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11 points · 3 days ago

Awesome. Our laundry is in a half bath. And your cabinet is awesome. Ours are not great even with a lidded box. One cat ambushes the other and then there is fear and then messes when they are scared too much.

The baking soda works super well!

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1 point · 3 days ago

that sounds kinda like you might need to get them separate boxes...

2 points · 6 days ago

how about a specific day we allow memes?

1 point · 6 days ago

and start collecting cans now!

235 points · 6 days ago · edited 6 days ago

Wifey took her Nclex test here for nursing, I picked her up in the parking lot. I asked her if she passed the test on the way home and she abruptly told me to be quiet! I guess she was trying to figure it out if she passed or not based upon the a known system bug that the test completion page shown at the end. I stayed respectfully quiet and drove out of the parking lot, towards I 465.

We made it back to our apartment on 56th street. She stayed quiet, we parked and I unbuckled my seat and she started crying, I assumed she failed. Then she started to hit me. I was super surprised by this (we are both pretty non-physical persons and wouldn’t hurt a fly) not knowing what to do but remove myself from the situation, I got out of the car and went into the apartment. I was sad, she really needed to pass the test to get a job as an RN. We were both students and our side jobs weren’t cutting it and we were set to have our saving depleted in a little less than a year. Maybe I had put too much stress on her?

She comes in telling me that a neighbor saw her crying and thought I was abusing her and asked her if she was okay. She then told me she was really really happy, neighbor was confused. I guess she passed her test.

She told me she did pass But she was angry with me for not asking if her if she had passed....

I don’t understand women. But that’s been about the only argument we’ve ever had. Contently been 7 years married now, three little girls and boy due end of January.

I don’t like those pyramids because of this memory from 2013.

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3 points · 6 days ago

is she still a practicing nurse?

2 points · 6 days ago · edited 6 days ago

She’s now a stay at home mom with the 3 little ones. (Keeps her super busy, but still manages to do crafty DIY stuff) She now does seasonal Hedis medical coding to maintain certifications.(Great job for any prior nurse looking to work from home)

We decided that was a wise decision just incase I somehow accidentally kick the bucket, then she could still get back to work without much trouble. Right now most of her income from it funds her Roth each year, so I’m happy in that respect.

Being an RN gave her excellent experience with pregnancy’s, general home emergency’s and she still has a strange ‘sisterhood of nurses’ ability to get along with all the newly met hospital staff as if they were her oldest friends. Once a nurse always a nurse I guess.

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5 points · 6 days ago

I cant wrap my head about it, but to each their own dream. congrats on your family.

243 points · 8 days ago

Probably and that’s what I told them...But it’s also an at will state, they don’t want to take the chance.

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176 points · 8 days ago

too late now, anyway. what a scumbag owner

174 points · 8 days ago

I agree! I told them to work on their resumes and find new jobs, because I wouldn’t want to work where clearly they don’t give a shit about their workers! I also left them with my emergency bag, that has water, food rations, and other emergency supplies and we are FaceTiming every night of the storm. I really hope they stay safe. Our apartment parking lot floods with regular storms so I’m not sure how they plan on even getting to work.

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57 points · 8 days ago

they're supposed to swim. obviously.

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17 points · 1 month ago

definitely a baaston accent

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10 points · 12 days ago

yes! oh moi gaud

Also how her dad picks her up and brings her in for a snuggle. So much love it melts my heart

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thanks for pointing that put and now I'm crying in the break room

They are meant for all people. Just like all suit jackets have a breast pocket and a lapel on the same side. Cutlery is used with the knife in the right hand. Etc.

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omg I've been using knives wrong my whole life

1 point · 15 days ago

Yes because those are shitty jobs. Let’s say UBI was 40k, are you going to do that job for 80k?

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yes. they also get a fuck time of PTO, full benefits, and rarely are home after dark. I know a couple guy who work sanitation in manhattan... they have season tickets to Bill's and Yankees games and have the time to use them. dont know of many jobs where that is true.

1 point · 15 days ago

You're talking about 80k per year in manhatten? I don't know if that's as good as it sounds...but go for it then if it's so awesome.

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lmao if you love it so much why dont you marry it. get stuffed mate.

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-18 points · 18 days ago

So are normie posts on dankmemes. Doesn't mean it's right.

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36 points · 18 days ago

having a rough night buddy?

The letter K is next to the letter L on a standard QWERTY keyboard kayout, so it is easy to transpose them accidentally and type make instead of male.

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13 points · 25 days ago

huh?

A keyboard is a rectangle with buttons (or “keys”) on it corresponding to the letters and numbers used in the English language. The buttons for K and L are placed beside one another, so a careless user of the keyboard (a “typist”) may inadvertently press the K button while attempting to press the L button, and vice versa. A typographical error (or “typo”) such as I’ve just described is likely the cause of the somewhat perplexing appearance of the word “make” when, in context, it was clearly meant to read, “male.” Hope this helps.

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4 points · 25 days ago

wait, but what?

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154 points · 27 days agoGilded1

My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over 6 months ago.

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wait. is that a thing??

Office reference

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11 points · 27 days ago

I have brought great shame upon myself and my family

6 points · 1 month ago

as I sit in a diner, eating dinner alone. fucking why did i even order food?

4 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

It's a metaphor for the vagina. See how the woman bleeds on the "book"

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that makes the random bloody hand, stroking a phallic shaped object thaaaat much creepier.

Hey aren't you that horse from Horsin' Around?

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3 points · 1 month ago

what is this, a crossover episode?

-24 points · 1 month ago

How would that be “Worse”? Lol

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ITS A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE. chill on the downvotes

thanks. this is great!

Can you make your coworker feel like crap by giving them a shot glass?

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4 points · 1 month ago

no, that's them making themself feel like crap.

ya, rethink that rape shit buddy. glad you deleted it before making yourself look even worse.

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-1 points · 1 month ago

for god's sake. great story, but seriously with the excessive parts?

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