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-41 points · 3 days ago

STOP SAYING ABSOLUTE UNIT. It’s a repost from there, ffs. N that phrase is overused anyway.

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Only Sith deal in absolute units.

377 points · 6 days ago

I use orange juice

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Don't listen to the haters, I can only eat Cheerios with orange juice.

1.9k points · 11 days agoGilded1 · edited 11 days ago

Just learned this myself. Here you go.

Edit: Holy shit! This guy guilded my post! Thanks!

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Came here to post this.

This is staged right?

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There was a day I tried to go no (sham)poo and my hair stunk I just want to apologise to everyone around me on the bus that day

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Forget shampoo, we want real poo.

If you take a shit at work, you either work too many hours or do not know how to manage your life.

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Original Poster9 points · 29 days ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

It’s funny but this is harassment right? Like the guy being singled out for his poops is a multi-millionaire now because of the law suit right?

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Original Poster16 points · 1 month ago

I doubt the phantom pooper is going to reveal himself.

Will they taste like freedom?

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Not if you're the prisoner eating them.

That's only for rich people nowadays though.

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Did you know lobster used to be served as prison food?


Like I knew that I would.


Ban is Truth.

Even though I created my account today, I've been lurking for about three days. Its been an honor lads

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Welcome it!

I'm stuck in that rut where I don't like playing any new games because I just want to go back to Dark Souls. Is there anything that can break that? I was thinking Hellblade or maybe something online where I can just keep playing like Dead by Daylight. Watch_Dogs 2 and Ghost Recon look interesting, but I feel like for Ghost Recon you need someone to play with, which I don't have dedicated people to play with.

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If you're talking about Wildlands, you should be good to play solo. There is matchmaking available and I found some decent people to play with through that. If you complete a mission in a group, it will count towards your own progress, and you can drop in/out easily.

Original Poster10 points · 1 month ago

shit guns are illegal here what do i do

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Use a kinder egg.

Maybe the continent was named after the song.

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No, that's umpossible.

This isn't the worst way to explain to Muggles how bludgers work.

I had this much money in my bank account, once... then the school semester started.

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Oh, you bought a textbook?

Great. Just great. Now there's a rip in the fabric of the universe.

Man, I need to stop cutting onions every time I go into this sub.

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