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Mary Elizabeth Winstead in 'Fargo' by dhruvangrup in WatchItForThePlot

[–]mike_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where I first "a" learned her name and "b" learned she was attractive.

Dunno what else you want.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead in 'Fargo' by dhruvangrup in WatchItForThePlot

[–]mike_pants 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Been in love with her since Death Proof.

Scott Pilgrim just sealed the deal.

Dingus has a huge rope play zone but he's falling asleep on my kindle. by mike_pants in parrots

[–]mike_pants[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ha, it would be. His name is Gregory. He was just being a dingus.

I believe you have something of mine by mike_pants in PartyParrot

[–]mike_pants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can follow him on IG at pacer_salem.

Maybe not a gif a day, but quite a few.

He's big into lifting up pot lids and letting them bang on the counter these days, but those don't work as well as gifs without sound.

Sex with Ciri [The Witcher] by throwaway672251 in rule34

[–]mike_pants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When the homemade porn looks better than the actual game.

Bully my friend and I while playing Minecraft? I hope it was worth my revenge. by nss68 in ProRevenge

[–]mike_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Egad! Inescapable conversation with a stranger. You made the line worse!

[self] Slave Leia by biologer in cosplay

[–]mike_pants -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

She's cranky because shes a slave in a one-bedroom off an office park.

Why can't I see anything? by iam_nobody in facepalm

[–]mike_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have done this many times with my fingertip.

Bully my friend and I while playing Minecraft? I hope it was worth my revenge. by nss68 in ProRevenge

[–]mike_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely find player-generated goals to be much of an incentive to play. I don't grind for achievements very much either.

There are very few games that I won't sit down with, other than sports.

Sanders to host 'Medicare for all' town hall by roku44 in politics

[–]mike_pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OVER HALF of our annual budget goes to the military. Over half. That's a figure you would expect from North Korea, but they're only estimated to spend 12%, and they still managed to make a nuke.

I don't believe he has a chance in hell, but if anyone can get it done, he can.

Feeding a giant by mike_pants in TheDepthsBelow

[–]mike_pants[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the contrary, there's never been a single recorded fatality from a wild orca, and only a handful of recorded "attacks."

The good news and the bad news by mike_pants in funny

[–]mike_pants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only knew she was the host now because I caught it at my gf's father's house and then two days later in the emergency room (unrelated visits).

So I saw five episodes total, they all had the exact same games, and they all had celebrity guest stars that ate up a good 1/3 of the time. Assuming I didn't catch five fluke shows at random, I don't really see the point of that show anymore.

The good news and the bad news by mike_pants in funny

[–]mike_pants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American version of Whose Line is it Anyway?

It's previous incarnation was largely improvisational. The US version is more or less a comedy variety show with a couple of "improv" sections.