As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens...
Buy store brand food, not name brand
Thousands of companies have to pay more money in order to get the stuff they need to stay in business. They push these expenses onto the consumer via higher prices, drastically raising the cost of living.
Do you have any idea how long it would take to sit all the way through every video on Pornhub start to finish? Longer than your life will last.
The swan could also just be a swan’s head looking left with really fancy hair.
Edit: clarifying what I saw
Not everyone who is pro-life wants to be pregnant all the time.
Flipping the pillow to the cold side
Not available in my country. What's the video?
A comedy bit. Conan’s employees made a secret email list that gets early notifications before the rest of the office whenever free food is available.
When you see Hell, I hope in is an eternity of you being unable to pet the dogs you refused to pet in life.
And the Father of the Year award goes to...
Wonder what FRED looks like now...
I have never seen something said that is so stupid.
How about “We need a Space Force”?
Mammals are much more protective parents than birds
Singing. I'm not even particular good at it, I just love the feeling of screaming in a pretty tone. I'll sing to anything. Heavy metal, country, pop, rap, anything at all.
I was so happy the day I found out I had a 5-octave vocal range (C1-C6)
At least he has no association with thots
Every day we stray further from God...