only happens if you're a member of certain conservative groups looking for someone to help you with some elections.


is coming down rapidly

he means that the US debt is falling further from zero....

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He misspoke.

Hokkaido Melon is the only flavor I need.

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Chocolate banana is the best.

Oh boy! An internet argument!

What's the difference between a normal Ray and a Cosmic Ray?

Cosmic rays come from space, duh.

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Is it okay to ask any Ray if he's cosmic though? Or is that a taboo sort of thing?


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Jokes on you. They'll do that anyway.

Varanne was a fucking wall !

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I hear Trump is interested in him.

Looks like someone just secured a 2018 Darwin Award Nomination

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I bet his parents are very proud!

Fun fact Athens exists for at least 7000 years and according to Plato it existed even before 9600 years before Christ (The latter is disputed)

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How would Plato have known about the existence of Christ?

Did you mean to type that into the search bar?

In fact, of all the infinite numbers in the universe, 1 is the only number that doesn't get pluralized.

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Pushes glasses up Ackshually...

3 points · 1 month ago

Iceland is less inbred than Texas my friend.

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That's an easy accomplishment.

Prices can't drop 300%. That's not how math works.

They dropped approximately 66%.

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They pay you to take the weed off them.

78 points · 2 months ago

This map gave me brain damage.

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No, you already had that.

14 points · 2 months ago · edited 1 month ago


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The Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada.

Lol. I fear they will recycle him.

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With organic material hopefully. It would be a shame for such a piece of shit not to be turned into fertilizer.


Lol, if people eat those vegetables which grow up with that fertilizer , lots of Erdogans will rise up .

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That sounds like a euphimism.

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