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shittymorph commented on a post in r/videos
carpet_king 15,610 points

Anchor: "What would you say to other kids who were thinking of partying when their parents are out of town?"

Corey: "Get me to do it for you."

I definitely am glad he did not take off his glasses, too.

shittymorph 219,723 points

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion here but as someone who has dealt with neighbors that party excessively it's not all fun and games. My wife and I purchased a house outside of Portland, Oregon in the late 90s not knowing we were moving next door to a "party house." The parties would consistently go on until 3 or 4am and our property was frequently vandalized. We filed dozens of police reports (other neighbors did as well) but nothing was ever done to help fix the situation. We finally decided to cut our losses and move out back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

OfficialValKilmer 21,568 points

Legendary

shittymorph 1,043 points

Holy Cow. Good morning Mr. Kilmer

OfficialValKilmer 895 points

and a good morning to you sir. keep doing your thing! we love it!

shittymorph 858 points

I have a great appreciation for your work as well Mr. Kilmer. Thank you for taking the time to say hello. Made my day.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/videos
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shittymorph 13,602 points

I drive for Uber and picked up a crazy lady who refused to get out of the car at the airport unless I pulled into a no parking zone. She didn't want to walk the extra distance to her terminal but I wasn't going to get a ticket on her behalf. After about 10 minutes of back and forth she finally relented and got out calling me every name in the book on the way. I contacted Uber about the incident and they tacked on an extra nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/pics
fitzman 2,952 points

This is seriously messing with my brain

shittymorph 6,856 points

Your brain is continuously processing information even when the movement of your eyes stagnates. Our eyes will perceive motion if there are certain physical indicators - and our brain tends to try to fill in the spaces between. From a still perspective the physical indicators in this picture DO exist and when you "rock" your phone they are almost tricking your eyes into believing that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
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Honkadoo 3,225 points

Totally expected Undertaker and Mankind in a cell

shittymorph 26,050 points

Me too! I skipped to the end looking for nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
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MotorcycleCK 15,793 points

Hell hath no fury like a good boy scorned.

shittymorph 224,476 points

A lot of people seem to find this interaction amusing but this behavior is dangerous for both the dog and their human. It is obvious the dog does not enjoy being teased and seems to have aggression issues. It's not a good idea to tease dogs that have temperament issues. A lot of dogs have been put down for acting like this since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
AdvancePlays 2,228 points

I feel as though he saw the camera swing away from the kid, clearly about to do something silly that they'd rather not capture, and took it upon himself to step in and supply the unjustly cut action

shittymorph 312,201 points

Just an fyi the guy who pours the popcorn on his head most likely is employed by the Boston Celtics. Teams will place employees in the stands and have the camera seem like it just happens to catch their nonsense. One of the most well known incidents of this happening was last year when the Warriors had a middle aged woman in an ugly sweater and goofy dance moves "caught on camera"... truth is that was set up just like nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
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sportsworker777 3,406 points

He evens runs back to mommy for comforting after he falls. Kid's soft!

shittymorph 5,081 points

There was an elephant calf born at the Houston Zoo recently and it is incredibly playful. I have brought the family down to see him on a couple of occasions. They have a big blue bouncy ball in the enclosure and both times we've visited the calf was constantly hitting the ball and then chasing after it - he's pretty much been the star of the zoo ever since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/videos
mysaltyalt 1,016 points

The paint filled ones are the ones that look like big tops and they usually come with a warning that they are filled with dye.

shittymorph 8,169 points

I work loss prevention for a well known clothing retailer and we ONLY use ink security tags. At least once or twice per month some genius will go into the dressing room and rip a tag off... There will usually be a mess in the dressing room and if we check the cameras the people almost always hurry straight out of the store with ink on themselves. Ink tags were a huge part of loss prevention before cameras became commonplace back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/pics
Kieran2820 4,896 points

Low poly is one of my favourite art styles. This is a perfect example of why

shittymorph 8,748 points

My wife runs an art gallery and low poly art is really popular right now. One thing about the low poly art style is that it can look incredible (like OPs quilt) or absolutely amateur without much middle ground between the two extremes. The amateur stuff will have a very low level of detail often accompanied by poor lighting and almost no regard for nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/pics
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gmacWV 5,666 points

deleted What is this?

shittymorph 4,036 points

I live in Wisconsin and this picture is pretty typical of what you will see around here from September through November. I'm guessing there might be a bit of photo manipulation going on to make the colors "pop" more than usual but this is still an accurate representation of our Fall season. As Winter approaches the leaves will fall off entirely like nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/SquaredCircle
shittymorph 1,389 points

Hello Mick, I am at work right now but wanted to drop by for a brief moment and say thank you for nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/mildlyinteresting
myroommateisgarbage 1,408 points

Nooo!

shittymorph 4,453 points

All jokes aside feeding this fox would be a REALLY bad idea for many reasons. Teaching a wild animal that it is ok to approach a human for food is dangerous for both the animal and the human. Also feeding wildlife the wrong kind of food can cause disease, mouth injuries, throat obstructions, or even death. You may also face a fine for feeding wild animals - here in California for instance it has been illegal to feed wildlife since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
shahooster 6,791 points

Jesus. How is that guy not crapping his pants.

shittymorph 9,131 points

He's really not in a huge amount of danger. The last time this was posted someone pointed out that the lion belongs to a traveling circus and is well trained. If you watch the lion's tail closely it is going back and forth in a playful manner. It's when a lion is completely still that you have to worry about nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
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TooShiftyForYou 2,046 points

Sadly, he was not allowed to enter the box.

shittymorph 4,255 points

He was called out about this by a reporter after the game and initially denied that it was intentional. After some laughs and a little more prodding from the reporter he admitted that he "maybe" knew what he was doing. Of course there are a good number of people who decided to take issue with this clip - one woman on twitter even went so far as to say that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/videos
analfissureleakage 4,850 points

Riley is a dirty girl. I approve.

shittymorph 21,989 points

A girl I went to high school with ended up getting into porn soon after we graduated. She wasn't known around school for being promiscuous at all - in fact she had the same boyfriend all through high school. Something must have snapped in her because she ended up becoming semi-famous and performing in dozens of incredibly filthy videos. I haven't personally watched any of them but my buddy said some of them were more hardcore than nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/gifs
IGiveFreeCompliments 23,259 points

Well, let's be fair. I'm no u/shittymorph. After all, he makes the smoothest transitions. You just don't see them coming and sometimes don't even comprehend what you've seen until you think back for a moment and realize you've been bamboozled. That's the result of experience. You can tell he's been doing this since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

shittymorph 3,667 points

You write very well.

shittymorph commented on a post in r/pics
actuallyguy 2,209 points

Oh wow now thats a compliment! You could check out more of his work here: www.gabrielgressie.nl (it's dutch tho)!

shittymorph 4,899 points

I have small art studio in San Francisco and have been painting myself for around 25 years. Your father's artwork is an absolute masterpiece. One of the first things that stood out to me was that your dad is truly a master of light and shadows - this lends to the fantastic depth of the piece. I would be curious to know where your father studied - I haven't seen artwork of this quality since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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