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After hearing me perform, my music teacher in school told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.

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I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me.

He keeps saying, “At least I have a real friend.”

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I wish the Antique Roadshow guy just told me how much my antique sword is worth.

Instead of being all nosy about where all the blood came from.

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My friends suggested that instead of irritating them with my bad, occasionally (mostly) stolen, jokes, I try them out on strangers. Also, thanks to the anonymous person for the gold.
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Cake day
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