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Gimme. And I’ll have a hot dog, too.

Any chance I get I remind people how incredible it is that for less than $.50, they can send a letter from Florida to Alaska and that is the best deal on this damn planet.

Have you tried throwing it up and eating it again?

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I can’t stop laughing at this.

Notary or ordained?

There is a difference.

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Original Poster1 point · 3 days ago

I’m actually both.

Cool. But I was unaware a notary could marry someone. I thought they could just notarized documents to prove the person signing it is who they claim to be. I thought only an ordained person could actually marry a couple.

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Original Poster2 points · 3 days ago

I can’t speak for other states but I can sign marriage certificates and perform ceremonies in Florida.

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Having actually been in this position, I can say that there isn’t one answer. Ideally, you’ll know the person being cheated on well enough to know if they’d want to know or if they’d resent you for it. I once told someone who ended up angry at me for telling them. They told me they’d rather not have known. And then I’ve had friends who say they’d feel betrayed if I didn’t tell them. So the answer will be different depending on the person.

Can you like, arrest me? (Wanted a pic of it.)

53 points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago

By my calculations (i copied the list into excel)

/u/_moondoggie_ and /u/caleb0339 (special mention for /u/_moondoggie_ for coming out of a 3 year lurk to be snapped)

Were the perfectly balanced harvested souls at #115629 and #115630 out of 231259 snapped.

edit: /u/anthony-russo was the 183,061st soul harvested (I reversed the list order to make it correct)

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If you’ll find me and my number I’ll trade for gilding!

13 points · 4 days agoGilded1

I don't ask for anything in return #209627 ;)

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A promise is a promise! Thanks so much - I am irrationally happy about this!

Jealousy. My brain insists that if someone isn’t enraged (or at least visibly bothered) by another person’s interest in me, they must not love me.

Probably 3 cosplays and 3 cons.

113 points · 5 days ago

That frame rate though

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For real. I was like, damn... this is 4K?

I was recently banned by r/thanosdidnothingwrong and I just want to see if my flair shows when I leave a comment somewhere else.

Edit: it doesn’t

Edit 2: don’t mind me, I’m dead

No one gilded you? Well let’s fix that...

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