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Original Poster3 points · 1 day ago

She is silver. Black leather interior. She is a bit naughty. Heidi makes her sound like she eats white bread and dances to The Sound Of Music.

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My Tundra is silver!

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1) beers and a shot of veryfine tequila (allegedly)

2) that shit they do in the movie Step Up. Admit it, you would too.

3) sometimes they need a moment.

4) can you repeat the question? summer to me means sweating, outside and cicadas. I'm 100% for this.

5) not a question, but request a weekend pic

6) I've apologized 3 times today. I meant it twice.

7) 3rd grade spelling bee champion. that's not a word. pass.

8) there's no 8, I'm on a roll.

I wanna see the Rocky Mountains for the first time as an early American pioneer but instead I’m a plumber who drinks

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Appalachians are amazing as well and skilled trades are in high demand.

Original Poster1 point · 16 days ago

It is 8:30... I am alone. My room is empty, and so is my soul. My glass remains whatever you call it when you have had a bunch of it to drink, but there is still some left. It is starting to look like the plan to watch a movie is a bust, but I will keep my rabbit room open for another 45 minutes before giving up for the night. Maybe next time we should plan ahead more and I should pick a platform to watch the movie more than an hour ahead of time...

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3 points · 16 days ago · edited 16 days ago

8:53 aqui and I’m so sorry you are not flush with movie peeps. I am buzzed and don’t know about the thing you want to do, but Keanu is a fantastic movie for sure.

Heres a pic of old man Charlie to warm the cockles of your heart. https://imgur.com/a/7g70O2h

Best, 🍸

3 points · 24 days ago

Although you don't wan't to hear my broken drunken "Rally English" and bad jokes, doc is in, and there is nothing you can do about it.

I prefer something funny/sick/violent, like Evil Dead, Wyrmwood Road of the Dead, Tucker And Dale vs Evil, etc. I don't wan't to hear some cocksuckers crying on Discord while watching Titanic.

Good initiative mate, so stickily sticking this to see if we get someone to join us.

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Upvoted for Tucker and Dale. You kids and your discord. And Happy Birthday I think?? (🎂)

Original Poster2 points · 25 days ago

Bear is not necessity, any wild animal should do the job. Like lizards, cows or batman.

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Speaking of bears... did you ever see Grizzly Man by Werner Herzog?

Original Poster2 points · 24 days ago

I have seen that few times. Sad story especially when it comes to Treadwell's girlfriend =/.

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Agreed. :(

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Yes!!! Garage drinking plus truck! 🍻

I’m off until Tuesday and knee deep in wine.

I don’t have a garage, but I have a view: https://imgur.com/a/vfOYtzU

Original Poster4 points · 26 days ago

That’s a beautiful view!

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Thanks! I like it! It’s been raining for a few days. Washed the pollen away and now it’s very green and lush.

5 points · 26 days ago · edited 26 days ago

Looks like a garter or gopher to me. Don’t kill it. Try your county extension office for a true ID

Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Africa by Toto is amazing! Recently I have been listening to Waka Waka a lot so I’m up for that on karaoke too

Literally everything If I were to list it, it’s as below:

5 x tequila 2 x Jack daniels 1 x Jack and coke 1 x double disarano and coke 3 x Guinness I can’t remember but like 5 jäger bombs 2 x sours shots 2 x WKD blue 2 x Hooch lemon 1 x Budweiser

And I’m sure there were a couple other things but I can’t remember

Oh yeah there was a vodka shot somewhere too

Edit: just realised you said where not what, am drinking in England, Northamptonshire if you wanna be precise :)

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1 point · 1 month ago · edited 26 days ago

1) I agree 2) I have questions:

You had that in one session? How are you still alive? (Disarrono is delicious, btw) Most importantly-Do you have a ride? Are you/will you be somewhere safe for the night?

Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

That’s a pretty steady drinking night to be honest.

I don’t want this to sound like “ooh look at me I can drink loads”, I drink loads of water in between and had a good meal beforehand so it soaks it all in, but yeah I am good.

It’s the first time I have done this in a couple weeks, so my liver isn’t exactly dead yet!!

My father picked me up, although some guy was following be around but I made sure to make friends with the bouncers so the guy stopped following me

Thank you for being so concerned :)

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Sounds like you’ve got this. Cheers to you!

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Are you drinking in a garage? If yes, i co-sign that. If no, I still will.

Because Sabado. 🍻

Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

Yep. Drinking in my buddies garage

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You are living right

Original Poster9 points · 1 month ago

I guess I could, was planning on bed though. More of meant, is this where to post now, or is there another sub that doesn't police morality now that CA is run by cunts?

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Elaborate on the cunt situation please?

Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

Gonna owe the spousal unit something good for being stuck on this all day so far.

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Spa day.

I think it's funny that it just says to quit smoking but the only option for alcohol is to limit it.

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Vices thrust upon us by the man!

Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

It’s everyone’s bus.

Also, can I say that even though I am probably severely outnumbered on this sub with this opinion...I hate cigarettes. 😬😬😬 Still love you though.

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Love you back! I miss the thought of them. The reality would be bleh.

I’ve binge watched a lot of Tom Segura. I’m better for it. 👊

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That mead looks weird.

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3 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

I want to gold this comment but much walking and wine today so logistically uncertain. So..🌟

It’s not as funny as stand up but for a talk show it definitely has its moments.

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His old Monday morning podcasts are a hoot

Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

Shorty shorts White wit Who?? Hamsters for the win

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You. I like you.

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Is it vegan and gluten free?

Which of those is more important to you, vegan-free or gluten-free?

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Vegan free is not just a lifestyle, it’s a choice.

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No thanks bot

2 points · 2 months ago · edited 2 months ago

I love it. You want all of that or just “super huge winner”. I like just super huge dinner but tell me which you prefer.
Edit- seriously I feel like autocorrect hates me. I totally wrote sinner I swear and it turned into winner and dinner. 😂😂

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don't make me laugh. I have a clay face mask on. SINNER. extra funny because I live in the South. where the devil will getcha.

Can I be so picky???

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nope. not drunken cookery. need more effort. also, clean your shit up. love, friend.

Put on some gloves and pull that dead stuff out.

1) Valentina knows no boundaries. ❤️

2)What are hemp hearts, eh?

3) excellent watermelon watercolor ⭐️

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