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1 point · 2 days ago

maybe with a mini short and without the bra... ?

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3 points · 2 days ago

Are you a raging teen?

4 points · 3 days ago

"Help me human, they're trying to swim up my butt!"

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2 points · 2 days ago

That made me uneasy

Friendly reminder to never release a goldfish into a pond. They take over and destroy the local ecosystem.

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Those are koi

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qlokas1 commented on

Good for him, finally getting some revenge one those fuckers. Fuck the dog, and fuck that stupid mouse especially

8 points · 3 days ago

I believed this until I evolved a Larvitar last month. =/

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2 points · 3 days ago

I wish it was like tbid

Silly, as we all know the correct answer is bidoof

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4 points · 3 days ago

Budoof is mythical tho

It looks exactly like the kitten we took home yesterday. We called it Leonidas

241 points · 4 days ago

The problem is most classes I've experienced used the book a few times and made it inconvenient for library use. Meaning you have to buy the book.

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Man im glad im from EU

qlokas1 commented on

Ah, I remember riding the pallet jack. The supers told us not to. But we all did it anyways (30 second ride vs 2 minute walk?)

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6 points · 3 days ago

I did that but one wrong turn and oh boy...

22 points · 4 days ago

Imagine if the lucky numbers were the date and time!

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3 points · 3 days ago

I was looking for that too

Silver comes to mind. Though I’m not sure who would have a silver water bottle.

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Silver mirror reaction comes to mind, but silver nitrate is hard to come by

2 points · 4 days ago

So smite is finally getring the dota problems, nice

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61 points · 5 days ago

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5 points · 5 days ago

Whats it called, im in the pre stage. Its bad man...

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8 points · 5 days ago

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I mean the cleaning stuff. I think i need it

Likely to drop tomorrow (16th), right? 1:00pm PDT?

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Fuck i didnt catch registeel yet

8 points · 7 days ago

All my mon I'm saving for trade get a # before their name. I can search on # and call up my trading box.

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, #is party chat, +is trade tho

398 points · 7 days ago

Seeing the names that my friends give their buddies is my favorite part

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7 points · 7 days ago

Yea, im still trying to invite this girl out, that i saw on one raid and chickened out. Wish me luck

Oh I know and agree, but 17 year old me who never wanted them in the first place was an impatient little shit. Fortunately my teeth a still straight and didn't go back to the way they were. They aren't as straight as when the braces came off but only so slightly. I notice, no one else does though

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Same, but i was 19ish

2 points · 8 days ago

Same here. Getting food on and between them is no fun.

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2 points · 8 days ago

Acci-dentally breaking one off with a harder piece is another problem

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3 points · 8 days ago

Why would you need this? I dont feel like we need this in the slightest

My pogo friends just seem drained from events and therefore annoyed

2.4k points · 17 days agoGilded1

He hit the brakes while everyone else just floored it

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My relatives judged me as i tried not to laugh at this

3.2k points · 17 days ago

I’m a mid twenties, white, middle class, American.

My mom was talking to her friends about me. I guess they thought we would be a good match. So they set it up. The dad I guess was really offended that I didn’t text her. He ended up unfriending my mom on Facebook and never talking to her again.

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0 points · 16 days ago

Couldnt you just text her that it wasnt your idea and that you dont want your mother to interfere with your personal life, apologise for getting to that awkward situation. The girl wouldnt be offended, as well as her dad. And its not like they arranged marrieged you. Your mom just wanted you to grow up and meet a nice girl, whats the big deal?

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r/NeverbrokeabonePosted byu/[deleted]

I must be the luckiest person alive. Golden Mr. Skeltal only comes once every 20000 yrs but I've seen him 12 times this month already.

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14 points · 16 days ago

Thats just 20000years ON AVERAGE

3 points · 17 days ago

1000km-56 candy. What?

Altorių šešėlis. Great read, but idk if there is an english translation

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