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I pretend to take things out of empty bins in stores and buffet lines. When other people walk by, they look in the empty bins and get disappointed.

21.1k points · 1 month agox6 · edited 1 month ago

Here's my "must read" list:

Today you, tomorrow me

Single mom in the snow

Streetlamp LeMoose

Fake language

Swamps of Dagobah

Broken Arms / No return

Disabled Children's Parents

Peeping Territorial Wars

r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content


Follow the Arrows

Doritos Story

It went okay / context

Life-ruining Secrets

How much of yourself could you eat?

Decomposing Octopus

SAP on a Bus

Jolly Ranchers

7 years of cis-gender loss

On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight

Shitfisting Potatoes


Reddit turned Spanish

Cuils Theory

Wadsworth Constant

Wannamaker finds his mom

Randall Monroe's family reunion

First ever comment

Ask A Rapist (purged) / Sample Archive / Aftermath Lecture

Biggest Douchebag

Maid running late / Part 2

Science-based, 100% dragon MMO

Novelty Accounts, Assemble!

Tom Cruise

Karma Holocaust

Time-Traveler's AMA

/u/AWildSketchAppeared vs. /u/Shitty_Watercolour

The Story of Kevin (Worst Student)

Streetlamp leMoose's suicide

Yolk-ass Bitch

Ethiopia vs. America

Disco Ball

Fucking Retard

400 gold and the dick

Post-It Notes Stalker was really Carbon Monoxide

Best movie in the World

Wiping Older Sister

Libertarian SE gets BTFO by EE

Fall of the Patriarchy

Box of Spiders

Any Hot Relatives?

Laziest Person

Loser BTFO by his favourite pornstar / More

Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths

Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way

Daniel Radcliffe is a casual

How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth)

Geraffes / More

Vagina Bacon

What's A Potato

Poop Knife

Fucked a Coconut

Farted on a kid

High School Anti-Prank

“France is Bacon”

It's for church honey ...NEXT

I also choose this guy's dead wife

Colby the sexually abused dog


With Rice

Ice Soap

2AM Chili

I am someone's Mom

Jenny/Cheating Wife

Grilled Cheese Meltdown

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The EA “Pride and Accomplishment” comment deserves to be on this list.

579 points · 1 month ago

We gotta consult the lu-ouija board to see if he's at peace!

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I, uh, put it away.

That split second when you still think it’s a dog, even though the spoon is halfway through its head, made me more uncomfortable than I’ve been in a while.

Cake day
January 4, 2016
Trophy Case (2)
Two-Year Club

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