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Stop downvoting automod it hurts his feelings :(

He's letting op know that those "Edit 5: Still can't believe this post is on top [insert Grammy award speech here]" edits aren't allowed.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
roastedbagel 2 points

Day 1 player here who generally doesn't have much trouble with the opponent...

... With that said I'd rather fight a thousand Collectors than one Yondu.

Between him causing you to bleed cause you blocked or him saying "fuck you" when you parry subconsciously, to his L1 and heavy being almost identical, to his L2 being harder to evade than anything else in the game, he's a general pain in the mutha fuckin ass. I hate him.

And yet I want him so bad...

Min91 19 points


roastedbagel 5 points

This is the correct answer.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
roastedbagel 1 point

You don't need L3 to armor shatter. All you need is to hit them with two mediums then L1.

For your question is depends on how long the fight will be. I usually enjoy doing L2 after their armor is shattered to see the bleeds fly up. Therefore I usually only do L1 once to shatter their armor then go on to L2 and by then fight is over.

The only caveat to this is Ultron 5.4.6 boss - I do in fact store up to L3 to keep that on the back burner and have it ready to fire off when my first implementation of armor shatter expires. I don't want to deal with him at all otherwise.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
Fthewigg 0 points

They can’t directly pay their bills from “my time”, is equally speaking...

roastedbagel 0 points

When you become an adult your time starts having a worth to it.

It's less expensive for me to spend $10 on something than it is for me to grind for an hour of my time.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Euchre 29 points

I'd say the most important event in the history of AskReddit was the Orlando Pulse Nightclub Shooting thread. This sub took over when /r/news was being stupid.

roastedbagel 19 points

I'm upset I even had to create that post. I am however glad it became a place for legitimate help.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/funny
Isaacvithurston 167 points

Im amazed the set is even real. Go watch some behind the scenes for star wars (the newer movies). It's literally just a green platform, green screen and a bunch of guys with mocap suits like this guy and people are still expected to act by the power of their imaginations (and the power of 57 takes).

roastedbagel 1 point

I think GotG 2 is a good example. The 3 different making of videos I saw every single set was green screen everywhere.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
roastedbagel 5 points

Yea, go look at how long it's been since most of the members of douchebags CORE have logged in...

the-truth22 3 points

any more details or links please mate?

roastedbagel 2 points

Ehh not in the business of playing reporter when I'm not involved first hand, it's tacky. It'll all seep out in the coming days I'm sure.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
Palanthian 2 points

Not to be negative about this video, and I'm happy you got him, but I've yet to see any Void gameplay that makes me want him. I haven't seen anything that's blown me away. I think it's maybe because he's a science champ that there's a certain degree of hype about him.

roastedbagel 5 points

As someone who just pulled him last night (awakened and sig 60) and is getting acquainted, he's definitely not the next SL/Stark. I knew that going in.

What I am excited about is his nasty debuffs, degen, and regen/power gain decreasing that he's able to accomplish. There's many fights where this comes in handy for me in end-game content and AW especially.

That's where he'll shine, in niche (though not so niche) fights where DoT becomes your best ally.

Void's DoT is on par with AA's - it's not nearly as nasty but it absolutely gets the job done - especially since it doesn't matter if the champ is bleed/poison immune.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/IAmA
roastedbagel [M] -106 points

Since we don't allow AMAs about people doing drugs, the AMA would have to focus about the person being blind (since that is allowed as it's a unique situation that affects their everyday life). She/He can answer any and all questions about the experience of course but doing LSD can't be part of the title/focus.

If fulfilled please adhere to this rule, thanks!

Edit: We're not trying to be morality police by hiding drugs from you, we just never needed 100 "I'm stoned, AMA!" posts a day.

dannefan_senshi 126 points

Come on don't be a moralcop. How are we supposed to learn anything about the things we don't know if everything percieved as "taboo" by a company/government gets censored

roastedbagel 1 point

See my edit, we stopped allowing drug related AMAs after getting repeated lame ass "guys I just did coke AMA" posts. Doing drugs isn't unique.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
roastedbagel 5 points

Hmm, I don't think I'd be trying it without at least all 5/50s. It's possible of course without but you'll be using resources like a mother as you're experiencing yourself.

Maybe try to gather the resources to mature your roster a tad by ranking up ultron or AA then taking a crack at it.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
sicario77 -23 points

Im sorry you blew all your units on it, but don't cop an attitude asshole

roastedbagel -8 points

Don't dwell they're middle of the road players with a roster not quite mature enough to get by without using units.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/ContestOfChampions
roastedbagel 3 points

I cannot believe you actually think you're the first person to ask this.

PlayerNameTaken -13 points

I Never thought I was the first one to ask dumbass

roastedbagel 3 points

Then why post it? Scroll down a few inches of the page and look at the other threads.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/television
Derwos 34 points

I had a girl take a picture of me in the grocery store because I looked at her. At least I presume that's why she did it.

roastedbagel 11 points

I had a girl go "EXCUSE ME CAN I HELP YOU? EW!" super loud in the grocery store - I was looking at the reeses pieces cereal she was standing in front in from about 7 feet back.

I go "I'm shopping cereal" and she goes on a tirade about how I was staring at her ass and I'm a pervert (meanwhile she's wearing shorts that are shorter than my underwear).

I snickered and she said "do I think sexual harassment is funny?"....I followed with "Bitch I'm gay, and your ass ain't all that, stop doing this shit cause I'm sure I'm not the first".

I hear a loud "HA!" from a guy at the end of the aisle and I walked away.

Girls like that are a big, big problem.

roastedbagel commented on a post in r/AskReddit
Bammerrs 8,720 points

Thanks for starting the conspiracy theory. It's going to be everywhere soon.

roastedbagel 1 point

It's cute you think this comment is what started that conspiracy. Go check out /r/conspiracy, been the top posts since it happened.

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