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I have to hold my girlfriend's purse everytime we go shopping. I too, would get uncomfortable holding it, but now I make it a point to flaunt it like I own it.

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but now I make it a point to flaunt it like I own it.

I've found that if you do that, women don't let you hold their purse any more.

I've also known a few women who got really offended when you called it a handbag rather than a purse.

Apparently you need a picture of yourself holding a fish.

You have a picture with a cat, for sure, but the "holding a fish" thing is a huge trope. Perhaps it's a midwestern thing.

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I had a boss many years ago whom I thought was a super nice person. Like if you've been putting in extra time to get something solved, he'd add a few days to your PTO. Hell, he heard I was installing a satellite dish and came over to help.

But that's nothing.

Eventually I got transferred to another department, and when I told people I used to work for him people kept going "Ugh, that guy." and offering sympathy. Or asking why I didn't push him off the roof when he was helping with the satellite dish.

People hated him.

I asked why, and apparently it was because he'd never let other groups have their way on joint projects.

The thing is, the stuff that was being denied? Some of those were my call. I was the one saying "We can't do that, because it violates XYZ". That was our group's job, really.

So whenever we were doing stuff, he'd say "sterlingphoenix can take care of that."

But whenever we said "no", he took the hit. Every single time. He let us get all the positive responses and took all the negative ones on himself.

And that's kind of what middle-management is supposed to be - a buffer. Guy was an amazing buffer.

I once knew a guy who took a pretty bad hit to the knee, and insisted he was "fine". This was by a river that you had to climb down a pretty steep hill to get to. Which meant you had to climb up the hill to get out. "Do you need a hand?" "Nah I'm fine."

Next day he shows up with a full cast on his leg. Broken in two places.

Pretty much depends on which definition of "chivalry" you're going for, as there have been many throughout the years and it really doesn't mean what most people think it does.

With that said, I do think people should, in general, be kinder to, and respectful of other people.

So you're asking why people without a lot of experience doing something might have trouble doing that thing?

This might seem weird, but my cat dying.

Thing is, he was pretty sick for a while, but treatable, even though that was a temporary extension/borrowed time, at best. As long as I could keep him around where he was still happy, I was going to do it, but I knew I'd have to make the call fairly soon.

He died, on his own, quite suddenly. Saved me from having to make that call none of us wants to have to make.

Honestly, the vast, vast majority of them are wholly unoriginal at best. Many of the original ones are just sooo overdone, it's ridiculous. I also kind of hate the idea of something like that being permanent. They also feel weird. And don't get me started on the whole thing where people get entire paragraphs of text tattooed on them now.

Not to mention all the objectively bad ones.

With that said, I have seen one that I thought was very clever, and one or two that I thought were kinda attractive. Though that might have been due to proximity to other points of interest.

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We see Thanos use the gaunlet to escape the mirror dimension when Dr. Strange put him there, and that was before he had all of the gems.

he didnt really escape it per say, he more liked punched it apart with the power gem when stephen tried to put him there. he avoided entering it since he punched the entrence apart

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Nitpick: that's "per se". It's Latin.

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Daily Bullshit.

The days where this was true are well over a decade ago. And yet it is posted daily.

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