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Baboons used 55-gallon barrel to escape from San Antonio research facility, officials say by sisyphushaditsoeasy in offbeat

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Time for my username to shine!

You all think the mods are monkeys anyway so enjoy this.

Free circle by labmonkey01 in CircleofTrust

[–]labmonkey01[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let us learn to trust again.

The password is free

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IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad left $23 billion to charity and businesses in Sweden by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

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user reports: 1: Title is incorrect. Only $12.5 billion was left to charity. The rest was left to his children.

Someone doesn't read so good. He amassed $46 billion. That is literally the 1st full sentence. Half of that ($23 billion) went to charity the other half to his children.

Ed Sheeran donates guitar to terminally ill 11-year-old girl Melody whose parents face £50k legal fight by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But ma false outrage and smug sense of security in tearing down someone else for not doing what I think is enough!

Gucci donates $500,000 to March for Our Lives by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good thing you said they got rapped. If you said they got raped I might be required to ban you for being a dick. Who doesn't enjoy a good rap song?

Gucci donates $500,000 to March for Our Lives by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So donate to a cause you believe in, I am not saying donate to this, I am saying don't crap on people who do donate.

Gucci donates $500,000 to March for Our Lives by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]labmonkey01[M] 8483 points8484 points  (0 children)

Yes, we know this is .00000000000000000001% of their net worth and if you had donated $100 it would be more meaningful because that is more of your networth than the $500,000 is to Gucci and this is only a publicity grab and the publicity they get is more valuable to them than the $500,000 they donated.

But here is the thing. You didn't donate $100 did you? and even if you did it wouldn't help nearly as many people as that $500,000 would it? and I am sure that the people receiving benefits from that $500,000 don't care if some company gets free publicity, oh and the Cause gets free publicity too, which drives more donates.

TL:DR

Stop complaining that someone did something good and go outside and do something good yourself.

Bachelors in Biology, types of jobs in Austin by [deleted] in Austin

[–]labmonkey01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you are serious or if this is some kind of joke like Chili's on 45th and Lamar that I am not aware of but if you are serious PM me please.