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Twenty minutes of meditation does wonders too!

I notice sometimes it's meditation and other times it's a nap.

I don't choose or think about it anymore and I tell myself it's twenty minutes of me time.

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15 points · 1 day ago · edited 18 hours ago

There was a post on r/dnd a while back of a grand 12 person 3 DM annual event, I’ll see if I can find it.

edit: found it

edit2: it is so much better than i remembered.

let me know If you find it will you? that sounds great

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I’ve spent two hours looking for it and I’m a damn good googler.

Here’s what I remember, 3 dms with more than 15 PCs conducting a one shot on a day during a holiday break (summer or winter, icr). one party got TPK’d but the DMs revived them for the final boss battle. The DMs set a time limit and rotated. The parties were separated by space and time. At the end of that they said that they were planning on doing it again annually.

I’m still digging for it.

-9 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

When talking one on one doesn’t work:

Give the character a cursed totem or have one of the NPC’s subtly curse her rogue. Then just start adding penalties to all her skill checks, a stacking -1 penalty is added every in-game week until she realizes any time she tries something dumb it will fail.

She fails to kidnap the NPC because he slips her grip, sets her sleeve on fire when she tries arson, slips and falls after burgling and drops all her loot in cow pies.

Edit: Lord almighty, these D&D subs can not ID a joke and I refuse to use /s

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2 points · 19 hours ago

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For fucks sake.

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There are more red berries than just strawberries, bud.

Agree. Perhaps my first boner. That or Jennifer Connely in Labrinth.

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2 points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago

Or David Bowie in Labyrinth.

relevant Community reference

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“SUBSCRIBED”

ah yes, now I remember

I work in a restaurant and every fan time I go in the walk in, gotta walk right back out to remember.

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In light of what the article states, I wonder if it has to do with the the temperature change.

7 points · 5 days ago

Mercilessly stolen from real life doodles by u/omgwerhvngafire_sale

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This dudes entire post history is karma whoring. I’ve never seen it so blatant.

Fellow lover of Frankie here, there are literally dozens of us!

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Troy was really good at playing steel drums.

Ron was going to be spiders.

ETA - that site is amazing. Thank you.

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He just was.

Damn, I haven’t kept up with Night Vale in a while, there goes the next few hours.

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I’ve been binging about two episodes a day... it changes my brain. I hear him in my head.

I didn’t make the pasta I’m assuming it’s ancient anyway

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It’s almost certainly older

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2 points · 7 days ago · edited 7 days ago

For what its worth I can find that it was posted on Reddit on 24 April 2011, and immediately stolen and put on funnyjunk.com on 28 April 2011.

Edit: shit... 4Chan on 21 November 2010

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Ed Helms on Colbert on 12 June mentioned "people coming up to [him] on the street saying 'rid dit dit do.'" I can only assume he's directly referencing it happens hours before when this was filmed.

Actually, here is the clip from last night where he goes into detail about where that originated (more than the Uncle Cracker) song.

415 points · 7 days ago

Ed Helms' reaction after she does that is so Andy Bernard. She turns away, he kind of gestures forward with his head as if he's excited at the attention and then repeats the 'rid di-di-di-doo' to himself quietly!

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Ed Helms on Colbert on 12 June mentioned "people coming up to [him] on the street saying 'rid dit dit do.'" I can only assume he's directly referencing it happens hours before when this was filmed.

Actually, here is the clip from last night where he goes into detail about where that originated (more than the Uncle Cracker) song.

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She literally took over her mother's body to rape (deceptively acquire corrupted consent) her mother's boyfriend, and also took over her mother's body to force her body into a sexual encounter her mother couldn't consent to.

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0 points · 7 days ago · edited 6 days ago

And then switched places with her mother so it could be her with him. It’s all ugly. This is a very ugly season.

(For the downvotes: go back and watch it, the mom wakes up on the couch and finds her daughter in the shower.)

633 points · 7 days ago

Set in Greendale Community College

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My celebrity crush is Nathan Fillion!!!!NATHANFILLLLLIIONN

same here. I´m single now, after breaking up with my fiancee. I´m using Tinder and other dating apps. At the beginning I set the age range from 18 to 35 (i´m 33). After a few days, I changed it to 27 to 37 lol. I can´t even imagine dating someone younger than 25. Are they hot? yes.. but it seems wrong...

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Rule of thumb: Divide by two, add seven. That’s your lower limit.

So is upper limit double minus 7 or the age that halving it and adding 7 would be your age? So should I subtract 7 from my age and then double that?

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Take their age, divide by two and add seven. Compare your age to that.

950 points · 8 days ago

I wonder if they would mind a clover lawn.

I wonder if you can buy clover seed.

(Googles)

Why yes you can. Get you some of that sweet, sweet clover.

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My lawn is 80% clover.

It doesn’t grow tall, and the honey bees are always there to play with my girls. They like to go outside and sing songs to the bees to help them make honey.

My neighbors cut their grass twice a week, I maybe cut mine every other week.

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I sing songs to the bees and I’m almost thirty.

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Seriously though, why do women only want 24 inchers?

Whats up with that?

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It’s awful how women only want 32” cocks. What gives?!

Hi Betty. Hope you've been well, sorry to hear your grandmother died lol

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