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421 points · 1 day ago

He is going to need a lance.

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People have got to be thinking... MAN SOMEONE PUT ACID IN MY DRINK. I'M TRIPPIN !!!!!!!!

116 points · 1 day ago

I love the rug and chairs pushed back haphazardly, because they’ve been trying to catch this on video more than once.

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" Just take those old records off the shelf.........

548 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

Nobody is asking the important questions. Where the fuck do you find shirts that long?

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Are these pants connected to the shirt or just how do they stay up? I seriously don't know.

75 points · 1 day ago

Standard German Shepherd behavior

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They're the best!

1.8k points · 1 day ago

The White House used dispute!

It’s not very effective...

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Same reaction John Kelly had when Trump referred to Kim Jong-Un as rocket man.

I thought he was biting grandmas arm at first and i was wildly concerned

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I was only mildly concerned myself.

Happy cake day

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Congrats! Is it a boy or girl?

I agree. However, my book says Root of All Evil?. Dawkins is a captivating speaker in person. The Selfish Gene is also a very good read. And then there’s The Blind Watchmaker: Why The Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe without Design, followed by The Greatest Show on Earth: the Evidence for Evolution.

“It's a horrible idea that God, this paragon of wisdom and knowledge, power, couldn't think of a better way to forgive us our sins than to come down to Earth in his alter ego as his son and have himself hideously tortured and executed so that he could forgive himself.”

— Richard Dawkins

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I will definitely find out more about Richard Dawkins. Thanks

3.1k points · 4 days ago

The beanie baby hype was so real back then. My sister had at least 2 of those large, lidded plastic storage tubs FULL of them, all with tag protectors. No idea where they are now, iirc she sold a bunch of her common ones off at a yard sale and kept a bunch of the rare ones.

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2 points · 4 days ago · edited 3 days ago

Can't believe a judge would take time out of their schedule for this nonsense.

11.8k points · 6 days ago

Why do people think this is ok to do? Can’t use a bathroom atleast?

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What would the department of health do walking in on this? Good Lord!!!

124 points · 7 days ago

I keep a close Joatch on this heart of mine

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I always admired how great he was in Walk the line.

1.3k points · 7 days ago

privileged deer

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Right ahead of me! Damnit!!!

6.1k points · 12 days ago

It's his mom. People this dumb aren't capable of living alone.

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31 points · 12 days ago · edited 12 days ago

Seriously. When would it be to late to abort?!!!ffs He pulls this kind of stupidity and knows the names of the cops at his door!!!

2.8k points · 13 days ago

Taming apex predators has to be one of our most interesting quirks.

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I was expecting food!!!!! What the hell!!!! Call me all the way over here......

Just finished season 2 today. What a ride

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Is there any way of watching Ozark without Netflix? I actually live in the Ozarks. Sounds incredible.

Which is why I felt lucky to get this one

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Okay. You need to have this one framed. It's great.

sees shadow
MOTHER!
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WAIT MOTHER, WAIT!

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That made my dad tear up watching it with his grandson. Great animation.

So some one is in danger?

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Noooo. Not at all. But the implication.....

2 points · 15 days ago

But it sounds like they don't want to have sex with you

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Look. Your in a boat out in the water. Where are they gonna go? The implication.....

My dog would have peed all the way down. She would love it but still peed.

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How do you say weeeeeee in puppy?

This is the best one. I'm so sick of these stupid posts but this one is great

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This needs to be published as much as possible to show the hypocrisy at it's height.

1.1k points · 17 days ago

Brilliant.

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47 points · 17 days ago · edited 17 days ago

Absolutely nailed it!!! Love to see this on a billboard. Next election that should be their slogan.

215 points · 17 days ago

yeah but that's probably like god punishing you because you're a sinner /s

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They'll be having women living in separate little shacks until they are no longer dirty before long. I cannot believe the regression going on in politics right now! Honestly never thought Roe v Wade would even be discussed any longer?!!!

862 points · 17 days ago

As someone currently fighting Leukemia (and have been for the past 9 months) this hit close to home. Even the tough times in life are all part of the grand experience. The ups and downs are what make it spectacular to be alive! I’ve experienced pains and uncomfortableness I didn’t know was possible and on the flip side also experienced emotions of gratitude and closeness to family members I didn’t think I was capable of. I would never wish the experience on anyone but in learning to cope with it, the only thing to do is to keep reading. Know there’s an end to the book somewhere and have faith there will be easier times ahead. Even if there aren’t, perhaps you’ll get lost in another book on the shelf.

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Best to you. And yeah, every experience shapes us into who we become. For better or worse.

4.4k points · 17 days ago · edited 17 days ago

He looks way tooo old tooo be this stupid.

*Edit for clarity

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Little asshole had it coming for flipping off his sister. So funny. And yeah. He's not the brightest bulb.

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