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Some guy's.

His YouTube handle is Samron. He lives in Colorado. Video link.

I'll give you 10 bucks if you find proof that Trump raped someonr

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Nah I'm gud

Then don't accuse him of stuff he didn't do

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Okie doke.

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Because you think America started WWII lmao. Did you go to school?

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Nope, never once.

7.6k points · 1 day ago

How come he has so many pictures of men posing seductively in jeans?

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4.4k points · 1 day ago

Because real men aren't afraid of sexuality. Real men choke back the tears and do what the photographer asks.

Real men know it isn't gay if you're not the bottom.

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Real men know that prostate orgasms are not tied to sexual orientation.

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Because personal experience matters when one is representing the needs of several hundred million people.

My bad, mr./ms. pants.

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No prob, bob

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720 points · 1 day ago

Donald Trump in a deposition for a Trump University lawsuit said that he doesn't recall claiming to have the world's greatest memory, according to newly released transcripts.

"I don't remember saying that." Trump responded.

"So you don't remember saying that you have one of the best memories in the world?" the lawyer asked.

"I don't remember that. I remember you telling me, but I don't know that I said it," Trump continued.

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355 points · 1 day ago

Pathological liars are a species unto themselves.

15 points · 23 hours ago · edited 22 hours ago

We have one at work and it is astonishing how far he has risen by:

1) Overselling absolutely everything he does. Pure unadulterated arrogance and machismo fuels his pitches.

2) Having very nice looking but factually void powerpoints.

3) Never taking responsibility when something doesn't work out and blaming others if possible. He has worked himself into a permanent middle man position so that he never has to take blame.

It didn't at all surprise me to find out that our mutual manger voted for Trump because he fucking loves this guy and buys every lie that he sells, hook, line and sinker. This guy's whole strategy is to spew so much bullshit that no one else can keep up and disprove it.

I have a sinking feeling that he is going to get one more promotion and abandon ship before everything falls apart. Leaving all of us to clean up after his fucking mess.

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I've only met one that I know of, someone who briefly dated a friend of mine. Talking to him was exhausting because everything that was said, he needed to be a part of. I was talking about an AM radio program in Portland that I really liked and he was like, "I loved that show!" And the conversation ground to a halt while we questioned him on how that could be since he'd already said he'd never been there.

And of course questioning them is pointless since they probably aren't even aware that they're lying in the first place.

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Whatever "it" is, she can keep it.

-11 points · 1 day ago

Great rebuttal, shallow and childish babble like this is why the left is losing. You have some common ground with this person and ALSO can refute some of the things she is saying. I know you get lots of high fives for snarky comments (I am guilty too) but it doesn't help anything.

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...k

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Doom would never deign to be in the same room as that simpleton.

Original Poster67 points · 1 day ago

Rosemary crackers, american cheese, onion dip, corn chips, with a Fridays mozzarella stick cheeto thing.

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22 points · 1 day ago

...how many beers is a few for him?

You know what makes a great swimming pool gif is one that never shows any water or swimming. That's science.

You just digested the bad guy

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I knew at least one would show up.

Someone please tell me where this is. I want to say Korea.

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27 points · 1 day ago

Say it, friend! Live your dream!

I appreciate the motivation but, how is this relevent?

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SAY IT!!

-1 points · 1 day ago

Not a lot. I've never been able to get past the tracking issues to get past the ultralight.

This is a meme image waiting to blossom.

Right...

How do you guys not call each other out for all the double think?

He is a fascist, but also just really he is just a toddler.

He is an idiot, but he also secretly colluded with the Russians to be president.

On and on and on.

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19 points · 1 day ago

Literally just said he's not a fascist.

I mean...

Am I going too fast?

Well as long as we are throwing the word literally around all willy nilly.

Nah u dent bruh

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13 points · 1 day ago

...k

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3 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

So does San Francisco. There was a nice documentary on them called: The Wild Parrots of San Francisco

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It's The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill.

Sophie, you minx.

10 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

Making America God Awful

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God: "Please don't involve me in this ridiculousness."

-41 points · 1 day ago

Positive change comes one baby step at a time. Good on ya, fellows.

14 points · 1 day ago

Meatless mondays? Fine.

Meatless everyday? Choke on a dick.

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-11 points · 1 day ago

That's meat, though. You're gonna have to pay for that yer own self, Chet.

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28 points · 1 day ago

What a chode.

I thought it was a male giraffe with L O N G B A L L S

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21 points · 1 day ago

Long long maaaaaaan

-48 points · 1 day ago

That cape is amateur hour! Get out GET OUT.

It's cool and all but why the needless amount of slo mo and quick replays?

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17 points · 1 day ago

This is what the future looks like. You can hold videos in your hand, but they're annoying to watch.

They told us we'd have moon hotels.

302 points · 1 day ago

Lol I thought it was a wicker thanksgiving turkey for some reason. Definitely the best use for it, though.

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Seconded.

Attractive girls who say they have a team when they really don’t know nothing.

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Another lost soul from /r/gatekeeping.

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