Only Sith deal in absolute units.
I use orange juice
Don't listen to the haters, I can only eat Cheerios with orange juice.
Just learned this myself. Here you go.
Edit: Holy shit! This guy guilded my post! Thanks!
Came here to post this.
This is staged right?
THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. STAGED?!
There was a day I tried to go no (sham)poo and my hair stunk I just want to apologise to everyone around me on the bus that day
Forget shampoo, we want real poo.
If you take a shit at work, you either work too many hours or do not know how to manage your life.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
It’s funny but this is harassment right? Like the guy being singled out for his poops is a multi-millionaire now because of the law suit right?
I doubt the phantom pooper is going to reveal himself.
Will they taste like freedom?
Not if you're the prisoner eating them.
That's only for rich people nowadays though.
Did you know lobster used to be served as prison food?
Like I knew that I would.
Let the hammer fall!
Ban is Truth.
Even though I created my account today, I've been lurking for about three days. Its been an honor lads
Why did I fall for this
I'm stuck in that rut where I don't like playing any new games because I just want to go back to Dark Souls. Is there anything that can break that? I was thinking Hellblade or maybe something online where I can just keep playing like Dead by Daylight. Watch_Dogs 2 and Ghost Recon look interesting, but I feel like for Ghost Recon you need someone to play with, which I don't have dedicated people to play with.
If you're talking about Wildlands, you should be good to play solo. There is matchmaking available and I found some decent people to play with through that. If you complete a mission in a group, it will count towards your own progress, and you can drop in/out easily.
shit guns are illegal here what do i do
Use a kinder egg.
Maybe the continent was named after the song.
No, that's umpossible.
How many months is 3 months?
It's at least 2 months.
This isn't the worst way to explain to Muggles how bludgers work.
I had this much money in my bank account, once... then the school semester started.
Oh, you bought a textbook?
Great. Just great. Now there's a rip in the fabric of the universe.
Man, I need to stop cutting onions every time I go into this sub.
I would have sent him a prepaid Visa gift card that had like $3.50 on it.