Baboons used 55-gallon barrel to escape from San Antonio research facility, officials say by sisyphushaditsoeasy in offbeat

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Time for my username to shine!

You all think the mods are monkeys anyway so enjoy this.

Free circle by labmonkey01 in CircleofTrust

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Let us learn to trust again.

The password is free


IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad left $23 billion to charity and businesses in Sweden by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

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user reports: 1: Title is incorrect. Only $12.5 billion was left to charity. The rest was left to his children.

Someone doesn't read so good. He amassed $46 billion. That is literally the 1st full sentence. Half of that ($23 billion) went to charity the other half to his children.

Ed Sheeran donates guitar to terminally ill 11-year-old girl Melody whose parents face £50k legal fight by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But ma false outrage and smug sense of security in tearing down someone else for not doing what I think is enough!

Gucci donates $500,000 to March for Our Lives by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good thing you said they got rapped. If you said they got raped I might be required to ban you for being a dick. Who doesn't enjoy a good rap song?

Gucci donates $500,000 to March for Our Lives by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So donate to a cause you believe in, I am not saying donate to this, I am saying don't crap on people who do donate.

Gucci donates $500,000 to March for Our Lives by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01[M] 8483 points8484 points  (0 children)

Yes, we know this is .00000000000000000001% of their net worth and if you had donated $100 it would be more meaningful because that is more of your networth than the $500,000 is to Gucci and this is only a publicity grab and the publicity they get is more valuable to them than the $500,000 they donated.

But here is the thing. You didn't donate $100 did you? and even if you did it wouldn't help nearly as many people as that $500,000 would it? and I am sure that the people receiving benefits from that $500,000 don't care if some company gets free publicity, oh and the Cause gets free publicity too, which drives more donates.


Stop complaining that someone did something good and go outside and do something good yourself.

Bachelors in Biology, types of jobs in Austin by [deleted] in Austin

[–]labmonkey01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you are serious or if this is some kind of joke like Chili's on 45th and Lamar that I am not aware of but if you are serious PM me please.