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Being sick and having to take care of yourself by your lonesome.

I mean, thank goodness for Amazon Prime Now because they can deliver almost everything you need when you're sick, but...it sure would be nice to have someone you love making you soup and keeping you company and making you laugh just so you'll make snot bubbles.

I'm not getting married, but I'd like some of that at home cake tasting action.

Is he selling any of his work? Because, seriously, I love them so much.

I have nothing constructive to add, but I just wanted to say you are a Pantene commercial come to life - your hair is incredible! You could legit throw it up in a messy bun with a rubber band and it would look gorgeous, shiny and healthy. I am super envious, for reals.

You can also do fabric customization - pick your style, pick your fabric http://www.eshakti.com/FabricDesignCustom.aspx. So if you're looking for a strapless dress, pick the strapless style, and pick one of the white fabrics available. Awesome!

It's a party where everyone knows everyone, and I know noone, and noone is interested at all in interacting with me. So i end up in a corner, nursing a drink or some snacks, trying not to be awkward, but am so very awkward. And I know there's no escape; I can't leave early. This party will go on infinitely, and I'll need to find different corners to hang out.

Hell is the worst party ever.

This is a cat who was born to snooze!

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Original Poster2 points · 2 months ago

He likes it because it smells like you, my kitty does the same.

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Original Poster1 point · 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure he likes it because it inconveniences me.

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OH MY GOD WHAT A CAT

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OH MAN. OH BOY. WHAT A CAT. 11/10. I LOVE THIS CAT, AS NAUGHTY AS HE IS!!

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Original Poster2 points · 2 months ago

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Eating in public - especially those sidewalk patios. I can get super clumsy, and there's something just so embarrassing about a full grown woman, trying to put a forkful of food in her gaping maw, missing completely and accidentally stabbing her lips/side of mouth with a salad fork.

I LOVE that dress and you look amazing in it. As for helping you style it, I gotta ask: what are you looking for? More bling? Something simple? How formal is your reception?

Because I'm extra AF, with a dress this simple and clean and modern, I'd go with all the sparkles.

Is this a mattress or a portable bank?

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Original Poster1 point · 2 months ago

It's an air mattress

My only critique is your foundation: it looks very pink in comparison to your neck (see photo #14). I guess it depends on your dress - if your dress is higher necked, it won't be so obvious, but if you're wearing something with more skin exposed, I worry that the difference in tones would be more obvious in a darker/evening setting with flash photography

My FMIL has been really judgy about the whole wedding. Her husband was "beside himself" over how much I spent on my dress. They think it's "just stupid to spend all that money on a party for her (my) friends and family". They're both upset because there will be drinking and dancing (GASP), and how "that's just not us or FH".

Well, let me tell you something Linda...you haven't offered one mother-effing penny to this wedding, or fuck, even offered to help me DO anything, and you live LITERALLY two streets over. My mother, on the other hand, is 6 hours away. You've spent the entire planning period worried about one thing....YOUR dress (which happens to look a little toooooo bridal, if we're honest). So, your baaaaaaby boy and I are going to drink our yummy drinks, and dance the night away, in my "expensive" dress. And I might even have our first dance song be "My Neck My Back" just to spite you.

Wow....that felt good. Turned into a little more of a rant than I intended, but whew.

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Have I got the cover for you: https://youtu.be/MdIPj7xANm0.

If you want, you can walk down the aisle with: https://youtu.be/E1p0sA8bgGA

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I've lost so much hair due to early menopause + Graves disease/hyperthyroidism (which is under control now, but hair has never grown back. Using rogaine but after a year, only a bit of regrowth.). Sometimes, I use those fibers (topikk) to help make me look less bald.

So now I have very obviously thinning hair (scalp on display if I part it wrong). It's awful during winter as my hair flattens out and loses all body due to low humidity. Looks better in DC summer thanks as it gets voluminous and fuller looking.

I've been thinking about grey/platinum balayage though, especially since I'm starting to go grey. Would balayage make me look even balder though?

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Eshakti.com - pick a dress, they can get it customized with their sizing (highly recommend they get measured professionally vs guesstimating!)

Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

I'm surprised how reasonable they're prices are. I'll have to look into them further

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Sign up for emails too - they have great coupons. I got a single use coupon last week for $40 off (as long as your final total post coupon is $40+) So I got a $60 dress, added all the customization, so the dress ended up about $80 something. Applied the coupon and ended up with a $40 something fully customized dress. Can't wait to get it!

Amazon? This one is only 10k gold, but it's pretty!

10k Yellow Gold Dainty Diamond and Cushion Solitaire Quartz Checkerboard Amethyst Rope Design Engagement/Promise Ring(Size 11) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HNAGH9M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_utTWAbZ64N8NS

Holy WOW. You make me want to chop off my hair and get a cut/style/color like yours. You look beautiful!

Original Poster1 point · 3 months ago

that is so sweet, but short hair sucks haha! I've never had very long hair and I do soo much to grow it but it just doesn't grow very much.

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Well you look beautiful, and your hair is lovely and thick and I envy you your gorgeous mane :)

(you'll make your him cry at the altar, then fistbump his buddies because he knows he won at everything)

From a museum in Taiwan?

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Original Poster2 points · 3 months ago

Yes it is! It's also usually displayed with the jadeite cabbage https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadeite_Cabbage

I had to put down my peanut butter sandwich and breathe deeply for a minute or two.

Then I kept watching. But will leave sandwich for later.

That nose is extra boopable, well done.

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Original Poster3 points · 4 months ago

He's so chill he'd let anyone boop his nose. Chill or stupid, I can't really tell the difference. Either way, boop dat snoot.

Can confirm. Heart has been stolen.

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Original Poster3 points · 4 months ago

I'm sorry to say that you're not getting your heart back. He et it all.

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Tigger is such a pretty color!

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Original Poster1 point · 5 months ago

Thank you for noticing! He's got this Amber/red undercoat thing that I think is so pretty!

"That blanket is stupid. (I wish I had that blanket)."

-Tigger, probably

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Original Poster1 point · 5 months ago

Are you a mind reader? Because I'm dead certain that was exactly what Tigger was thinking.

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